Lofty Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Noel Gallagher From Football365: GALLAGHER: I DON`T WANT TERRY AT CITYOasis guitarist Noel Gallagher has exclusively told F365 that he doesn't want Man City to sign John Terry because he's a Cockney cry baby. City might be willing to shell out £30m for the England captain but massive fan Gallagher would rather they signed Joleon Lescott. "I don't like John Terry and I never have," Gallagher told F365. "He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. "He's also a Cockney and he'd absolutely be coming just for the money." Gallagher would also pass on a move for Emmenual Adebayor, saying: "I hope it falls through. "I have always had a great dislike for Adebayor. I don't like all that silly dancing by the corner flag - I prefer a swift handshake and back to the game. "We've got Roque Santa Cruz who can do a job in the same position." When asked which footballer Mark Hughes should target next, Gallagher said pragmatically: "Joleon Lescott - he's a good centre half who's getting better. Either him or Matty Upson would do for me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I actually thought this was hilarious as it just makes him look like such a twat. Honestly, 'he's got funny eyes and is a crybaby' is the sort of insult you expect from a 8 year old, not a middle aged man. Furthermore, 'he'd be coming just for the money' - what whereas all the other players are being paid peanuts but have come for the love of the project? F*ck off Noel and stop embarrassing yourself and your club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkw Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Noel GallagherFrom Football365: the list of things this muppet doesnt have an opinion on is tiny. hes a gobsh*te who thinks because he writes decent music hes allowed to opine on anything and everything. hes the english version of Bono, who also is a c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 "He's got funny eyes" :D :D .... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PloKoon13 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 because he writes decent music Hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkleyblue Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 (edited) I'm with Plok here - what I think Oasis does is record a learning guitarist practising his Beatles songbook exercises and then the record company puts some lyrics and a drum and bass track to it. Dire derivative and drony are just three of the words beginning with 'D' that apply to Gallagher, both the man and his "music" Edited July 17, 2009 by yorkleyblue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruh Buh Juh Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 He can't sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWestwayWonder Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Noel Gallagher insisting anyone has funny eyes strikes me as a bit ironic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkw Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Noel Gallagher insisting anyone has funny eyes strikes me as a bit ironic yep, his own eyes are like piss holes in the snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maksimov Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 "I have always had a great dislike for Adebayor. I don't like all that silly dancing by the corner flag - I prefer a swift handshake and back to the game."We've got Roque Santa Cruz who can do a job in the same position." Santa Cruz will be dancing by the corner flag? :) because he writes decent music Used to write decent music. I think it sums it up pretty well that 14 out of 18 songs on Stop the Clocks are from the first two albums or the b-side's of the singles from the first two albums. They've included just four songs from the rest of the four albums that had been released before the compilation and they'd rather put b-sides to their older singles on their best of compilation than have even one song from Be Here Now. Trying to rewrite history? Can't blame them, though. Be Here Now is awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWestwayWonder Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 yep, his own eyes are like piss holes in the snow. :) I was going to suggested "a melted ken doll" but yours is way better ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggy McMuffin Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 "I have always had a great dislike for Adebayor. I don't like all that silly dancing by the corner flag - I prefer a swift handshake and back to the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezer Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I'm delighted he's done this cos if JT was still in two minds this should persuade him once and for all to give them a wide berth. Well done Noel, we owe you one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubhappy Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Somebody get that to J.T. now . :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valerie Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 'he's got funny eyes and is a crybaby' I won't comment on the eyes bit (I want to keep some friends here), but I think I speak for Liam when I say that JT is a cry baby! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad_mac Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Terry stays, thanks Noel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maksimov Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I won't comment on the eyes bit (I want to keep some friends here) You've got friends here? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moi Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 You've got friends here? :) Well, Val, you go away for a short week and when you come back people have forgotten who you are! As if it wasn't enough to have given up a week of your life to devote yourself to entertaining the young of your family, you return to find yourself friendless! Clearly a week is a long time on the forum and memories are short. So, who are you, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valerie Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Life is tough :) I'd better get my name printed on my Chelsea shirt for the next p*ss-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibs Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Noel Gallagher is one of the funniest blokes involved in the music industry. I'm sure this is pretty tongue in cheek and sarcy - just as many of his comments have been over the years - particularly about his own brother!! Still a top bloke IMO (even though the music is pretty dull these days). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PloKoon13 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Whenever I see the topic title, I always think of Phil Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkw Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Whenever I see the topic title, I always think of Phil Brown. i think of bluemoon. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezer Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 i think of bluemoon. :D You really must get out more dickeywuh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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