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Sherwood's tears just taste soo good

I've only just managed to bring myself to stop laughing. Moyes is taking them from crisis to laughing stock

92. He won't blame the fans for his own incompetence.

Lmao, Leicester got their just desserts after the dive for that penalty. Zola's celebration was hilarious, delighted for him.

Would Jose really want to move to Manchester? Its well reported that he loves it in London.

Being a Chelsea fan studying in Hull I really don't know whether to laugh or cry. I'm gutted for Zola and Chalobah but at the same time I've got to show some support for the locals and also I won't have to travel far to watch Chelsea next season. Feel absolutely filthy for cheering a Leeds goal though.

I'm in hysterics watching QPR

Jealous? Not at all really. None of the teams still in it at the moment can currently call themselves the Champions of Europe!

And thats without mentioning Howard Webb! For what its worth it should've been a yellow card but i'm not ashamed to say I thoroughly enjoyed Utd's meltdown, they deserve no sympathy.

A FSW master class. Only he could serve up such suicidal subs. Not to mention he's also managed to transform Mikel into a cone.

f**k off foy

Its hard for anyone not to love the guy watching this.

Alot of people being critical of our attacking players tonight (and that includes Torres) but just bear in mind that Swansea didn't allow alot of space for them tonight and were very composed in their defence.

Well thats two 'troffies' FSW has fked up and counting now, but why is he taking longer with every game to make his subs? Ba looked clinical when he eventually came on and his goal should have stood. There should also definitely be a change of ref for the second leg, he was crap tonight.

Sky Sports News now reporting that Frank's agent has stated that he will leave at the end of the season. I can't believe it, this is the last thing i want to hear after last night.

Really cannot understand this consensus of only making subs after the 60 minute mark, surely FSW could see the game was turning rotten by half-time. Can't quite decide which is more embarassing, this or Robbie's sacking.

Off to hang myself, anyone got any rope they can lend?

SACKED IN THE MORNING!!!

On the plus side FSW is one step closer to getting the sack.

From the statement he issued through the League Managers Association: "It was an honour for me to be appointed manager of a club that I loved playing for and one that is so close to my heart. I am extremely proud of the successes and trophies that we were able to bring to the club in recent months. "Lifting Chelsea's first Champions League trophy, in Munich, was the best achievement in club history and without doubt the highlight of my career to date, both as a player and manager. It is a memory I will treasure for the rest of my life. "I have a deep and unreserved passion for Chelsea Football Club and I would like to sincerely thank all of the staff, my players and of course the Chelsea fans, for their tremendous and unconditioned support in the intense time I have been the manager at the Bridge. I wish all of them every success for the rest of the season and beyond." What an amazing person. There really is only one Di Matteo. My bad, didn't realise it was posted in the other thread sorry.

You mean your best 10 lol. I would have the same team as you only with Ferreira in for gallas and Essien in for the 11th. Regardless of Zola not having played that much in the last decade, any opportunity to put him in a past starting line up is an opportunity I would snatch. He was just that good.

Regardless of how it may affect Torres its pretty evident we do need a new top class striker. I was all for him getting the opportunity to be the main man at the start of the season and whilst I still think he probably would rack up 15+ league goals, we could really do with a striker who is capable of inspiring the attack in games such as today and nicking a goal just when we need one.

Tbf I thought the reason that the play shifted in Swansea's favour had more to do with the subs they made rather than the defensive subs Robbie made. Everything will be OK though, im sure that we won't be the only title contenders who drop points against Swansea this season.

What happened on Sunday again guys?

Leeds away gtf in there! Lets stick it to that w**ker Warnock.