can't use kalou's song can we......................cos thats why we love him, so need new one

ANY IDEAS?

Edited February 1, 201115 yr by Mod
Removed 'Competition' from title as there doesn't seem to be a prize.

Abba predicted the switch a couple of decades ago, we could always use that

Well here's my early entry, crude and unnecessarily harsh considering I don't hate all Liverpool fans.

He's now at Chelsea the mighty blues

Torres, Torres

He said he no longer wants to lose

Torres, Torres

We bought the lad from scousy scum

So they can stick it up their bum

Fernando Torres, Chelsea's number 9

????

Although...I would still like the transfer to be confirmed on the official site lol

I feel dirty having written such an awful song.

Edited January 31, 201115 yr by Cam

Its gotta be some lyrics put to Abbas "fernando",summat like

Can you here the scum Fernando

They once loved you

And now your our number nine....etc

Can you hear the scum, Fernando?

Can you hear their gnashing teeth

Behind their whinging scouser whine?

Can you see the scum, Fernando?

Can you see them burning shirts

And roasting ratties in the blaze?

There was something in the air that night

The scum were sh*te, Fernando.

There was something there for you and me

For all Chelsea, Fernando.

and someone else write the next verse. I have to get to bed.

His armband proved he was a red Torres Torres

You'll never walk alone it said Torres Torres

But now he's sick of being scouse

They stole his hubcaps, robbed his house

Fernando Torres Chelsea's number 9

Na na na na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Fernando Torres Chelsea's number 9

we have to use the Liverpool tune just to rub it in

Can you see the scum, Fernando, f*ckin' scousers burning shirts and robbing cars,

Can you smell the scum, Fernando, sweaty scousers wearing piss-stained jeans in bars,

And whining about their 'istory as they raise another jar

They'll be sobbing in their beer tonight, our future's bright, Fernando,

They'll be saying that they all agree, you're 'istory, Fernando

Then you'll score another goal for the Blues,

At Stamford Bridge,

When you wear the blue shirt of Chelsea, we'll come to see Fernando

iv just joined to post this song

His armband proved he liked a song torres torres

the scousers had the whole thing wrong torres torres

his transfer proves he is a blue he didnt want to pllay for you

fernando torres chelseas number 9!

His armband proved he was a red Torres Torres

You'll never walk alone it said Torres Torres

But now he's sick of being scouse

They stole his hubcaps, robbed his house

Fernando Torres Chelsea's number 9

Na na na na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Fernando Torres Chelsea's number 9

we have to use the Liverpool tune just to rub it in

actually I want to update this...

Substitute na na's with ha ha's

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

fernando torres chelsea's number 9

I think the song will write itself after a hat trick on Sunday

Can you hear the scum, Fernando?

Can you hear their gnashing teeth

Behind their whinging scouser whine?

Can you see the scum, Fernando?

Can you see them burning shirts

And roasting ratties in the blaze?

There was something in the air that night

The scum were sh*te, Fernando.

There was something there for you and me

For all Chelsea, Fernando.

and someone else write the next verse. I have to get to bed.

Going off this and the other ABBA one:

Can you hear the jeers Fernando?

Its now been many nights since you made those Scousers cry

They were burning shirts, Fernando

As in the helicopter to London you did fly

And I know 50 million is a lot

but surely you will be Roman's best buy

+ Moi's chorus.

here was something in the air that night

The scum were sh*te, Fernando.

There was something there for you and me

For all Chelsea, Fernando.

I love it

Thought we always thought that you were scouse, there's no regrets

If Roman had to sign Joe Cole again,

He would, my friend,

Fernando

Heres me on the way out!

To the tune of Rawhide:

Torres, Torres, Torres

We've got Nando Torres,

He's had it with the Scousers, Goodbye!

He cost a lot of money,

But it was very funny,

When he left and made the Scousers cry!

Torres, Torres, Torres....

To the tune of Rawhide:

Torres, Torres, Torres

We've got Nando Torres,

He's had it with the Scousers, Goodbye!

He cost a lot of money,

But it was very funny,

When he left and made the Scousers cry!

Torres, Torres, Torres....

:laugh2:

Its simple, its brilliant, I love it. And that song is fun to sing.

Well here's my early entry, crude and unnecessarily harsh considering I don't hate all Liverpool fans.

He's now at Chelsea the mighty blues

Torres, Torres

He said he no longer wants to lose

Torres, Torres

We bought the lad from scousy scum

So they can stick it up their bum

Fernando Torres, Chelsea's number 9

????

Although...I would still like the transfer to be confirmed on the official site lol

I feel dirty having written such an awful song.

He's sh*t now anyway he'll get injured and you'll finish 5th you plastic small club fans you will NEVER win the champions league you will NEVER get laid :P

To the tune of Rawhide:

Torres, Torres, Torres

We've got Nando Torres,

He's had it with the Scousers, Goodbye!

He cost a lot of money,

But it was very funny,

When he left and made the Scousers cry!

Torres, Torres, Torres....

Hahaa hope you enjoy when he gets injured and Liverpool finish 4th! Mugs!

Came across this one on Bluechampions Blog

He’s now a blue he was a red – Torres! Torres!

He’s left The Kop to join The Shed – Torres! Torres!

He didn’t want to be be a scouse,

He hates it when they rob your house

Fernando Torres – Chelsea’s new number nine!

They thought he’d always be a red – Torres! Torres!

You’ll never walk alone he said – Torres! Torres!

They bought the lad from sunny Spain,

He scored a few then grew a brain

He told the club he wants to leave,

To play with Frank instead of Steve

Fernando Torres – Chelsea’s new number nine!

His armband said he was a red, Torres Torres

but Roman came and turned his head, Torres Torres

went to the club that gives out flags,

and where the captain shags the slags,

Fernando Torres,

...keep an eye on ya bird

Justgot that sent me by my jealous bitter best mate! don't think wel be able to hear the scousers on Sunday, the bridge will be banging!

Hahaa hope you enjoy when he gets injured and Liverpool finish 4th! Mugs!

At the moment, the Lidl security guard is on his fag break - haven't you got some Strongbow to shoplift?

Take two on my version.

Here's a tale of just one man - Torres, Torres

Liverpool didn't go quite to plan - Torres, Torres

They still have Jamie, and Stevie G

But that just meant more misery

Fernando Torres, was Liverpool's number nine.

He's now at Chelsea the mighty blues - Torres, Torres

He said he no longer wants to lose - Torres, Torres

Coming to London from Liverpool

A big city after a town of stool

Fernando Torres, Chelsea's number nine.

Again, perhaps a tad harsh...slagging of a whole town, and without any idea of whether he'll be succesful here or not, but hey...

Can you see the scum, Fernando, f*ckin' scousers burning shirts and robbing cars,

Can you smell the scum, Fernando, sweaty scousers wearing piss-stained jeans in bars,

And whining about their 'istory as they raise another jar

They'll be sobbing in their beer tonight, our future's bright, Fernando,

They'll be saying that they all agree, you're 'istory, Fernando

Then you'll score another goal for the Blues,

At Stamford Bridge,

When you wear the blue shirt of Chelsea, we'll come to see Fernando

Fantastic !

Came across this one on Bluechampions Blog

He’s now a blue he was a red – Torres! Torres!

He’s left The Kop to join The Shed – Torres! Torres!

He didn’t want to be be a scouse,

He hates it when they rob your house

Fernando Torres – Chelsea’s new number nine!

They thought he’d always be a red – Torres! Torres!

You’ll never walk alone he said – Torres! Torres!

They bought the lad from sunny Spain,

He scored a few then grew a brain

He told the club he wants to leave,

To play with Frank instead of Steve

Fernando Torres – Chelsea’s new number nine!

winner for me lol

Hahaa hope you enjoy when he gets injured and Liverpool finish 4th! Mugs!

you pathetic deluded scouse c**t

His armband proved he was a red Torres Torres

You'll never walk alone it said Torres Torres

But now he's sick of being scouse

They stole his hubcaps, robbed his house

Fernando Torres Chelsea's number 9

Na na na na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Fernando Torres Chelsea's number 9

Really loving this one :D

Actually have no clue what tune the others are which maybe doesn't help... not familiar with Abba and can't get the 'Rawhide' tune into my head!

(edit) loving Jawan's too :D

Edited February 1, 201115 yr by blizeH

(edit) loving Jawan's too :D

Its not mine as I have mentioned.....I should take the credit for copy paste though ;)

He's sh*t now anyway he'll get injured and you'll finish 5th you plastic small club fans you will NEVER win the champions league you will NEVER get laid :P

:D Nice one.. [email protected]