Drogba11CFC

Every Liverpool keyboard warrior to be banned from the internet. And Man City to win easily.

So if a couple of our fans act like idiots on Sunday, how many scousers do you reckon will join here to cause trouble, send death threats to the members etc etc?

Got to MHL tickets for the Norwich game just as the last one went. Due to Winchester City FC stewarding commitments, I missed all but 5 mins of the Napoli (H) game.

Favourites: Drogba, Zola, Terry, Lampard, Cahill, most of our squad Least Favourites: Steven (K)Hunt James McLean Anthony Stokes The Brothers Grim (aka Rio and Anton Ferdinand) Javier "Chicapito" Hernandez Gerrard Suarez Luis Garcia Xabi Alonso Jason Roberts Carlos Tevez Craig Bellamy QPR's entire 11/12 squad Iniesta Rooney

Upsetting: 1. Tottenham in the Worthington Cup SF in 01/02. I was eleven at the time. 2. Moscow. Angriest: 4) Clattenburg helping Utd beat us last season. And don't get me started on Des Kelly's columns afterwards... 3) Chris Foy helping QPR beat us in 2011. 2) The 2-4 against Man City in 2010. The ref favoured them so much he may as well have been wearing one of those stupid bog rolls...I mean, T-shirts. 1) The UEFAlona game in 2009. It got even worse after Des Kelly and Patrick Collins barged in and subjected us to their views.

I thought Crespo, Shevchenko and Deco would set the PL alight.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26685698 Every match in the top five leagues in England will kick off seven minutes late on 11-14 April to mark the 25th anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster. Fixtures include the FA Cup semi-final on 12 April between Wigan and Arsenal, which will start at 17:07 BST. Hull face Sheffield United at 16:07 BST the next day in the second semi-final. The plan applies to all Premier League, Football League and Conference games, the Football Association said. There will also be a minute's silence before all matches on those dates, held six minutes after the originally scheduled kick-off time. Fitting tribute or a step too far?

As far as I'm concerned, we lost on penalties to Blackburn that year. (Or Newcastle. Take your pick.)

Six years ago, a teacher who supported Arsenal cancelled the school leaving party because a couple of students were misbehaving. I had planned to ask out a girl I fancied at the party. For this reason above all others, I hope we destroy them.

I have a Winchester City FC top along with 2 CFC tops.

Scoring the winning goal against Barcelona, causing them (and Patrick Collins) to throw a massive wobbly.

UEFA regulations.

"Surprised the Chelsea Villa ref hasn't sent me a red text telling me to stop watching the game" -Jeremy Clarkson on Twitter If Foy's a Chelsea fan then I'm the Easter Bunny.

Let's hope he snaps his banjo string over tonight's game.

In that case, let's just say a certain know-nothing know-it-all blocked me on twitter for disagreeing with him.

What an idiot. (Unrelated, but how do I customise the text above my avatar?)

Don't know why but I'm rather nervous about this one. Then again, the last game for which I wasn't nervous was Sunderland (A) 08/09.

Des Kelly could be Brian Griffin. They're both vain, sanctimonious know-nothing know-it-alls.

3. That WC loss to Tottenham. My parents didn't tell me the result...probably because they knew I'd tell them I wasn't feeling well the following morning and thus avoid the inevitable grief I'd get (and got) at school. 2. RDM being sacked. 1. "It's Iniesta...and the referee takes his shirt off in celebration!"

Like: Everton Southampton Winchester City Hamburg SV Inter Dislike: Newcastle (for bottling their shot at 4th in 2004 and losing it to the dippers) St Pauli Hate: Arsenal Tottenham Man Utd Man City Liverpool (Yes, you won it in Istanbul, now get a bloody job) Celtic (If they ban the entire Green Brigade, I may reconsider) Uefalona QPR

Winchester City.

We could lend Joe Hart a Chelsea shirt and Messi would flop again.

Last week my boss (Everton fan) told me about how two pubs in Liverpool had to close early and get the police in because Mourinho accused Suarez of diving on TV and the scousers started throwing their glasses at the screens.

No London Overground services around SB due to engineering works.

Let's not forget that they're taking Rio on board as a pundit as well. Why don't they go the whole hog and hire Patrick Collins while they're at it?