Posted April 15, 200817 yr Chorus 1) First I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinking I could never manage a top Chelsea side But I spent so many nights dreaming of an 'Avram song' I grew strong I didn't know I'd get it wrong! and so we're cack not in 1st place I'll just scratch my head again with a sad look upon my face I should have gone to 4-4-2 I should have scrapped the 4-3-3 If I had known for just one second we'd lose away to Barns-ley (Chorus 2) Go on now go walk out the door pop through the turnstile's 'cause you're not welcome anymore weren't you the one who said you make us play with flare but you just bumbled and we played like we didn't care Oh no, not Grant the chairman's plant 30 years in football know's less than my f*cking aunt we've got 4 more games to go but want we all want to know will he survive? will he survive? It took all the strength I had not to fall apart losing at Wembley to the scumbags almost broke my heart and I wondered when Anelka started plaing on the wing and if we carry on with Avi we won't win a f*cking thing and so Chel-sea somebody new? not that sad old baron greenbcak he aint got a clue and so you felt like dropping Joey and we concede on '93 now I'm only looking forward to my summer hola-deeeeee Go on, now go.......
April 15, 200817 yr That's had me laughing at my desk for a good while, people are starting to look! Brilliant.
April 15, 200817 yr Chorus 1)Oh no, not Grant the chairman's plant 30 years in football know's less than my f*cking aunt .... f**k me that was funny !!!! Love it !!
April 15, 200817 yr I should have gone to 4-4-2I should have scrapped the 4-3-3 If I had known for just one second we'd lose away to Barns-ley This is my favourite bit. Brilliant Bluenut!
April 15, 200817 yr The word genius is bandied around too much these days, but that genuinely deserves it...
April 15, 200817 yr Chorus 1)First I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinking I could never manage a top Chelsea side But I spent so many nights dreaming of an 'Avram song' I grew strong I didn't know I'd get it wrong! and so we're cack not in 1st place I'll just scratch my head again with a sad look upon my face I should have gone to 4-4-2 I should have scrapped the 4-3-3 If I had known for just one second we'd lose away to Barns-ley (Chorus 2) Go on now go walk out the door pop through the turnstile's 'cause you're not welcome anymore weren't you the one who said you make us play with flare but you just bumbled and we played like we didn't care Oh no, not Grant the chairman's plant 30 years in football know's less than my f*cking aunt we've got 4 more games to go but want we all want to know will he survive? will he survive? It took all the strength I had not to fall apart losing at Wembley to the scumbags almost broke my heart and I wondered when Anelka started plaing on the wing and if we carry on with Avi we won't win a f*cking thing and so Chel-sea somebody new? not that sad old baron greenbcak he aint got a clue and so you felt like dropping Joey and we concede on '93 now I'm only looking forward to my summer hola-deeeeee Go on, now go....... thats a classic that is
April 15, 200817 yr Chorus 1)First I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinking I could never manage a top Chelsea side But I spent so many nights dreaming of an 'Avram song' I grew strong I didn't know I'd get it wrong! and so we're cack not in 1st place I'll just scratch my head again with a sad look upon my face I should have gone to 4-4-2 I should have scrapped the 4-3-3 If I had known for just one second we'd lose away to Barns-ley (Chorus 2) Go on now go walk out the door pop through the turnstile's 'cause you're not welcome anymore weren't you the one who said you make us play with flare but you just bumbled and we played like we didn't care Oh no, not Grant the chairman's plant 30 years in football know's less than my f*cking auntwe've got 4 more games to go but want we all want to know will he survive? will he survive? It took all the strength I had not to fall apart losing at Wembley to the scumbags almost broke my heart and I wondered when Anelka started plaing on the wing and if we carry on with Avi we won't win a f*cking thing and so Chel-sea somebody new? not that sad old baron greenbcak he aint got a clue and so you felt like dropping Joey and we concede on '93 now I'm only looking forward to my summer hola-deeeeee Go on, now go....... Especially loved that bit. Brilliant and I'm strongly thinking of singing it prior to our next game in front of the telly!
April 15, 200817 yr So that's what it took to ease the indigestion that's been plaguing me for the last few months - oh sweet relief!
April 16, 200817 yr Can we get that onto one of the pages on the website? Even just create it's own page! That will keep me laughing for months to come.
April 16, 200817 yr I'd love to send this to the players, pin it to the blackboard before training, they'd piss themselves !
August 11, 200816 yr Author As it turns out he didn't survive - but gotta admit this just made me chuckle although I'd forgot it was my own creation:D for those who never saw the original - enjoy it again.........this was long before the CL final........ See.....it aint all about winning........ Edited August 11, 200816 yr by BLUENUT
August 11, 200816 yr glad you brought this back as I missed it the first time, congratulations on that one mate top class