Chorus 1)

First I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never manage

a top Chelsea side

But I spent so many nights

dreaming of an 'Avram song'

I grew strong

I didn't know I'd get it wrong!

and so we're cack

not in 1st place

I'll just scratch my head again

with a sad look upon my face

I should have gone to 4-4-2

I should have scrapped the 4-3-3

If I had known for just one second

we'd lose away to Barns-ley

(Chorus 2)

Go on now go walk out the door

pop through the turnstile's

'cause you're not welcome anymore

weren't you the one who said you make us play with flare

but you just bumbled

and we played like we didn't care

Oh no, not Grant

the chairman's plant

30 years in football

know's less than my f*cking aunt

we've got 4 more games to go

but want we all want to know

will he survive?

will he survive?

It took all the strength I had

not to fall apart

losing at Wembley to the scumbags

almost broke my heart

and I wondered when Anelka

started plaing on the wing

and if we carry on with Avi

we won't win a f*cking thing

and so Chel-sea

somebody new?

not that sad old baron greenbcak

he aint got a clue

and so you felt like dropping Joey

and we concede on '93

now I'm only looking forward

to my summer hola-deeeeee

Go on, now go.......

That's had me laughing at my desk for a good while, people are starting to look! Brilliant.

Well it was done 'for a laugh'.

Glad it cheered you up a bit Gem

Chorus 1)

Oh no, not Grant

the chairman's plant

30 years in football

know's less than my f*cking aunt

....

f**k me that was funny !!!! Love it !!

I should have gone to 4-4-2

I should have scrapped the 4-3-3

If I had known for just one second

we'd lose away to Barns-ley

This is my favourite bit.

Brilliant Bluenut!

That solves the question of what to sing at the next match!

Cool

The word genius is bandied around too much these days, but that genuinely deserves it...

BLUENUT - that was music to [nearly] everyones ears.

Chorus 1)

First I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never manage

a top Chelsea side

But I spent so many nights

dreaming of an 'Avram song'

I grew strong

I didn't know I'd get it wrong!

and so we're cack

not in 1st place

I'll just scratch my head again

with a sad look upon my face

I should have gone to 4-4-2

I should have scrapped the 4-3-3

If I had known for just one second

we'd lose away to Barns-ley

(Chorus 2)

Go on now go walk out the door

pop through the turnstile's

'cause you're not welcome anymore

weren't you the one who said you make us play with flare

but you just bumbled

and we played like we didn't care

Oh no, not Grant

the chairman's plant

30 years in football

know's less than my f*cking aunt

we've got 4 more games to go

but want we all want to know

will he survive?

will he survive?

It took all the strength I had

not to fall apart

losing at Wembley to the scumbags

almost broke my heart

and I wondered when Anelka

started plaing on the wing

and if we carry on with Avi

we won't win a f*cking thing

and so Chel-sea

somebody new?

not that sad old baron greenbcak

he aint got a clue

and so you felt like dropping Joey

and we concede on '93

now I'm only looking forward

to my summer hola-deeeeee

Go on, now go.......

thats a classic that is

Very, very good. Superb.

You should send it into the club.

Excellent. I loved it from start to finish.

Chorus 1)

First I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never manage

a top Chelsea side

But I spent so many nights

dreaming of an 'Avram song'

I grew strong

I didn't know I'd get it wrong!

and so we're cack

not in 1st place

I'll just scratch my head again

with a sad look upon my face

I should have gone to 4-4-2

I should have scrapped the 4-3-3

If I had known for just one second

we'd lose away to Barns-ley

(Chorus 2)

Go on now go walk out the door

pop through the turnstile's

'cause you're not welcome anymore

weren't you the one who said you make us play with flare

but you just bumbled

and we played like we didn't care

Oh no, not Grant

the chairman's plant

30 years in football

know's less than my f*cking auntwe've got 4 more games to go

but want we all want to know

will he survive?

will he survive?

It took all the strength I had

not to fall apart

losing at Wembley to the scumbags

almost broke my heart

and I wondered when Anelka

started plaing on the wing

and if we carry on with Avi

we won't win a f*cking thing

and so Chel-sea

somebody new?

not that sad old baron greenbcak

he aint got a clue

and so you felt like dropping Joey

and we concede on '93

now I'm only looking forward

to my summer hola-deeeeee

Go on, now go.......

Especially loved that bit.

Brilliant and I'm strongly thinking of singing it prior to our next game in front of the telly!

Someone get Bluenut in a sound studio and get that recorded. Genius.

So that's what it took to ease the indigestion that's been plaguing me for the last few months - oh sweet relief!

Can we get that onto one of the pages on the website? Even just create it's own page! That will keep me laughing for months to come.

I'd love to send this to the players, pin it to the blackboard before training, they'd piss themselves !

Post of the season? Must be up there.

As it turns out he didn't survive - but gotta admit this just made me chuckle although I'd forgot it was my own creation:D

for those who never saw the original - enjoy it again.........this was long before the CL final........

See.....it aint all about winning........

Edited August 11, 200817 yr by BLUENUT

glad you brought this back as I missed it the first time, congratulations on that one mate top class