14 hours ago, abister1 said:

It is very apparent and sickens me to the pits.

We are all Chelsea fans and should judge all our players fairly but there's a pattern that has developed of singling out particular players.

Even when he does well, he gets criticised. Just pathetic.

Your armpits are sick? Guess that explains the stench.....

7 hours ago, El regreso said:

It’s so counterproductive, some of our fans make us easy for opposition fans and pundits to slag our players off.

Dont think a fan forum post is counterproductive in the slightest. Also don't give a flying f**k what opposition fans or pundits say.

 

Jackson is the worst. Worse than @abister1 "pits". Those comparing him to Drogba - due to a handful of goals (most of which did not impact the outcome) are delusional. 
 

He is Rubbish. 

11 hours ago, Drogba1 said:

14 premier league goals in his first season with no penalties, and now 5 from 8 games this season

 

He might be frustrating but the numbers don't lie. He's only going to get better at 23

How many of those changed the outcome of the game? (hint - the math has already been done ....and it's not many).

12 hours ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Honestly thought he hit it wide when he scored. Didn't realize it had actually gone in. 

Yeah - we see him miss so often, that even when he miskicks a shot on target that our brains trick us into thinking he missed. 

He truly is rubbish...

3 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

Dont think a fan forum post is counterproductive in the slightest. Also don't give a flying f**k what opposition fans or pundits say.

 

Jackson is the worst. Worse than @abister1 "pits". Those comparing him to Drogba - due to a handful of goals (most of which did not impact the outcome) are delusional. 
 

He is Rubbish. 

He has better stats than Drogba in rgds to their first 2 seasons. Even the "eye test" there's improvement over last season. You just don't want to see it bud.

3 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

Yeah - we see him miss so often, that even when he miskicks a shot on target that our brains trick us into thinking he missed. 

He truly is rubbish...

Miskick!

Lol, and we are delusional!? Watch the replays, no miskick and more importantly he's in the right place at the right time.

He's being doing the "right place" part for a while too, watch the game again. Unfortunately nobody bothered to pass forward, to him, into the final third.

All our attackers were way off Sunday.

Open blinkers just a little bit mate. If you got really good quality leather ones then they need to be weighed down to remain slightly open-ish. Lol

Seriously though dude. He's one of ours and I know you just can't stand the fker but credit where its due bud. His stat trajectory puts him ahead of Drogba. Not saying he will ever be that good, but he's on the same road and moving slightly faster.

Breathe bud, close your eyes and just try and accept that he's one of our own, and he may do even better if we all just get behind him as a young and exciting prospect. Plus it will definitely be better on your blood pressure*.

 

Edit:* just remembered you ain't an old fart like some of us on here. Maybe just sanity not bld px for now.

🤣

Edited October 22, 20241 yr by Simplymo

Don’t understand the over defending of Jackson on here.

He’s atrocious and it shows how far off we’ve fallen as a club that people not only delude themselves into thinking he’s adequate but also put wild comparisons up to club legends.

He fails every aspect of ‘the eye test’.

Yes he took his goal well, any striker in the football pyramid should take those chances though.

For the rest of the game when he wasn’t being anonymous he was a liability. His recklessness and pointless petulance with officials got him ANOTHER booking that could easily have led to us going down to 10 men. This isn’t just a one off occurrence it’s pretty much every match day now. 

He has a very low football IQ and isn’t the kind of player we should be building around. After Sanchez he’s the first in the Starting 11 we should look to upgrade on if we’re to ‘challenge’ next season properly.

Don’t get me wrong I want to see every Chelsea player succeed but to compare this absolute moron to Drogba is just beyond words.

3 hours ago, The Boehly Babes said:

Don’t understand the over defending of Jackson on here.

He’s atrocious and it shows how far off we’ve fallen as a club that people not only delude themselves into thinking he’s adequate but also put wild comparisons up to club legends.

He fails every aspect of ‘the eye test’.

Yes he took his goal well, any striker in the football pyramid should take those chances though.

For the rest of the game when he wasn’t being anonymous he was a liability. His recklessness and pointless petulance with officials got him ANOTHER booking that could easily have led to us going down to 10 men. This isn’t just a one off occurrence it’s pretty much every match day now. 

He has a very low football IQ and isn’t the kind of player we should be building around. After Sanchez he’s the first in the Starting 11 we should look to upgrade on if we’re to ‘challenge’ next season properly.

Don’t get me wrong I want to see every Chelsea player succeed but to compare this absolute moron to Drogba is just beyond words.

This is not my sock account - I promise. 😂🙏

5 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

This is not my sock account - I promise. 😂🙏

We can tell, hes succinct and delightful....

6 hours ago, The Boehly Babes said:

Don’t understand the over defending of Jackson on here.

He’s atrocious and it shows how far off we’ve fallen as a club that people not only delude themselves into thinking he’s adequate but also put wild comparisons up to club legends.

He fails every aspect of ‘the eye test’.

Yes he took his goal well, any striker in the football pyramid should take those chances though.

For the rest of the game when he wasn’t being anonymous he was a liability. His recklessness and pointless petulance with officials got him ANOTHER booking that could easily have led to us going down to 10 men. This isn’t just a one off occurrence it’s pretty much every match day now. 

He has a very low football IQ and isn’t the kind of player we should be building around. After Sanchez he’s the first in the Starting 11 we should look to upgrade on if we’re to ‘challenge’ next season properly.

Don’t get me wrong I want to see every Chelsea player succeed but to compare this absolute moron to Drogba is just beyond words.

Brilliant post. Spot on.

6 hours ago, The Boehly Babes said:

Don’t understand the over defending of Jackson on here.

He’s atrocious

This is why, because there's posts like this going well too far the other way.

Same goals as Havertz for Chelsea in 45 less games and more assists. Half the price. 

1 hour ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Same goals as Havertz for Chelsea in 45 less games and more assists. Half the brain. 

Corrected for you...

Havertz also won us signifcantly more UCL titles.....

King Kai for the win.

4 hours ago, dkw said:

We can tell, hes succinct and delightful....

Fair point, well made. 🙂 

 

Love how a player playing for chelsea, with an impressive goals/assist to game ratio can trigger "fans". It really is hilarious. Really, the melt downs are simply epic. 

What do you guys do when he scores? hold your head in your hands? Does he ruin your day when he plays well for the club? Reckon he'll win us some silverware and we'll have effigies of hhim burning from street lamp posts and or a mass suicide event... F-ing tragic some of you. 

Jackson in perspective. 

19 league goals / 9 assists in 39 games. His goal contribution per game is better than... 

Fernando Torres 110 league games 23 goals.

Werner/ Crespo/ Batshuyai 25 goals. 

Morata 23 goals. Sturridge, Stein et all. 

Most likely overtake Havertz and Abraham's numbers us this this season, he's 21 goals behind the legend that is Vialli... Want to see Wacko shave his head and grow a goatee when he passes his goals for us tally. 

Keep being sad sacks and hating on a chelsea player ffs. 

 

 

 

5 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

This is not my sock account - I promise. 😂🙏

 

5 hours ago, dkw said:

We can tell, hes succinct and delightful....

 

 

It's mikel!

Obi is still pissy his best bud vicky osimhen didn't join.

🤣 

21 minutes ago, bluetrooper said:

Love how a player playing for chelsea, with an impressive goals/assist to game ratio can trigger "fans". It really is hilarious. Really, the melt downs are simply epic. 

What do you guys do when he scores? hold your head in your hands? Does he ruin your day when he plays well for the club? Reckon he'll win us some silverware and we'll have effigies of hhim burning from street lamp posts and or a mass suicide event... F-ing tragic some of you. 

1) What do you guys do when he scores? Set aside another £10 for the forum....and get angry that its another meaningless goal.

2)hold your head in your hands?  Yep.

3) Does he ruin your day when he plays well for the club? Not sure....its not happened yet.

4) Reckon he'll win us some silverware and we'll have effigies of hhim burning from street lamp posts and or a mass suicide event... lets see if he ever wins any silverware..... whatever next....flying pigs?

I will celebrate the day he leaves. I cant wait. He is rubbish.

Edited October 22, 20241 yr by nonotnowjim

13 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

1) What do you guys do when he scores? Set aside another £10 for the forum....and get angry that its another meaningless goal.

2)hold your head in your hands?  Yep.

3) Does he ruin your day when he plays well for the club? Yep

4) Reckon he'll win us some silverware and we'll have effigies of hhim burning from street lamp posts and or a mass suicide event... yep

I will celebrate the day he leaves. I cant wait. He is rubbish.

I will tell you what my language teachers used to say to me at school. Primary school, I think I was 9 or 10* and my worst subjects (French and german).

 

"There is no hope for you, you are useless!"

🤣 🤣 🤣 

 

* I think I was actually younger than that, maybe 8 ish. Good old days!!!

Edited October 22, 20241 yr by Simplymo

3 minutes ago, bluetrooper said:

Jackson in perspective. 

19 league goals / 9 assists in 39 games. His goal contribution per game is better than... 

Fernando Torres 110 league games 23 goals.

Werner/ Crespo/ Batshuyai 25 goals. 

Morata 23 goals. Sturridge, Stein et all. 

Most likely overtake Havertz and Abraham's numbers us this this season, he's 21 goals behind the legend that is Vialli... Want to see Wacko shave his head and grow a goatee when he passes his goals for us tally. 

Keep being sad sacks and hating on a chelsea player ffs. 

 

 

From that list:

1) Crespo (Classy striker)

2)Luca (What a gent)

3) Werner (lovely boy)

4) Stein (South Africas finest)

5)Havertz (won us the UCL)

6) Torres (Bless him - he tried...and won the corner)

7)Sturridge

8)Morata

9)Abraham

10) Batsman

11 and Last) Wacko the fraudulent donkey.

 

He also finishes last if the metric is brain cells....

3 minutes ago, Simplymo said:

I will tell you what my language teachers used to say to me at school. Primary school, I think I was 9 or 10 and my worst subjects (French and german).

 

"There is no hope for you, you are useless!"

🤣 🤣 🤣 

Now you are starting to sound like my wife.....

 

1 minute ago, PloKoon13 said:

 

Thank you. Some sanity.

9 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

 

how many of goals mattered? He is rubbish.

hOw mAnY oF gOaLs mAtTErEd

18 minutes ago, Sconnie Blue said:

hOw mAnY oF gOaLs mAtTErEd

See - wacko gets me so upset, that I forget how to speak/type.