Im missing one of my hands, thats 2 similarities I have with Jaime......

 

As long as the third similarity isn't f**king your sister you're good. 

As long as the third similarity isn't f**king your sister you're good. 

 

Im afraid you didnt get my joke :(

Some clever clogs found a way to combine the books so it makes sense. Just about to start it. Obviously it'll make it a 2000 page tome, but if you don't mind long books, it's perfect.

 

http://boiledleather.com/post/25902554148/a-new-reader-friendly-combined-reading-order-for-a

 

Thanks for this!

I have started to read book 1. I am 4% through. If I chalk off a few percent everyday it shouldn't take too long. Must not quit!

Does anyone have any idea where Rickon and the wildling servant girl have got to?  Last thing I remember they split up from Bran Hodor and the other two,  and I don;t remember hearing anything about them since then

Does anyone have any idea where Rickon and the wildling servant girl have got to?  Last thing I remember they split up from Bran Hodor and the other two,  and I don;t remember hearing anything about them since then

 

Osha and Rickon are supposed to be on Skagos. That's what a survivor from Winterfel tells to Lord Manderly and then Davos who is going there for the boy.

(the spoiler is obviously from the books, d'oh)

http://lightlybuzzed.com/2014/06/15/obituary-tywin-lannister-aged-58-finally-murdered/

Hmm . . .  well I'd rather f**k a whore than my sister guess that's also ironic.

yeah but they may not be mutually exclusive in your case..... 

 

 

 

;)

I have started to read book 1. I am 4% through. If I chalk off a few percent everyday it shouldn't take too long. Must not quit!

tried a while ago, got through the first one, he's obviously great at crafting stories but I honestly think his writing style is just a bit sh*t

I have just ordered the DVD of Season 4 so I can start watching the episodes back to back!  Addicted, or what?

I have just ordered the DVD of Season 4 so I can start watching the episodes back to back!  Addicted, or what?

 

Just buy it on Blinkbox!

Just buy it on Blinkbox!

 

 

It will probably not surprise you to learn that I have NO idea what Blinkbox is!

It will probably not surprise you to learn that I have NO idea what Blinkbox is!

 

http://www.blinkbox.com/tv/game-of-thrones-(1024)/s04-(2905)

 

You can watch it on your computer / laptop / tablet or whatever device you may have.

tried a while ago, got through the first one, he's obviously great at crafting stories but I honestly think his writing style is just a bit sh*t

 

I love the way he writes his chapters. 

 

It's such a massive world, it wouldn't be the same without all the different POV characters. I'm not a connoisseur of the English language. Not by a long shot. I just appreciate a damn good story. He's a bit too morbid at times and his writing does go down hill in the last couple of books.

 

His repetition is a bit annoying at times

E.G "HODOR", "Where do whores go?", "Reek, it rhymes with weak, bla bla bla", "She's probably f**king moon boy for all I know" etc.

tried a while ago, got through the first one, he's obviously great at crafting stories but I honestly think his writing style is just a bit sh*t

 

See what would happen if Tim Howard was in GoT:

This is good - no spoilers - honestly!

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/26/game-of-thrones-80s-vhs-video_n_5534370.html

^ That's very good!

I can't help but think the show has portrayed some characters badly. 

 

Stannis for sure, in the show he seems incapable of doing anything himself, he also seems under the thumb from the red women. It's a shame because he's one of my favorite characters and he's one I would like to win, not Danerys the fool. Stannis was always about duty and he actually did care for the realm, that's hardly shown in the show like it is in the books, I hope they begin to do a better job with him now that many people have started to like him after the last episode.

I can't help but think the show has portrayed some characters badly. 

 

Stannis for sure, in the show he seems incapable of doing anything himself, he also seems under the thumb from the red women. It's a shame because he's one of my favorite characters and he's one I would like to win, not Danerys the fool. Stannis was always about duty and he actually did care for the realm, that's hardly shown in the show like it is in the books, I hope they begin to do a better job with him now that many people have started to like him after the last episode.

 

Don't like how Dany has been portrayed in the recent season. 

 

Always has that sarcastic / demeaning tone in her voice. Season 4 was a poor season for her. Hope it spices up next season

Drogon in the fighting pits should be awesome

Don't like how Dany has been portrayed in the recent season. 

 

Always has that sarcastic / demeaning tone in her voice. Season 4 was a poor season for her. Hope it spices up next season

 

A lot of people have been ranting on about Emilia Clarkes acting, I personally have no problems with it but I see that it's because of the constant whiny statements that come out of her mouth every 2 seconds. Can the girl have a normal conversation without having to say something so bold.

 

Was never a great fan of Danerys anyway tbh, I liked her until she went to Carth and then I realized how stupid and annoying she was/is. I really hope she doesn't win, that would be a right kick in the nuts, but lets face it this is game of thrones and I doubt it's going to be a happy ending for anyone, unless you're a white walker fan.

All the remaining forces after lots of infighting are bound to come together at the end to take on the whitewalkers

Ha ha ha, that's quality.