bluedave

It (the shirt, not the dildo) looks OK from a distance. As long as I can tell who's wearing blue on TV then I don't really care. Not sure what Madonna has to do with anything or what the hell she is doing. It almost looks like she's wearing a (cheap knock-off) Star Trek uniform.

He's been with us for a season now but I feel like I've never properly watched him play. A few games here and there, mostly early/pre-season, interspersed with a few sub appearances, then seemingly constantly out due to injury. I thought he looked exciting in his CWC sub appearances, but then again I still felt some optimism about the club back then after that good end of season run of results. His signing was a total gamble for such a young player with no PL experience. There might be a decent squad-player in there somewhere, but if he's never available and doesn't push on from last season then it's not much use to us and we should call our losses.

Oh FML, I missed the deadline to vote by about 30 mins :(

Their sole purpose in existing is to give people in Liverpool a local team to support that's not Liverpool. My Grandad was one of those (blue Scouse), so I've tended to have a soft spot for Everton because of that, but today will take some forgiving.

Sunderland were better than us, and by more than the final score suggests. I'm sure Alonso must already know how bad we are, but I wouldn't blame him if he was having serious second thoughts after seeing that. I just hope the SDs back TF off and let him manage (but *not* "man age"). Oh, and f**k Everton too. What a day...

Oh f**k, Kinsky just pulled off a good save in the Spurs game to prevent a goal.

Good work Trev. Don't know why that brain-dead moron Fofana starts over you 🤡

Right, I've been flicking over to the Spurs game and it's not looked promising...

I'm an Everton fan for the next 20 minutes. Come on you blues.

I had the sense at the start of the second half there could be a capitulation incoming. It would be no less than we deserve.

We are literal midtable mediocrity. Thanks, BlueCo.

JP seemed caught in two minds for the chance. Good/useful player, but that's a clear signal he's not a top CF.

Hato, Cucu and Sanchez combining to make an absolute sh*tshow of a long ball from the keeper. I did hope to be entertained, but this is not what I meant.

That about sums it up. It would be nice to be entertained while waiting for news of Spurs' demise, though.

That was funny, but please don't give them ideas 😱