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BLUENUT

BLUENUT

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Chorus 1)

First I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never manage

a top Chelsea side

But I spent so many nights

dreaming of an 'Avram song'

I grew strong

I didn't know I'd get it wrong!

and so we're cack

not in 1st place

I'll just scratch my head again

with a sad look upon my face

I should have gone to 4-4-2

I should have scrapped the 4-3-3

If I had known for just one second

we'd lose away to Barns-ley

(Chorus 2)

Go on now go walk out the door

pop through the turnstile's

'cause you're not welcome anymore

weren't you the one who said you make us play with flare

but you just bumbled

and we played like we didn't care

Oh no, not Grant

the chairman's plant

30 years in football

know's less than my f*cking aunt

we've got 4 more games to go

but want we all want to know

will he survive?

will he survive?

It took all the strength I had

not to fall apart

losing at Wembley to the scumbags

almost broke my heart

and I wondered when Anelka

started plaing on the wing

and if we carry on with Avi

we won't win a f*cking thing

and so Chel-sea

somebody new?

not that sad old baron greenbcak

he aint got a clue

and so you felt like dropping Joey

and we concede on '93

now I'm only looking forward

to my summer hola-deeeeee

Go on, now go.......

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Mr Chelsea

Mr Chelsea

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Chorus 1)

First I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never manage

a top Chelsea side

But I spent so many nights

dreaming of an 'Avram song'

I grew strong

I didn't know I'd get it wrong!

and so we're cack

not in 1st place

I'll just scratch my head again

with a sad look upon my face

I should have gone to 4-4-2

I should have scrapped the 4-3-3

If I had known for just one second

we'd lose away to Barns-ley

(Chorus 2)

Go on now go walk out the door

pop through the turnstile's

'cause you're not welcome anymore

weren't you the one who said you make us play with flare

but you just bumbled

and we played like we didn't care

Oh no, not Grant

the chairman's plant

30 years in football

know's less than my f*cking aunt

we've got 4 more games to go

but want we all want to know

will he survive?

will he survive?

It took all the strength I had

not to fall apart

losing at Wembley to the scumbags

almost broke my heart

and I wondered when Anelka

started plaing on the wing

and if we carry on with Avi

we won't win a f*cking thing

and so Chel-sea

somebody new?

not that sad old baron greenbcak

he aint got a clue

and so you felt like dropping Joey

and we concede on '93

now I'm only looking forward

to my summer hola-deeeeee

Go on, now go.......

thats a classic that is clap2.gif

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Chorus 1)

First I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never manage

a top Chelsea side

But I spent so many nights

dreaming of an 'Avram song'

I grew strong

I didn't know I'd get it wrong!

and so we're cack

not in 1st place

I'll just scratch my head again

with a sad look upon my face

I should have gone to 4-4-2

I should have scrapped the 4-3-3

If I had known for just one second

we'd lose away to Barns-ley

(Chorus 2)

Go on now go walk out the door

pop through the turnstile's

'cause you're not welcome anymore

weren't you the one who said you make us play with flare

but you just bumbled

and we played like we didn't care

Oh no, not Grant

the chairman's plant

30 years in football

know's less than my f*cking auntwe've got 4 more games to go

but want we all want to know

will he survive?

will he survive?

It took all the strength I had

not to fall apart

losing at Wembley to the scumbags

almost broke my heart

and I wondered when Anelka

started plaing on the wing

and if we carry on with Avi

we won't win a f*cking thing

and so Chel-sea

somebody new?

not that sad old baron greenbcak

he aint got a clue

and so you felt like dropping Joey

and we concede on '93

now I'm only looking forward

to my summer hola-deeeeee

Go on, now go.......

Especially loved that bit.

Brilliant and I'm strongly thinking of singing it prior to our next game in front of the telly!

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As it turns out he didn't survive - but gotta admit this just made me chuckle although I'd forgot it was my own creation:D

for those who never saw the original - enjoy it again.........this was long before the CL final........

See.....it aint all about winning........

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