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Juan Mata Chant

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Just wanted to start a discussion over a new song for Juan Mata! I've noticed that we don't actually have a song about him, and given he's our best player surely we ought to change that.

 

Anyone have any decent ideas!?

I'm sure someone can come up with something creative for a bloke with the surname Mata (used in place of matter)

 

Unfortunately, i am not that someone.

I heard one in Munich but not in the stands, Was something along the lines of:

Juan Mata's on the ball, Juan Mata's on the ball, He drifts out wide, He cuts inside, Juan Mata's on the ball.

Not sure the song/tune

I heard one in Munich but not in the stands, Was something along the lines of:

Juan Mata's on the ball, Juan Mata's on the ball, He drifts out wide, He cuts inside, Juan Mata's on the ball.

Not sure the song/tune

 

 

I would suggest that be sung to the tune of The farmer's in his den...the farmer's in his den ee-ey-adio The farmer's in his den

tra lalala Mata Mata tra lalalala MATA MATA!

 

He wears the famous number ten 

 

He'll put you on your arse again 

 

....Stuck on the finish..

There is a Mata song,

 

You are my Mata, My only Mata, he's from Valencia to give us joy. He's 5ft 7, its football heaven, so please do take my Mata away!

 

 

That doesn't make sense.. why is he YOU, then HE.. and more importantly why do you want him to be taken away?

 

you mean "Please don't take my Mata away" surely.

That doesn't make sense.. why is he YOU, then HE.. and more importantly why do you want him to be taken away?

 

you mean "Please don't take my Mata away" surely.

Its something like that, can't remember it word for word but I've heard it in The Imperial a few times.

I suggest:

 

You are my Mata, my only Mata, you make me happy when you score goals, I'd be in Heaven, if you scored seven, oh please don't take my Mata away.

(to Viva Espana)

 

He comes from Spain he's Chelsea's number 10

Viva Juan Mata

From either wing it's in the net again

Viva Juan Mata

Juan Mata por favor

I would suggest that be sung to the tune of The farmer's in his den...the farmer's in his den ee-ey-adio The farmer's in his den

Thats the tune but when you sing it its a little bit quicker.

How about something like this one to the old Tiago/Carvalho chant.

 

Juan Mata, woah, Juan Mata woah. He comes from Espana, he'll beat ya in a flash.

 

Another great goal from him today, he is on fire!

  • 3 months later...

'Juan manuel mata

theres only juan manuel mataa

juan manuel maaattaaa'

 

or

 

'juan manuel mataa la la la la la la

juan manuel mata la la la la la la

juan manuel mata... chelsea's number 10'

in the same tune as the zola song

'juan manuel mataa la la la la la la

juan manuel mata la la la la la la

juan manuel mata... chelsea's number 10'

in the same tune as the zola song

 

Hmm, I don't think so, we've already got a very popular David Luiz chant to that tune.

 

Besides, the last line doesn't work. It needs another syllable.

Hmm, I don't think so, we've already got a very popular David Luiz chant to that tune.

 

Besides, the last line doesn't work. It needs another syllable.

yeah idk mate.. we should definitly have a recognised chant for him though.. havent even heard one this season

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