Tim W

Is this for real?

Not a euphemism for potting the brown then?

I thought this thread was about me, what an ego eh?

So who has assisted the other 50 league goals and the numerous we've scored in the three cups? Assists - the whole team assists, without the pass before the assist there wouldn't be an assist. Save the "assist" stat for ice hockey it's not needed in football.

LvT's Nymphomaniac wonderful

That's a just nasty rumour

I make my own up

You want someone else's bits?

I'm sure you have a wonderful brain, but how's the casing?

I wouldn't worry our little "Miss" has read your post so that's the major obstacle surmounted. Post and welcome, obviously if you've been lurking you know the standard around here runs from illiterate to borderline brain dead.

I've never played thrones, sat on plenty though

On bet365 Obi is not even listed as an anytime scorer, but Natham Ake is

A vast number on here appear to own a crystal ball.

Has to be Torres for me; I remember the feeling of being picked to make up the numbers when I used to play with my older brother and his mates, it was hard to take and only happened a couple of time, but Fernando has to suffer it week in week out.

Who me?

How quickly it gets forgotten when six goals go in how much Torres ran around, would probably have stayed at 2-0 without at that running.

Watched it all brilliant, especially Debbie.

Scott she's taking a different route to Hammersmith on each date.

I have a Real Oviedo tracksuit top, but I do own shares in the club.

I'm not going to give the plot away am I

I believe Van Ginkel will play for the under 21 on Friday, could be an added bonus for the last games of the season.

Couldn't give a sh*t about Liverpool or City for that matter. I only care about our results.

Start wearing make-up Get the missus to dress up Install hooks in the ceiling Buy non-burn nylon rope/chains Buy police rated handcuffs Enjoy

Think Utd would be mad to get rid of Moyes.

Have to agree BjD I can see JM ringing the changes in the summer, big-time