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Amputechture

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  1. Nice One
    Amputechture got a reaction from GarnachoCheese in CFC Top 5 Worst transfers   
    I'll save you the trouble @just
    5. Cuadrado
    4. Werner
    3. David Luiz
    2. Torres
    1. Jorginho
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    I'm watching Liverpool, and the difference between them and us is massive. Midfielders pick up the ball, they run into space or through small gaps, then play a forward pass. Doesn't matter how many players they have around them, they look for the progressive pass or run forward. Wingers pick up the ball and immediately attack the box, with players ready for the cut back. Midfielders quickly hit it wide when they see the pass. Goalkicks take 3 passes to move passed the half way line with midfielders or wingers running at the defence.
    As I type, they play 3 quick passes from their own half and win a penalty.
    We will never progress until we bring in a manager that moves us on from this slow and overly complicated football.
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    Amputechture reacted to Remodez in Maresca out? (Feb)   
    Agreed.
    It's actually funny cause the board got the Poch appointment spot on, he is the perfect manager to give these young players the freedom to develop into top players so the board can sell for profit but of course they had to push him too far with stupid decisions and forced him to leave. 
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    Amputechture reacted to Nibs in Maresca out? (Feb)   
    I'm normally all for giving coaches time as I hate the merry go round of continually sacking coaches and not getting any stability.
    But Maresca was a VERY questionable appointment in the first place and now my fears are being realised. He's out of his depth and is just a yes man to those above.
    It's a complete mess and I know we need to get rid of the SD's but I would still get rid of Maresca. I know many didn't rate POCH but we really should have stuck with him rather than gamble with this fraud.
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    Amputechture reacted to just in Maresca out? (Feb)   
    Good point. His public criticism of Madueke was terrible both in terms of thought and timing. It came after a game in which he had scored and was voted MOTM in the matchday poll on here. Why did he chose to do that to a 22 year old in  his second season in the EPL? Especially when he continually defends gash performances from Jackson and Sanchez in his post match press conferences. He has no consistency. This is one of the many reasons he has lost the players IMO.
    Pepilini Out.
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    Amputechture reacted to PloKoon13 in Pedro Neto *Official*   
    Outrageous! He's a modern day Antonio Valencia maybe. 
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    Amputechture reacted to axman2526 in Evan Ferguson   
    Hmm sign a player who once was first choice for Brighton, then dropped down the pecking order.
    Think I heard this story with us before....
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    Amputechture reacted to nonotnowjim in Joao Felix   
    Gutted to see how we are treating Felix. It is really a travesty when a genuinely talented player and potential game changer like Felix, is given so little game time - when players like Sanchez and Jackson continue to be selected game in, game out.
    Felix has many flaws, and sure, there is an argument that he is a luxury show pony - but to not even be given a chance (3 EPL starts) when other inferior and lower ceiling players get a free pass to be sh*t game in game out is disgusting.
     
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    Amputechture reacted to Scott in Robert Sanchez joins Chelsea   
    We do have Willy Caballero on staff btw.
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    Amputechture reacted to Jezz in Robert Sanchez joins Chelsea   
    Atrocious goalkeeping today. 
    I'd rather give Jorgensen a run of games instead and see what he can do. What do we have to lose at this point?
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    It’s time to face facts. We copied the wrong south coast club. It’s time we signed all the players and staff from Bournemouth.
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    You wouldn't know they were the team who played on Wednesday night.
    The last Argentinian I saw be as invisible as Fernández has been this evening was hiding from the Nuremberg Trials.
    The midfield is getting eaten alive. We need more from them or the defence will continue to be under constant pressure and the forwards will continue to get no service.
    Oh and someone get Palmer a cup of coffee, or a hair of the dog...
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    Watching that half play out was the most Chelsea thing you will ever see. City started terribly, we score, we get another chance to score, waste it, we stop playing, give City the chance to settle down, they do exactly that, they get a bunch of chances, we continue to crumble, they score. It happens in every game, and Maresca just stands there.
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    How many times does this team take the lead then play like a team that’s 5-0 up with 10 minutes to go?  They all piss me off
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    I honestly don’t get this team.
    We pressed at the start and it caused their debutant to make an error and receive a booking, all within first 3 minutes.
    If we had sustained our press I’ll bet you that centre back would have been sent off by now.
    But no, we decide to sit back and let them play, while the debutant regains his confidence and he’ll probably see the game out comfortably.
    Clowns!
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    Is Palmer drunk? He can't kick the ball today; it's like having an uglier Timo Werner on the pitch, except without the self-awareness to look constantly disappointed in himself.
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    Palmer has been woeful so far 
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    Because this lot are mentally weak. Doesn't matter how sh*t one of these big teams are, our lot will match them and be worse because they don't believe they can beat them.
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    Amputechture reacted to loz in Alejandro Garnacho   
    A young Argentinian with a chance to earn a small fortune whilst disappearing in games wearing a Chelsea shirt....you'd almost suspect someone had tipped him.off.
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    Amputechture reacted to 19seventyone in Alejandro Garnacho   
    Well I’ll tell you one thing…….. ugly people try harder.
    And I should know!
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    Amputechture reacted to PloKoon13 in Reece James   
    Completely disagree, think it's the perfect time for Reece to come back: 

    "The zodiac sign for January 2025 is Aquarius, which runs from January 20 to February 18. Aquarius is an airy, masculine, fixed sign, and its planetary ruler is Uranus."
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    Amputechture reacted to Zeta in Robert Sanchez joins Chelsea   
    Can't even be bothered to post a moan when he passes straight to the opposition now. Just happens so often there's no point.
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    Amputechture reacted to axman2526 in Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall - Decent Squad Player   
    Injured, left out in the cold. 
    Credit to him for a good, hard working performance.
     
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    He had a certain little French man beside him if I remember correctly who makes everyone he plays with look like a superstar.
  25. Haha
    Perhaps that'ss the only way to keep him fit 
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