Worst Player You've Seen in a CFC Shirt

[Gem]

I don't care if you've seen CFC in the old 2nd division when kit men and the odd fan had to make up the starting XI because we've got no one else, would this prat get into the side back then? Think hard, I wasn't born when CFC was going through those tough seasons, but if he would, then we must have been worse than f**king Derby!

Get him out, useless.

Never before has the song '10 men went to mow' applied so strongly.

[Maksimov]

De Lucas.

[dkw]

jokanovic

[Valerie]

At least we've kept our sense of humour. Well, let's face it: it's all we have left.

[Gem]

De Lucas and Jokanovic are miles better than Malouda, next.

[just]

Alan Mayes?

[just]

Here's the winner Gem. Mickey Nutton.

[Gem]

As I said Just, I haven't sat through anywhere near half the rubbish you've seen in your years supporting Chelsea, but in my 12 years, I can't remember a worse a player than Malouda.

At least players like Sutton tried...ish.

[loz]

Here's the winner Gem. Mickey Nutton.

beat me to it Just - I was surprised to see you nominate Mayes before him

[Lofty]

Graham Wilkins. As a matter of principle.

[loz]

'Sharon' Wood another contender

[just]

I try to forget Loz.

But I can't always block it out.

Sometimes, in my sleep, I remember games when we had Nutton at the back and Mayes up front.

Jesus. Hand me the gun.

[Scott]

De Lucas and Jokanovic are miles better than Malouda, next.

Yep, so was Zenden,Grokjaer,Gabriele Ambrosetti.Panucci,Boulahrouz,Deschamps,Jarošík,Kezman,Maniche..................

I could go on but why? Hell I was tempted to throw in Sutton and Veron as well, on second thought Veron gave more effort than Malouda. So I would say Malouda's about on the Sutton/Pizzaro level which is one notch above Borgarde status.

[Adzio]

robert fleck

[Essien's Strike]

petit ended up pretty cack... still, i reckon malouda regrets following drogba here only to find drogba want away. i still think malouda is a good player.

[g3.7]

petit was class when fit. but we're talking about malouda:

he's amazingly bad. offers nothing. literally nothing. a winger with only one trick, and that is the ability to disappear in front of 40'000 people watching him. made mario melchiot look like paolo maldini.

[youlots]

How can one suggest Deschamps and Petit as possibles for the worst player ever ?!? Ridiculous comment.

[Enrico]

I think Malouda is the slowest winger in the world. Also in the first half of the Wigan match I actually thought to myself "hey who is playing on our left?".

[midlandblue]

If he was any slower he would be going backwards.

[Mr Chelsea]

robert fleck

it was him for me until malouda came along

they gave a stat out on setanta during the match last night

malouda 45 mins on the pitch touched the ball 28 times (all backwards or to the opposition(thats my own stat)

cole 20 mins on the pitch 41 times

[Essien's Strike]

How can one suggest Deschamps and Petit as possibles for the worst player ever ?!? Ridiculous comment.

maybe petit was a bit harsh! his one fit season to be fair was really good - i just remember him huffing and puffing around the pitch trying to catch his breath all the time XD

[Guest]

petit was class when fit. but we're talking about malouda:

he's amazingly bad. offers nothing. literally nothing. a winger with only one trick, and that is the ability to disappear in front of 40'000 people watching him. made mario melchiot look like paolo maldini.

I personally wouldn't go that far. I beleive Malouda has some talent which we (obviously) have not seen enough of. I don't think we've seen the best of Malouda yet.

That said, I have plenty of time for honest triers like SWP or Mario Stanic who try their heart out but simply don't have what it takes to be a starter at the club (more Stanic than SWP who is useful against some opponents). What I don't have any time for however are lazy players like Malouda. Unless there is a drastic turn around in his application and work-rate I want to see him sold.

[blizeH]

Jesus christ, Malouda isn't that bad.

[c3blu]

Malouda is like Keith Dublins retarded little boy.

[dreadis]

Jesus christ, Malouda isn't that bad.

Sorry, mate, but in CFC shirt he is! It is the same for Sheva! I honestly believe those two are great players, but they are typical examples that certain players are not for certain leagues/teams.