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Nicolas Jackson - striker

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34 minutes ago, Valerie said:

This is a great post with which to start the day :laugh2: 

@nonotnowjim Is this the offspring with the Auba shirt? The shirt he's wearing now was a great away kit, I liked the two-tone bars. That a chocolate donut can be rubbish is shocking, though. One should never mess with chocolate.

Yeah - it’s the same one. Although my youngest was also with us that day. They still treasure that day - although  the highlight wasn’t actually Aubas shirt - but when the players came over and had a chat/signed some bits after the warm up. Omari Hutchinson was the standout - came over and spent some time with the boys and signed their Stamford the Lion toy. A nice touch!

Edited by nonotnowjim

Fortunately I don't get to see Troll NNNJs posts but unfortunately when someone quotes him then I see it. Is there a way to stop this in settings?

Just to correct your impression, I'm not a Jackson fanboy. Far from it, but I am usually a rational and analytic person who likes to take a holistic view, can see the wood for the trees and choose to actively support all of my team.

I have no qualms with calling players crap on here if they are, nor do I feel people shouldn't call out crap players but when the narrative is first of all crafted out of nothing relating to football, I get uncomfortable with that view point. I can understand it but discomforting nonetheless. When it veers towards constant derision, it takes the form of bullying to me and whilst it might not be, it just grinds my gears. Hate bullies to hell and will never shy away from calling them out. It's a hill you've chosen to die on and I can at least admire your dedication to the cause.

Anyone else worried Nico won't be that good on Sunday? 

Jim is being far too nice to him, and we need Nico at the peak of his powers 

@nonotnowjimthink of all those poor posters on here who have said it is a must we beat United, no other option. What happens to them if we don't?!  Don't you have concern for your fellow shed enders?

Come on man, up your game! Your being as lazy as Nkunku was on Wednesday...

Edited by axman2526

5 hours ago, abister1 said:

Fortunately I don't get to see Troll NNNJs posts but unfortunately when someone quotes him then I see it. Is there a way to stop this in settings?

Just to correct your impression, I'm not a Jackson fanboy. Far from it, but I am usually a rational and analytic person who likes to take a holistic view, can see the wood for the trees and choose to actively support all of my team.

I have no qualms with calling players crap on here if they are, nor do I feel people shouldn't call out crap players but when the narrative is first of all crafted out of nothing relating to football, I get uncomfortable with that view point. I can understand it but discomforting nonetheless. When it veers towards constant derision, it takes the form of bullying to me and whilst it might not be, it just grinds my gears. Hate bullies to hell and will never shy away from calling them out. It's a hill you've chosen to die on and I can at least admire your dedication to the cause.

So after more than 10 yrs on this forum, and thousands of posts - i am now a troll because I hold a single player in utter disdain?.... oh - someone doesn't agree with me, so they must be a troll..... the rules that some people live by! 

For 476 days now (http://hasnicolasjacksongone.free.nf/?i=3) we have seen Jackson bungle chances, trip over his own feet, air shot, miss the target from 2 yards out,  get caught offside, collect bookings like they are going out of fashion, and generally be a brain dead prick on and off the field. And yet still fanboys like you come and defend him - whilst holding other players to a higher standard.

I told you already - I get notified every time you read my posts....and you are as bad as ignoring me, as wacko the fraudulent donkey is at (trying to play) football. i.e you are both rubbish. 

p.s: Son, first born, pride of my loins.....is that you?

 

3 hours ago, axman2526 said:

Anyone else worried Nico won't be that good on Sunday? 

Jim is being far too nice to him, and we need Nico at the peak of his powers 

@nonotnowjimthink of all those poor posters on here who have said it is a must we beat United, no other option. What happens to them if we don't?!  Don't you have concern for your fellow shed enders?

Come on man, up your game! Your being as lazy as Nkunku was on Wednesday...

sorry for letting the team down...it's tiring stuff. Trying to fit in this lobbying against Wacko, whilst at the same time trying to beat Harris and win the US election....

We need to 'Make Chelsea Great Again'... 'Never Surrender'.

Need to go and rest now....my ear hurts.

3 hours ago, Mod said:

That's one way of course, or just avoid reading the quoted post and scroll past like it's Facebook!

He reads them all - in the same way I read all of Gol's..... the ignore function never truly works, as that little notification that appears (telling you about a post from someone you ignore) is just too tempting not to open. @abister1 opens all mine.

Edited by nonotnowjim

10 hours ago, Mod said:

I can’t read the last 3 posts, nobody quote it please! 👀

I can honestly say my life has improved without reading the same posts day in day out - and no i dont open his rants either. the guy just wants to trigger folk and be the centre of attention. If you are married to your thoughts like he is, you get buried with them. To be fair, I blocked another poster who was supportive of it and I havent looked back. Yes sadly, the guys posts do crop up... but now I just feel a bit sorry for him... clearly, something isnt going right in his head or home to be as visceral as he is on here about a footballer playing for his favourite club. Sad, troubling, strange. But thats for him to figure out and I dont care. 🙂

 

1 hour ago, bluetrooper said:

I can honestly say my life has improved without reading the same posts day in day out - and no i dont open his rants either. the guy just wants to trigger folk and be the centre of attention. If you are married to your thoughts like he is, you get buried with them. To be fair, I blocked another poster who was supportive of it and I havent looked back. Yes sadly, the guys posts do crop up... but now I just feel a bit sorry for him... clearly, something isnt going right in his head or home to be as visceral as he is on here about a footballer playing for his favourite club. Sad, troubling, strange. But thats for him to figure out and I dont care. 🙂

 

son? is that you?

1 hour ago, bluetrooper said:

To be fair, I blocked another poster who was supportive of it and I havent looked back. 

A snapshot of what is wrong with the world - fragile snowflakes don't like it when others don't agree with them, and have little temper tantrums and block out all the nasty meanies.  
How dare anyone criticise a multi millionaire footballer for not being good enough at kicking a football. Diddums....

 

On 29/10/2024 at 10:23, Simplymo said:

There you go...Jackson all the way.

 

Cheers btw in rgds to hojlund, saves me reading about man utd. Lol

Who won the utd penalty?

As of 77mins - what has Jackson done?

(hoping very much this post comes back to haunt me - but given The donkeys performance so far - I doubt it will)

On 27/10/2024 at 21:07, Victor90 said:

Excellent performance from Jackson, can't wait for him to drop a 3/10 next game! 

So easy to predict with Jacko.

I like him btw, think he's a decent player for us and can improve but you always know after a banger he's about to drop a sh*te performance the next. 

Absolute sh*te again today. I'm not having all of this "he has been good this season" rubbish, he hasn't at all. He's just lucky to be playing with players that can give him a tap in now and again. If you put him in any side out of the top 10, he wouldn't score any goals. Even Hojlund was better than him today, and Zirkzee who looks complete sh*t, put in more effort when he came on for United.

How the f**k does Maresca think Nkunku is worse than this guy? How does he leave Jackson on knowing how sh*t he was playing? It wasn't even that he wasn't getting on the ball that was frustrating me the most, it was the lack of effort to do anything. Any 50/50, he shied away from, every cross into the box, he wouldn't run onto it, every time we would play around the box, he wouldn't move those legs of his to pull defenders away. This is all before mentioning his piss poor discipline issues which has been an issue since day 1.

We need a new goalkeeper for sure, but I think we need a proper striker too, somebody that has much more about their game than this guy. Any improvements Jackson has made to his game has been from his teammates improving their game. They're carrying him.

FOR CARTEL AWARENESS: These posters are all against you and didnt praise the fraudulent donkey as you demand....

Be careful guys - @abister1 and @bluetrooper might put you on 'ignore'.

30 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

sh*t from Maresca too. Sat on this sh*te performance for so long, keeps picking Jackson who is useless, Sanchez who is useless, and sticks with Madueke when he's done nothing. He has us playing sh*te, overly complicated football that is doing nothing to benefit us at all. 

 

27 minutes ago, AlexTommo said:

And Jackson and Enzo fumble a glorious chance. Normal service has been resumed 

 

24 minutes ago, WhiteWall said:

Jackson Has offered virtually nothing today. We can't we try Nkunku for the last ten to try and nick something.

 

22 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

I can't emphasise how poor this performance from Jackson has been. How he has managed to stay on for this long is a mystery. He's not even making any runs to help the wingers or Palmer.

 

12 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

f**king hell, the guy is a clown.

 

9 minutes ago, PhilH930 said:

Very poor. Jackson got his customary yellow for being an idiot 

 

6 minutes ago, Nibs said:

how the f**k did he think Jackson had done enough to warrant staying on the pitch for the whole game? He gave us absolutely nothing today.

 

10 minutes ago, CFCCAN said:

And he never gets booked for a worthy cause always stupidity 

 

11 minutes ago, Andy2461 said:

Jackson has no brain at all 

 

34 minutes ago, The Boehly Babes said:

Jackson back to the Jackson we all know. Useless.

5 minutes ago, Victor90 said:

So easy to predict with Jacko.

I like him btw, think he's a decent player for us and can improve but you always know after a banger he's about to drop a sh*te performance the next. 

Wrong. He is not decent. He is rubbish. As he has shown again today.

2 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

His performance is on @nonotnowjim. I said before the game Jim was being too nice so of course Jackson puts in a stinker.

This is not on me.... it is on the cartel and the rest of you for not giving me enough support in trying to take them on. @abister1@bluetrooper will still be jerking off about how good he was today - and all too often, it is only me fighting back. Its tiring...and I am lazy 😄 

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