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I've never liked him. Thought he seemed like a world class c*nt to be honest. But I don't know too much about him so maybe my first impression of him was wrong.

And someone who has Bullard in his team can't be too bad ;)

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A very sad day indeed for football, in fact I feel there is a rent in the entire fabric of life with his leaving.

So many happy memories of Phil but for me I will never forget the day he saved that young lady from drowning. What a pity she has never been found to tell that story in her own words.

We'll miss you Phil, at least until you turn up in Dancing on Ice in a fetching pair of cerise lycra tights.



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he's more stylish than jose and the job he did with hull was better than the one jose did with us or porto for that matter.

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Time for a song I think........

He's a man

With a plan

Got a counterfeit spray-tan in a can

He's Misstra Know-It-Hull

Playin' hard

Talkin' fast

Makin' sure his side don't finish last

He's Misstra Know-It-Hull

Makes a deal

With a smile

Bullard will be injured for a while

He's Misstra Know-It-Hull

Must be seen

There's no doubt

He's the coolest one with the biggest mouth

He's Misstra Know-It-Hull

If you tell him he's livin' fast

He will say what do you know

If you had my kind of instant tan

You'd have more than one place to go oh

Oou...oou...oou oou...oou...

Any place

His team play

His only concern is don't give goal away

He's Misstra Know-It-Hull

If he shakes

On a bet

Your hands covered in ambre solaire and sweat

He's Misstra Know-It-Hull

When you say that he's living wrong

He'll tell you he knows he's livin' right

And you'd be a stronger man

if you took Misstra Know-It- Hull's advice oh oh

Oou...oou...oou oou...oou...

He's a man

With a plan

Got a counterfeit spray-tan in a can

He's Misstra Know-It-Hull

Take my work

Please beware

In my on-pitch team talk I might swear

He's Misstra Know-It-Hull (Look out he's coming)

Dum bum bum ba bum bum,

Dum bum bum ba bum bum

Bum bum bum bum bum Say

He's Misstra Know-It-Hull

Every boy take your hand

To the man that's got the spray-on tan

He's Misstra Know-It-Hull

Give a hand to the man

Don't you know darn well he's got the super tan

He's Misstra Know-It-Hull

If we had less of him

Don't you know we'd have a better land

He's Misstra Know-It-Hull

So give a hand to the man

Although you've given out as much as you can

He's Misstra Know-It-Hull

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he's more stylish than jose and the job he did with hull was better than the one jose did with us or porto for that matter.

This is so true, well said g4 ;)

Oh, and nice song by the way, Bluenut, well impressed :)



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I liked him, and still do.

BB: I can't imagine that Bluenut came up with those lyrics all by himself, I imagine he found it on the Internet somewhere (probably written by some Hull fan).

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I liked him, and still do.

BB: I can't imagine that Bluenut came up with those lyrics all by himself, I imagine he found it on the Internet somewhere (probably written by some Hull fan).

And there was me thinking that Bluenut was the new Stevie Wonder! :)

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The man was all about himself , not the club, the players or the town, absolute w**ker.

More stylish as Jose ? your joking right ? He made a c**t of himself time and time again, wearing a headset mic and wearing an expensive suit dosent make you stylish if you act like a p**ck time and time again.

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It takes a man to wear an orange face and a pink jumper and footy will be a sadder place without him

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BB: I can't imagine that Bluenut came up with those lyrics all by himself, I imagine he found it on the Internet somewhere (probably written by some Hull fan).

I'm pretty sure Bluenut wrote that poem. He's quite the poet and author of the best couplet in the history of poetry regarding Avram Grant's wife and her drinking preferences.



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I'm pretty sure Bluenut wrote that poem. He's quite the poet and author of the best couplet in the history of poetry regarding Avram Grant's wife and her drinking preferences.

Thank you Liam.

You know an artist when you see one..........even if I'm a piss artist.

To be fair I didn't need to change many lyrics, the song was just there, ready to be 'Phil Browned'

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I've just noticed the Bluenut wonder song :beg: I never liked Brown and find that a fitting tribute.

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Who could forget this moment? Great team talk, or greatest team talk?

Phil-Brown-team-talk-Manchester-City-Hull-Cit_1688455.jpg

I love the look on the assistant's face. And Phil's little yellow microphone dangling



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Thank you Liam.

You know an artist when you see one..........even if I'm a piss artist.

To be fair I didn't need to change many lyrics, the song was just there, ready to be 'Phil Browned'

Sorry, Bluenut. I did not know that you were such a good poet.

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Sorry, Bluenut. I did not know that you were such a good poet.

Cheers, but it was more of an artistic edit, the real genius is Mr Wonder.

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Who could forget this moment? Great team talk, or greatest team talk?

Phil-Brown-team-talk-Manchester-City-Hull-Cit_1688455.jpg

I love the look on the assistant's face. And Phil's little yellow microphone dangling

Bullards copy made the original even better ;)


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