Evening, how things....

You cad, dkw!

What you doing on May 19th??

You cad, dkw!

'Cad'? Never heard that one before.

'Cad'? Never heard that one before.

What country are you from?

What country are you from?

Originally from Serbia but currently live in Australia. Don't suppose they use that here...

Ah no, it's very English. I could also have accused dkw of being a bounder - both words mean "someone who behaves in an ungentlemanly manner." You find it a lot in old books about boys' boarding schools.

If you don't want to watch the final Messiesta, you can do yourself a Nice bit of Beef and onions.

Ah no, it's very English. I could also have accused dkw of being a bounder - both words mean "someone who behaves in an ungentlemanly manner." You find it a lot in old books about boys' boarding schools.

I see... So you're not actually French then?

I see... So you're not actually French then?

No, I'm Scottish, but I live in France.

Surely now Lessiesta.

I found him.

Beef and Onions that's his game.

I suppose you didn't want to win??

Beef and Onions that's his game.

HAHAHA , I know

I suppose you didn't want to win??

To be kind to him, he'll probably turn up at some stage to complain about another wooden performance & that we didn't contribute to the spirit of the game or the betterment of football for that matter by scoring any own goals. Fair criticism I feel.

Has he been yet ?

I'm not going to gloat about the result, but I'd like to ask Messiesta after all his comments about Drogba, what he thinks of Fabrigas' dive to win the penalty..

Surely now Lessiesta.

Or Missiesta.

There's something to be said about being a 'good winner' as well.

There's something to be said about being a 'good winner' as well.

True, Plockers - winning gracefully is as important as losing gracefully.

I'm sure once Mademoiselle Iesta has licked his/her wounds, he/she will pop in to congratulate us.

There's something to be said about being a 'good winner' as well.

Called banter mate, he spent ling enough giving it out so he should expect some back. He was a decent lad to be fair, other than his insistence they didnt score in the first leg on purpose.

Its only Banter...Boys will be Boys

Its only Banter...Boys will be Boys

Blimey! At first glance I thought that was his willy hanging down!

At second glance, I think how considerate of him to take his sandal off before putting his foot on the head of his conquered enemy!

So...... should it be a Real Madrid v Chelsea final who would Barca fans want to win?

Could they bring themselves to support Chelsea? Would have to really wouldn't they?!

It really is a lose/lose situation for Barca in that instance and that is how I like it I'm not going to lie!

That said I actually hope we play Bayern Munich.