Courted as a rumour but come summer with squad re-juvenation bandied about there may well be a time when... :(

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/mar/22/football-transfer-rumours-john-terry

Hilariously ridiculous.

April Fool's Day comes early at the Grauniad!

Shoot me, please.

.......speechless!! People get paid to write this????

April Fool's Day comes early at the Grauniad!

Exactly what is was going to say!

I can't decide whether that's supposed to be a piss take or whether he actually thinks that stuff is true...There's no way that we push JT to leave, and even if we did, I can't see him signing for Barely Champions League Tottenham

simply brilliant... hahahahaha

The whole article is clearly a piss take. You can tell by the way it's written and by the amount of pointless crap masquerading as sports journalism. I won't even bother to comment on the other rumours, but Terry to Spurs? I think he's more likely to join San Antonio Spurs than Tottenham.

The whole article is clearly a piss take. You can tell by the way it's written and by the amount of pointless crap masquerading as sports journalism. I won't even bother to comment on the other rumours, but Terry to Spurs? I think he's more likely to join San Antonio Spurs than Tottenham.

I'd be willing to bet that JT could hit a couple of shots from outside the arc! ;)

Dear god, is that the sound of journalists scraping a barrel I hear....

'Hahahhahaahahaha'

Absolute bollox.

But it gives me a great idea about a "most ridiculous rumour" thread !

The minute John Terry leaves for Spurs is the minute I'll wake up.

Nothing like a made up Rumour, and they even admit that it's from "unrealiable sources" to still have a pop at Torres

"Of course, it has been pointed out to the Russian, or is about to be, that if he really wants to shift players who are manifestly on the decline, then the obvious place to start is with that recent £50m investment …"

Perhaps JT, in an effort to further consolidate his Legend status at CFC, will go to Tottenham with the explicit intentions ogf taking them down to the Championship!

That I could accept!

Fooooooooking pony made me chuckle thou lol

Perhaps JT, in an effort to further consolidate his Legend status at CFC, will go to Tottenham with the explicit intentions ogf taking them down to the Championship!

That I could accept!

Gets my vote.

now that i like :D