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Tosin Adarabioyo joins Chelsea

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2 hours ago, axman2526 said:

Apparently "several clubs" are interested in him.

Maybe we can arrange another loan deal...

Don’t believe a single club is after him quite frankly. The only way out is through some kind of dodgy PSR deal, favour for a favour type thing.

2 minutes ago, Term_X said:

Don’t believe a single club is after him quite frankly. The only way out is through some kind of dodgy PSR deal, favour for a favour type thing.

Probably our best chance will be a clause where deliberately include a typo while agreeing to "toss in" an extra player as part of a signing ;)

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I just watched the highlights of the friendly, and I think Tosin is the laziest player I have ever seen. How does the attacker get onto this? It's right on Tosin's foot, just put your foot out and stop it. This isn't him lacking ability, you can't lack ability so badly to not cut out this ball, it's just laziness. Tosin is probably the only player that comes away from a game without a single grass or dirt stain on his kit, he's that lazy.

2 hours ago, Scott Harris said:

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I just watched the highlights of the friendly, and I think Tosin is the laziest player I have ever seen. How does the attacker get onto this? It's right on Tosin's foot, just put your foot out and stop it. This isn't him lacking ability, you can't lack ability so badly to not cut out this ball, it's just laziness. Tosin is probably the only player that comes away from a game without a single grass or dirt stain on his kit, he's that lazy.

One of the craziest things to me is that at Fulham, Tosin was clocked as the fastest defender and one of the fastest players in the league. He's had no major injuries so that's unlikely to be reduced.

The problem is that he is just so, so f**king lazy and slow of thought that it doesn't matter. He is just never aware of his surroundings and is incapable of anticipating.

7 hours ago, Scott Harris said:

I just watched the highlights of the friendly, and I think Tosin is the laziest player I have ever seen. How does the attacker get onto this? It's right on Tosin's foot, just put your foot out and stop it. This isn't him lacking ability, you can't lack ability so badly to not cut out this ball, it's just laziness. Tosin is probably the only player that comes away from a game without a single grass or dirt stain on his kit, he's that lazy.

5 hours ago, SydneyChelsea said:

One of the craziest things to me is that at Fulham, Tosin was clocked as the fastest defender and one of the fastest players in the league. He's had no major injuries so that's unlikely to be reduced.

The problem is that he is just so, so f**king lazy and slow of thought that it doesn't matter. He is just never aware of his surroundings and is incapable of anticipating.

I think Tosin is the epitome of a sweeper.

Not because he is some CB maestro who can dictate and spray passes, but because sweepers have the luxury of having outside CBs doing the donkey work and cover space. It also helps mitigate how poor they are in terms of positioning, considering their biggest job is to correct the mistakes the outside CBs and midfield make.

Ask this lazy sack of sh*t to play in a regular back 4; he is obviously going to get found out. A lot of people forget Tosin was the spearhead of Maresca's slow, rigged football, given how slow he was at moving the ball.

At least we got Tosin for free so it doesn’t hurt too much if we end up letting him go for nothing.

Disasi and Badiashile are the awful ones. Dread to think how much we’ve paid for them.

1 hour ago, dansubrosa said:

At least we got Tosin for free so it doesn’t hurt too much if we end up letting him go for nothing.

Disasi and Badiashile are the awful ones. Dread to think how much we’ve paid for them.

BlueCo want £25m, safe to say he isn’t going anywhere fast.

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