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Nicolas Jackson - striker

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15 minutes ago, Simplymo said:

He posted up kai and son too.

Definitely tongue in cheek. Hahaha

I'm actually curios if Hojland has scored a goal this season yet, might have to Google man utd, Ewwww.

Hojlund scored a brilliant finish in their game before West Ham which was a brilliant finish tbf, but yes that was his only goal of the PL season. Kai is a all round good player but I prefer Jackson. Havertz is also guilty of missing guilt edge chances. But he even put Darwin and Awonyi there ffs 😄 Awonyi can't even get into the Forest team atm and was dropped from their team from last season.

Mateta has been below par this season too and before the game on the weekend, he had been dropped by Palace for their previous 2 games. Isak has started quite slowly too but even from last season, he may be more clinical but I think Jackson offers more apart from goals. Son is clearly someone who can do a job up front but he is much better from the left. Don't know what makes Jim think he is a better CF than Jackson. Same for Richarlison. Fullkrug has not settled at West Ham. Think he is currently injured but in the limited games he has played, no impact yet but yeah, I would maybe take only 1/2 names from that list mentioned ahead of Jackson. Watkins is the only sure one as I think he is class but Jackson has age on his side.

1 minute ago, STATS said:

Hojlund scored a brilliant finish in their game before West Ham which was a brilliant finish tbf, but yes that was his only goal of the PL season. Kai is a all round good player but I prefer Jackson. Havertz is also guilty of missing guilt edge chances. But he even put Darwin and Awonyi there ffs 😄 Awonyi can't even get into the Forest team atm and was dropped from their team from last season.

Mateta has been below par this season too and before the game on the weekend, he had been dropped by Palace for their previous 2 games. Isak has started quite slowly too but even from last season, he may be more clinical but I think Jackson offers more apart from goals. Son is clearly someone who can do a job up front but he is much better from the left. Don't know what makes Jim think he is a better CF than Jackson. Same for Richarlison. Fullkrug has not settled at West Ham. Think he is currently injured but in the limited games he has played, no impact yet but yeah, I would maybe take only 1/2 names from that list mentioned ahead of Jackson. Watkins is the only sure one as I think he is class but Jackson has age on his side.

There you go...Jackson all the way.

 

Cheers btw in rgds to hojlund, saves me reading about man utd. Lol

3 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

I would  100% take any of these over Jackson - They are all far better developed footballers than the donkey: Watkins, Son, Isak, King Kai, Duran, Jota, Joao Pedro, Mateta, Fullkrug,

I would also probably take any of the following - although each one has a bit of a doubt: Jimenez, Evanilson, Calvert Lewin, Darwin, Awoniyi, Strand Larsen, Richarlison, Wissa, Calvert Lewin, Solanke, Hoijland,

But for sure - he is nowhere near the 2nd best striker in the league. Pure hyperbole.

You've sadly picked a player with too much upside as your beating stick and now its coming back to haunt you. You've realised you either have to admit you were wrong or die on that hill. It appears you will be dying a slow painful death on this hill, while Jacko keeps scoring. 

You need to study my form more and only choose players that are genuine lost causes. For example, Jorginho. My current nemesis is Sanchez/Felix, both of which are irredeemable. 

Do better next time. 

4 hours ago, STATS said:

Hojlund scored a brilliant finish in their game before West Ham which was a brilliant finish tbf, but yes that was his only goal of the PL season. Kai is a all round good player but I prefer Jackson. Havertz is also guilty of missing guilt edge chances. But he even put Darwin and Awonyi there ffs 😄 Awonyi can't even get into the Forest team atm and was dropped from their team from last season.

Mateta has been below par this season too and before the game on the weekend, he had been dropped by Palace for their previous 2 games. Isak has started quite slowly too but even from last season, he may be more clinical but I think Jackson offers more apart from goals. Son is clearly someone who can do a job up front but he is much better from the left. Don't know what makes Jim think he is a better CF than Jackson. Same for Richarlison. Fullkrug has not settled at West Ham. Think he is currently injured but in the limited games he has played, no impact yet but yeah, I would maybe take only 1/2 names from that list mentioned ahead of Jackson. Watkins is the only sure one as I think he is class but Jackson has age on his side.

Yep - its a sorry state of affairs when Awonyi, the 2nd choice Forest striker, is better than our starting 9. 

Awonyi isnt good enough.... but Jackson is rubbish! 

1 hour ago, nonotnowjim said:

Yep - its a sorry state of affairs when Awonyi, the 2nd choice Forest striker, is better than our starting 9. 

Awonyi isnt good enough.... but Jackson is rubbish! 

🤦‍♂️

I have no words.

Lol

On Nkunku, Maresca deserve to be criticised if he never gets a run in the team this season.

Nkunku is one of our best players and he has to be playing, it’s as simple as that. It’s a travesty that he is spending most of the time on the bench, he would be a starter for Man City.

Maresca HAVE to find a way to fit him in the team. At the moment I see Madueke as our weakest attacker so far with his greediness. That’s why I suggested Palmer play there and Nkunku in the middle, I can’t justify dropping Nico.

It’s pointless playing Nkunku anywhere else imo.

Ffs! I did an @axman2526 without realising!

4 hours ago, WhiteWall said:

Oh, dear, dear, dear! Why on earth did you have to go and post this. This of all weeks :face_palm:

 

3 hours ago, El regreso said:

He now turns into prime CR7 on Sunday.

I'm soo sorry lads. I blame sleep deprivation, and I can't believe I did that!

😭😭😭

9 hours ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

You've sadly picked a player with too much upside as your beating stick and now its coming back to haunt you. You've realised you either have to admit you were wrong or die on that hill. It appears you will be dying a slow painful death on this hill, while Jacko keeps scoring. 

You need to study my form more and only choose players that are genuine lost causes. For example, Jorginho. My current nemesis is Sanchez/Felix, both of which are irredeemable. 

Do better next time. 

A very, very slow death as Jackson has an 8 year contract.

We’ve all done it at some point. Not rating a player and he then goes on to do well. Still early with Jacko but more than enough shown that I’d be very quiet if I were Jim. I certainly wouldn’t be doubling down on some mad opinion.

56 minutes ago, Simplymo said:

Ffs! I did an @axman2526 without realising!

 

I'm soo sorry lads. I blame sleep deprivation, and I can't believe I did that!

😭😭😭

I saw it mate, and I knew others would call you out on it ;)

Palmer looked pretty good on Sunday didn't he btw ;)

Edited by axman2526

 

46 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

I saw it mate, and I knew others would call you out on it ;)

Palmer looked pretty good on Sunday didn't he btw ;)

I'm still shocked I did it, and no not saying anything else about anyone. Lol

Palmer just reminds me of a snotty little scruffy kid that is always outside on the street playing football, even if its with a coke can. Love that about him.

43 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

I think I will pick Hojland as my first scorer now, thanks @Simplymo.

BTW you wanna jinx the result too? I could do with making up some points in the Zeta league, I think I am last lol.

Lol, I might go for Hojland too...he will kick arse!

Does jinxing a jinx work!? Lol

 

Naa mate, haven't you destroyed me enough! The way this is going I'll be joining you down there bud.

51 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

I think I will pick Hojland as my first scorer now, thanks @Simplymo.

BTW you wanna jinx the result too? I could do with making up some points in the Zeta league, I think I am last lol.

Wait, how do you know you're last?

Zeta hasn't posted the league. I'm guessing it's to mess with our minds and give us all false hope.

🤣 

3 minutes ago, Simplymo said:

 

I'm still shocked I did it, and no not saying anything else about anyone. Lol

Palmer just reminds me of a snotty little scruffy kid that is always outside on the street playing football, even if its with a coke can. Love that about him.

Lol, I might go for Hojland too...he will kick arse!

Does jinxing a jinx work!? Lol

 

Naa mate, haven't you destroyed me enough! The way this is going I'll be joining you down there bud.

I used to be a great counter jinx, was very popular for it in the match day threads, even got a slice of credit for our CL win vs City.

Since the Clearlake takeover that magic has gone...

1 minute ago, Simplymo said:

Wait, how do you know you're last?

Zeta hasn't posted the league. I'm guessing it's to mess with our minds and give us all false hope.

🤣

Cause my picks are rotten. If I am not last, I am not far from it (of those who predict regularly, not one pick wonders who then cannot be bothered or forget).

18 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

I used to be a great counter jinx, was very popular for it in the match day threads, even got a slice of credit for our CL win vs City.

Since the Clearlake takeover that magic has gone...

Thank you for the CL win but now I'm worried you broke me!

Can't you work your magic on @nonotnowjim to get him over his wacko-phobia or is it wacko-weirdsexfantasy-mania. Its one side of the spectrum or the other for Jim in rgds to jacko. Work your magic bud.

😆

 

Edited by Simplymo

55 minutes ago, Simplymo said:

Thank you for the CL win but now I'm worried you broke me!

Can't you work your magic on @nonotnowjim to get him over his wacko-phobia or is it wacko-weirdsexfantasy-mania. Its one side of the spectrum or the other for Jim in rgds to jacko. Work your magic bud.

😆

 

Hey what Jim is doing is producing results in Jackson, long may it continue!

21 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

Hey what Jim is doing is producing results in Jackson, long may it continue!

I think that his strategy .. more his talks him down the better Jackson performs.. all for him to continue with his takes !

7 hours ago, 19seventyone said:

A very, very slow death as Jackson has an 8 year contract.

We’ve all done it at some point. Not rating a player and he then goes on to do well. Still early with Jacko but more than enough shown that I’d be very quiet if I were Jim. I certainly wouldn’t be doubling down on some mad opinion.

8 years of pain is right....

This tracker doesn't track how long left - only the time that has passed:

http://hasnicolasjacksongone.free.nf/?i=2

Talking about "tactic" and Jackson. 

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Jackson destroyed Newcastle defensive line doing this. Received the ball on the half turn, ride challenge and just go. 

Now, what happen if instead of Jackson we have isak

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Eddie Howe was using the same "tactic" but Isak could not keep the ball and Palmer scored. 

Edited by Bob stark

6 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

8 years of pain is right....

This tracker doesn't track how long left - only the time that has passed:

http://hasnicolasjacksongone.free.nf/?i=2

I think it's safe to say he has sufficient time left to become a club legend, if he isn't already. 

Jim, I was wondering how much you thought the club could get for him in the January window?

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