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Hope they weren't used ones, or am I thinking of French letters?

to be honest, if he had been sent down you'd have heard a pathetic nasal scousish whining for the whole season up and down the length of the country, he'd have been turned into some kind of martyr.

Hmmm, maybe semi-dead, hope to see some green shoots of recovery very soon or flog him to the knackers yard sharpish.

I'm glad he's still bitter towards Ars*nal, keeps him on his toes when we play them, IMO he gets bad press because he's a bit of a petulant gobshyte not for playing hide the sausage away from home.

Can't believe no-one's mentioned "Carry on Camping"

I kind of agree with both statements, being in the right place is a talent but you need the luck to be picked out with the correct pass, if we're talking about Di Santo and young players trying to break through a bit of luck can be the difference between a first team place and another loan spell in the Championship, the margins are so slim.

:D :D :D

I could only imagine the look on Lamp's face if we signed this t*sser!

Welcome Josh, are you catching the Chelsea games going on in your part of the world?

Saying that, some DJs could do with a slap

First one of these I've seen, 'kin cracked me up!

It kind of stays with you doesn't it, even all these years later I still get a buzz just being around the place, the smells, bustle and atmosphere is addictive. I'm pleased I got my son hooked too!

If all he gets is community service at least make sure he has to serve it in Manchester.

After 12 hrs drinking are you bothered :)

You and me Lofty, batting off the same wicket :)

First game seen was '70 FA cup v dirty Leeds on telly and first visit to the Bridge was the next season against Ars*nal, we won 2-1 and John Hollins got goal of the season IIRC, crowd was something like 53,000, Funny thing was, about 20 yrs later I was serving in Germany where we had a gooner supporting storeman who was at the same match seeing his team for the first time. Small old world isn't it!

Only for big games early in the season eg.Community shield, possibly Sp*rs then system reset to current seasons points only.

C2

Didn't we have the same will he/won't he senario with Lamps who got exactly what he wanted using similar tactics as JT seems to be applying at the moment, people had differing views on Lamps' loyalty and it'll be the same with John.

Club punchbag and he's got recent experience in the job ;)

yep, either Ferrer or Dan in for Mario, and Gallas in for Marcel (only on footballing basis, not character)

yep, either Ferrer or Dan in for Mario, and Gallas in for Marcel (only on footballing basis, not character)

Every country has it's subhuman section.

If I've seen him play I can't remember it ( I don't get out much!) but would I be wide of the mark if I compared him to Berbatov?

Unfortunately I haven't seen any reserve games so I've only got his 1st team games to go on, but I thought he did very well, didn't look out of place and I thought we'd see a lot more of him this season, shows what I know :)