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Mister Loco

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  1. Like
    Well said JT. Three wins from our last fourteen games and one of those was Port Vale! Utterly shameful and unforgivable. Cheats and cowards masquerading as professional footballers. Good luck Xabi, you'll need it.
  2. Like
    I left the ground on 80 minutes along with thousands of others. I glanced back and it looked half empty. Humiliated by a relegation-threatened team.
  3. Nice One
    No doubt that Rosenior’s time is up. What does however annoy me is that he takes all the flack whist Bert and Ernie our Sporting Directors who after all gave us Gittens, Delap, Disasi, Badiashile, Guiu , Neto & GARNACHO barely rarely get a mention??
  4. Sad
    When the third goal went in I was on my feet and out of there along with thousands of others. They destroyed us 2nd half. Men against boys. Total capitulation. Embarrassing.
  5. Like
    When the third goal went in I was on my feet and out of there along with thousands of others. They destroyed us 2nd half. Men against boys. Total capitulation. Embarrassing.
  6. Like
    When the third goal went in I was on my feet and out of there along with thousands of others. They destroyed us 2nd half. Men against boys. Total capitulation. Embarrassing.
  7. Facepalm
    Last four games we've scored 2 conceded 12. Where do we go from here other than downwards?
  8. Like
    I still feel flat after yesterday.
    We are at the stage where all we can talk about is beating a Bracelona team that have thier defenders on the half way line and not losing at home to Arsenal with 10 men.
    When the chips are down we fold, each and every time.

    Play aggresive against us, we crumble.
    Play fast football, we crumble.
    Apply sustained pressure on us for more than a few minutes, we crumble.

    We've lost 3 times at home this season after taken the lead!
    There's a lack of fitness, we have the worst running stats in the division and we never play well for more than 45 minutes - and most of that time in this 45 minutes how many real saves does the opposition goalkeeper have to make??

    There is a lack of charactor in the squad.

    Of course we know the square root of the problems at this club is the board and the sporting directors and thier stupid rigid transfer policies but we have enough good players to not be 10 points behind Villa half way through the season!
    I blame the manager for a lot of our demise. Teams generally play in thier managers image according to thier principles.
    So when our defender waste 60 seconds passing side to side to each other it's because what he's trained them to play like this.
    When we have a throw near the opposition penalty area but 10 seconds later the ball ends up at our goalkeepers feet it's because he's trained them to play like that.
    He thinks control is keeping the ball even if you're going backwards.

    10 points being Aston Villa is alarming and highlights what Uni Emery brings to a team compared to Maresca, but this isn't even the long term pain.
    When the likes of Palmer, Estevao wake up and realise this board has no real plan to be a top team again and this manager coaches any creativity out of our players and consider leaving then the real decline will happen at warp speed.

    Yesterday was a real eye opener, Villa was pants for 60 minutes and won the the game and caused us no end of problems in the last 30 minutes and had nearly 3 times more shots on target than we had in the whole match.
    We are a sinking ship and there isn't a lifeboat in sight at the moment.
  9. Like
    Mister Loco got a reaction from WhiteWall in Chelsea vs Ipswich Town (PL) Sun 13th Apr 25 14:00 GMT   
    A truly abysmal performance first half and not much better in the second. We are broken from board room to boot room.
  10. Haha
    I haven't noticed any of Maresca's coaching genius in any of Colwill's recently performances.
  11. Nice One
    I haven't noticed any of Maresca's coaching genius in any of Colwill's recently performances.
  12. Haha
    Mister Loco got a reaction from Simplymo in BlueCo buy Chelsea FC   
    Step forward Johnnie's Fish and Kebab Shop, King's Road, Chelsea.  They'd probably get their name on the shirt for a few thousand and we get to support a local business.  Everyone's a winner. Team could have a free fish and chip supper delivered after every game as part of the deal. 
  13. Haha
    Mister Loco got a reaction from The Rising Sun in BlueCo buy Chelsea FC   
    Step forward Johnnie's Fish and Kebab Shop, King's Road, Chelsea.  They'd probably get their name on the shirt for a few thousand and we get to support a local business.  Everyone's a winner. Team could have a free fish and chip supper delivered after every game as part of the deal. 
  14. Arrgghh
    Mister Loco got a reaction from Gordon Bennett in Junior Membership Renewal Prices 2024/25   
    I've just had a look at the membership renewal prices for the coming season.  If I'm reading it corrrectly, the club want £40 for adults and £32 FOR UNDER 10s.  So, my 10-year-old grandson just scrapes in now but I'll have to pay the full adult price for him next time.  Scandalous. 
  15. Roll Eyes
    Mister Loco got a reaction from Frankfurter in So it's Pochettino...and now officially gone!   
    I'm not bothered about him going. He never fitted in at Chelsea given his background and the fans never took to him. Whatever the injury situation this season we have under achieved.  He'll walk away with his pockets stuffed with gold and I won't lose a moment's sleep over it. I don't care if he does win things at his next club. He wasn't the right man at ours.  
  16. Nice One
    Mister Loco got a reaction from coombsie in So it's Pochettino...and now officially gone!   
    I'm not bothered about him going. He never fitted in at Chelsea given his background and the fans never took to him. Whatever the injury situation this season we have under achieved.  He'll walk away with his pockets stuffed with gold and I won't lose a moment's sleep over it. I don't care if he does win things at his next club. He wasn't the right man at ours.  
  17. Nice One
    Mister Loco got a reaction from terraloon in So it's Pochettino...and now officially gone!   
    I'm not bothered about him going. He never fitted in at Chelsea given his background and the fans never took to him. Whatever the injury situation this season we have under achieved.  He'll walk away with his pockets stuffed with gold and I won't lose a moment's sleep over it. I don't care if he does win things at his next club. He wasn't the right man at ours.  
  18. Nice One
    Mister Loco got a reaction from timetowaste in So it's Pochettino...and now officially gone!   
    I'm not bothered about him going. He never fitted in at Chelsea given his background and the fans never took to him. Whatever the injury situation this season we have under achieved.  He'll walk away with his pockets stuffed with gold and I won't lose a moment's sleep over it. I don't care if he does win things at his next club. He wasn't the right man at ours.  
  19. Like
    Great result. Not many chances but we took two of  them well. Crowd noisey throughout.  Spuds well beaten. 
  20. Nice One
    Klopp is raging at his side for dropping two points. Pochettino says ours was a fair result. That's the difference between a winner and a loser. 
  21. Nice One
    Klopp is raging at his side for dropping two points. Pochettino says ours was a fair result. That's the difference between a winner and a loser. 
  22. Nice One
    Klopp is raging at his side for dropping two points. Pochettino says ours was a fair result. That's the difference between a winner and a loser. 
  23. Like
    Mister Loco got a reaction from Gordon Bennett in Chelsea v Burnley (PL) Sat 30th Mar 24 15:00 GMT   
    If memory serves me correctly Burnley was Pochettinho's 40th game in charge and we have managed 9 clean sheets in that time. That speaks for itself. 
  24. Roll Eyes
    Sort this mess out Mr Pochettino or clear off somewhere else and take your lemons with you.  We are a clueless, hopeless, shapeless shambles.  Weakness prevails right through the team.  Poor team selection and ineffective substitutions.  Hopeless in defence and pathetically poor up front.  No grit. No fight.  No progress.  Mediocrity beckons. 
  25. Nice One
    Mister Loco got a reaction from Swerved in Chelsea v Aston Villa (PL) Sun 24th Sep 2023 14:00 GMT   
    I reckon we've played 29 Premier League games in 2023 and we've won.........5 of them.  And the five are Luton, Bournemouth, Leicester, Leeds and Palace.  Shocking, truly shocking. 
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