BLUENUT Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Chorus 1) First I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinking I could never manage a top Chelsea side But I spent so many nights dreaming of an 'Avram song' I grew strong I didn't know I'd get it wrong! and so we're cack not in 1st place I'll just scratch my head again with a sad look upon my face I should have gone to 4-4-2 I should have scrapped the 4-3-3 If I had known for just one second we'd lose away to Barns-ley (Chorus 2) Go on now go walk out the door pop through the turnstile's 'cause you're not welcome anymore weren't you the one who said you make us play with flare but you just bumbled and we played like we didn't care Oh no, not Grant the chairman's plant 30 years in football know's less than my f*cking aunt we've got 4 more games to go but want we all want to know will he survive? will he survive? It took all the strength I had not to fall apart losing at Wembley to the scumbags almost broke my heart and I wondered when Anelka started plaing on the wing and if we carry on with Avi we won't win a f*cking thing and so Chel-sea somebody new? not that sad old baron greenbcak he aint got a clue and so you felt like dropping Joey and we concede on '93 now I'm only looking forward to my summer hola-deeeeee Go on, now go....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gem Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 That's had me laughing at my desk for a good while, people are starting to look! Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUENUT Posted April 15, 2008 Author Share Posted April 15, 2008 Well it was done 'for a laugh'. Glad it cheered you up a bit Gem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea Bar Boy Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Chorus 1)Oh no, not Grant the chairman's plant 30 years in football know's less than my f*cking aunt .... f**k me that was funny !!!! Love it !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I should have gone to 4-4-2I should have scrapped the 4-3-3 If I had known for just one second we'd lose away to Barns-ley This is my favourite bit. Brilliant Bluenut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethicalstrategy Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 That solves the question of what to sing at the next match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 The word genius is bandied around too much these days, but that genuinely deserves it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 BLUENUT - that was music to [nearly] everyones ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Chelsea Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Chorus 1)First I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinking I could never manage a top Chelsea side But I spent so many nights dreaming of an 'Avram song' I grew strong I didn't know I'd get it wrong! and so we're cack not in 1st place I'll just scratch my head again with a sad look upon my face I should have gone to 4-4-2 I should have scrapped the 4-3-3 If I had known for just one second we'd lose away to Barns-ley (Chorus 2) Go on now go walk out the door pop through the turnstile's 'cause you're not welcome anymore weren't you the one who said you make us play with flare but you just bumbled and we played like we didn't care Oh no, not Grant the chairman's plant 30 years in football know's less than my f*cking aunt we've got 4 more games to go but want we all want to know will he survive? will he survive? It took all the strength I had not to fall apart losing at Wembley to the scumbags almost broke my heart and I wondered when Anelka started plaing on the wing and if we carry on with Avi we won't win a f*cking thing and so Chel-sea somebody new? not that sad old baron greenbcak he aint got a clue and so you felt like dropping Joey and we concede on '93 now I'm only looking forward to my summer hola-deeeeee Go on, now go....... thats a classic that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceman Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Very, very good. Superb. You should send it into the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightwave25 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Excellent. I loved it from start to finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callista Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Chorus 1)First I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinking I could never manage a top Chelsea side But I spent so many nights dreaming of an 'Avram song' I grew strong I didn't know I'd get it wrong! and so we're cack not in 1st place I'll just scratch my head again with a sad look upon my face I should have gone to 4-4-2 I should have scrapped the 4-3-3 If I had known for just one second we'd lose away to Barns-ley (Chorus 2) Go on now go walk out the door pop through the turnstile's 'cause you're not welcome anymore weren't you the one who said you make us play with flare but you just bumbled and we played like we didn't care Oh no, not Grant the chairman's plant 30 years in football know's less than my f*cking auntwe've got 4 more games to go but want we all want to know will he survive? will he survive? It took all the strength I had not to fall apart losing at Wembley to the scumbags almost broke my heart and I wondered when Anelka started plaing on the wing and if we carry on with Avi we won't win a f*cking thing and so Chel-sea somebody new? not that sad old baron greenbcak he aint got a clue and so you felt like dropping Joey and we concede on '93 now I'm only looking forward to my summer hola-deeeeee Go on, now go....... Especially loved that bit. Brilliant and I'm strongly thinking of singing it prior to our next game in front of the telly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Someone get Bluenut in a sound studio and get that recorded. Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckel Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 So that's what it took to ease the indigestion that's been plaguing me for the last few months - oh sweet relief! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gem Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Can we get that onto one of the pages on the website? Even just create it's own page! That will keep me laughing for months to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 I'd love to send this to the players, pin it to the blackboard before training, they'd piss themselves ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youlots Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Post of the season? Must be up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUENUT Posted August 11, 2008 Author Share Posted August 11, 2008 (edited) As it turns out he didn't survive - but gotta admit this just made me chuckle although I'd forgot it was my own creation:D for those who never saw the original - enjoy it again.........this was long before the CL final........ See.....it aint all about winning........ Edited August 11, 2008 by BLUENUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad_mac Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 glad you brought this back as I missed it the first time, congratulations on that one mate top class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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