Everything posted by thebluekid
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Cristiano Ronaldo SIUUUUUUUUUUU
Yes please!!!!! SIUUUUUUUUU
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Romelu Lukaku back to Chelsea - and gone again!
Can we delete this thread now this useless, arrogant twat has f**ked off back to his beloved Inter?
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Marina Granovskaia leaves Chelsea
Absolutely spot on. Don’t expect this forum to agree with you though as you’re not allowed an opinion haha.
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Marina Granovskaia leaves Chelsea
Praise the lord. Praise the lord indeed. Times changing at Chelsea for the better I hope. Good riddance to her and Buck and the atrocious failings at board level over the years. From the sackings to the transfers. Onward and upwards. This is the best transfer news of the summer; those two, OUT.
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Dream Summer Transfer Window
Hopefully the biggest transfers of the season will be Marina, Buck and the rest of the board going out of the door.
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Mason Mount
Standards of this club have well and truly dropped through the floor indicated by Mount winning POTS; a player who time and time again bottles it against the top teams; yes he’s brilliant against bottom half teams but other than that, Silva should have won it for his relentless commitment at 37.
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Official Thomas Tuchel *Now Sacked*
f**k it, it’s all depressing as f**k. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to be the red half of Manchester but f**king hell, depressed. If he sticks with the same formation, we’re f**ked. Genuinely. The entire team needs f**king off bar a couple of faces. I just can’t be arsed. Looking forward to waking up tomorrow and switching off from this sh*te until inevitably I tune back in this August to find out f**k all had changed and we’re battling too 4 again.
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Watford at home....meh
City fans just casually committing criminal damage on live TV like a bunch of idiots.
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Watford at home....meh
Just like that Pep’s City have eclipsed our league achievements and also slapped pie in my face hahaha. We have so much work to do, SO MUCH, over this summer.
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Watford at home....meh
Man City cracking like an egg the second an ounce of pressure is applied. Absolutely no surprise. They’ve done it every time they haven’t cantered off with it. Look at the final last year in Porto, they look beat in the tunnel!!!
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Watford at home....meh
Etihad ridiculously quiet considering what’s on the line; these fans don’t deserve it!!!
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Football is dead and it's time to move on.
So, having been at my wits end with the negativity that comes with supporting a club with winning expectations, Mbappe's contract renewal today has nailed the coffin. An abhorrently disgusting, vile and outright embarrassment to modern day sporting integrity that such a club as PSG, riddled with debt and playing in the mere French league, can produce such staggering financial numbers to secure Kylian Mbappe. The game has well and truly gone; it's just become a toy thing of rich owners that pay obscene money to lawyers tasked with finding ways to break rules legally and throw their obscene amounts of cash around. I don't want this topic to sound like a right moan as I appreciate I have been very moany lately; realising, however, that this is down to self-entitled arrogance that sadly comes with being a fan of a top team; I'm very, very glad I had my youth in football when big Ed stacked in goal... This may be the first season I take the decision to look after mental wellbeing instead of obsessively fretting over transfers rumours that cost a tenth of a billion; or becoming jealous because the oil clubs have spunked another £300million on the latest foreign investment. Honestly, mental. f**k this sport and f**k the elite clubs.
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Lewandowski
🤣 can’t believe there’s even a thread for this. Come on now…
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Christian Pulisic - Official
This guy has so much potential but I just think he’s exposed as being a bit too lightweight for this league!
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Leeds v Chelsea (PL) Wed 11th May 2022 19:30 GMT
Every time our support start blaring out ‘champions of Europe’ you can’t help but just die a little inside. Like a broken record.
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Antonio Rudiger
An exceptionally average defender that only looks good in a back 5 because his blaring weaknesses in positional ability, timing and ability to read the game get caught out. He’s only looked good under Tuchel because he can essentially run around like a headless chicken. A good leader of men, no doubt, but we won’t miss him if we’re ever going to revert away from being a boring, defensive unit insistent on playing a 3CB game.
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Official Thomas Tuchel *Now Sacked*
He will be gone by the end of the 22/23 season. Screengrab this message and I’ll happily eat some humble pie if it doesn’t happen.
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Erling Haaland
Chelsea were desperate, DESPERATE. They had been rejected by Haaland and his team behind the scenes; BVB would have taken the money we were offering knowing they’d lose him for this much this year. As a result of the rejection; we honed in on Lukaku in the belief he really was the mustard and ready to fire us to a title challenge; so we spunk 100mil on him. For him to turn out to be as bad as he was when he left England. Then you add all the other expensive flops to the list: Havertz; Werner; Ziyech… Chelsea football club probably just recruit from fancy YouTube compilations or whatever Twitter seem to think is best for them; not on science and data. Then again, Chelsea have been so shambolically run in regards to long term projects that it’s f**king impossible for Chelsea to sign the right talent as who the f**k knows will be in charge in 12 months with yet another ‘philosophy’. Support your local team mate, trust me when I say it will do you the world of good. Not letting £1billion corporations ruin your Saturday when XI overpaid pretty boys scrap it out over who’s got the biggest salary.
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Erling Haaland
As an honest fan, our days of being a top PL team are done for quite considerable time; if Haaland does hit the ground running in that City team and they keep hold of Pep, we will be constantly chewing for top four every year until otherwise. The most painful thing about supporting a club like Chelsea is that you expect to be winning; which is such a detriment to enjoyment of football. I will sooner be following my beloved Newport County next season that Chels; the arrogance of supporting this team has led to an unhealthy arrogance to be unsatisfied with anything less than us winning stuff. Top tier football has been boring in England for years now; this will just cement it for another five seasons.
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Chelsea v Wolves (PL) Sat 7th May 2022 15:00 GMT
I was in a bad mood and I apologise for my blasphemy.
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Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2021/22
This Brighton game is showing how bad we actually are though. United we’re as sh*te as they are today against us but we couldn’t lay a f**king egg on them.
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Chelsea v Wolves (PL) Sat 7th May 2022 15:00 GMT
Sorry guys I’m just in football induced foul mood.
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Chelsea v Wolves (PL) Sat 7th May 2022 15:00 GMT
It’s true and deep down you know it! Atletico and Madrid were an absolute shambles, plus we played them in empty stadiums. Man City did their usual thing where they boil over in the biggest of games. We were nowhere near the standard required to win that UCL last year and we capitalised on an extremely weird football season, poorly motivated teams and a new manager bounce. FFS we barely scraped 4th yet our embarrassment of a fan base keep churning champions of Europe out every match like a broken f**king record! We’re a shambles.
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Chelsea v Wolves (PL) Sat 7th May 2022 15:00 GMT
Last seasons CL win was a fluke in every definition of the word. The only reason Chelsea won the CL last year was because the teams we played f**king bottled it, not because we were special. Fact!!!!
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Everton v Chelsea (PL) Sun 1st May 2022 14:00 GMT
The rebuilding we have to do with the absolute stinking transfers we’ve made over the past few years is astronomical. None of the signings we have spent ludicrous amounts of money on are good enough at the level the club expects to be at; we either settle for a top 4 team and keep them; or we hopefully change how the club scouts players and bring people in who fit the system of a manager (if we actually keep hold of him long enough) and not just because he’s got a decent YouTube compilation.