Who is cutting the holes in Chelsea players underwear?

[MHedges]

Terry? Drogba? They seem like joksters.

http://sify.com/sports/chelsea-players-undies-in-bum-cheek-hole-attack-news-news-kiwpueidcda.html

Chelsea players have been exposed - literally - because a secret attacker is slashing holes in their undies.

The 'cheeky attacker' keeps creeping into the changing room at their training ground to cut up their designer pants.

"It's gone on for about a year. We get in to find the bum cheeks cut out of our underpants," News of the World quoted England star Frank Lampard as saying.

"It has to be one of the players. They are the only ones with access. You might get two hits in a week, then he won't attack for a month or so," he said.

"I've a good idea who it is but wouldn't dream of making accusations until I have proof. I hope it's soon - it's costing a fortune in designer underwear!" Lampard added.

A club insider said that although the players found it funny initially, they are a bit cheesed off now.

"There's hardly any holes in our defence - so it's a shame the same can't be said of our underpants," the insider said.

[Tim W]

The ghost of Dennis Wise

[Gem]

Bill Blood?

[Barry Bridges]

moi?

[undertow]

bogarde. no one would notice him.

[BlueDay]

Ive heard one of the physios is a bit of a joker. Could be an outside bet.

[stevo]

Oh dear lol, could be knickerless Anelka.

[moi]

moi?

Certainly not! I might have cut out a different section, but I think it would have been far more fun to sew up the legs so that they were hopping about , unable to get them on.

[Peckham Blue]

Oh dear lol, could be knickerless Anelka.

[Gem]

Oh dear lol, could be knickerless Anelka.

Outstanding.

[Barry Bridges]

Certainly not! I might have cut out a different section, but I think it would have been far more fun to sew up the legs so that they were hopping about , unable to get them on.

and that would have nothing to do with the fact that they might be left a little "exposed" if they cant pull them up all the way??!?!?!

[moi]

and that would have nothing to do with the fact that they might be left a little "exposed" if they cant pull them up all the way??!?!?!

It would have EVERYTHING to do with that fact! What would be the point otherwise?!?!?!?

[Barry Bridges]

It would have EVERYTHING to do with that fact! What would be the point otherwise?!?!?!?

So you could walk by the dressing room and say "Ohhhhh, how cheeky of you Mr Lampard!" as you wink at him hahaha

[moi]

So you could walk by the dressing room and say "Ohhhhh, how cheeky of you Mr Lampard!" as you wink at him hahaha

I leave that sort of thing to Benny Hill!

[Eggy McMuffin]

I leave that sort of thing to Benny Hill!

Is that because your mouth be full so you wouldn't be able to get the words out?

[moi]

Is that because your mouth be full so you wouldn't be able to get the words out?

No, little Oeuf. I'm busy making toasty soldiers to send after you...

[Planet Drogba]

What great people.

[ivorycoast]

Its gotta be Kalou, he looks like troublemaker

[rahul]

Maybe its Carlo himself? No one would suspect him.

[SecretAgentFlorent]

This is too grand to be a one man job. My money is on another one of those hilarious Mikel - Essien wagers. I'd also like to go out on a limb and say Ivanovic, nobody would have thought he could be the culprit, silent all the time. Seems to me we'll have to employ Scooby Doo on this one.

[HazardsLeftPeg]

Why don't we just blame it on Joe Cole and make his week perfect ;)

Edited August 24, 2010 by footballoholic

[dkw]

Maybe they just have a problem with really picky moths.

[Peckham Blue]

Maybe its Carlo himself? No one would suspect him.

I never supsected him of all people, caused me to raise an eyebrow.

[Zola]

I'd say Drogba, definitely

[yorkleyblue]

I never supsected him of all people, caused me to raise an eyebrow.

take a bow, son!