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Eden Hazard Chant

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Needs to happen.

My favourite (nicked off cfcnet)

to the tune of "Radio Gaga"

All we need is (clap clap) Eden Hazard (clap clap) Eden Hazard (clap clap) Eden Hazard.

How does that work? Radio has 3 syllables and Eden only has 2.

Oh dear, oh dear!

Radio gaga - EEEEden Hazard. All you have to do is prolong the E - make it into a crotchet instead of a quaver if you want it in musical terms!

It's odd how football chants are based on the gayest songs. That dull, dull White Stripes number, the countless Gilbert & Hammerstein parodies; can't we use something cool like Roots Rock Reggae?

And Eden Hazard has four.

And the whole 'Radio Gaga' part has 5.

I would assume the 'Eden' would be the 'Radio' part.

The 'Hazard' would be the 'Gaga' part.

Eden = 2. Radio = 3.

Hazard = 2. Gaga = 2.

They do not match all match.

The tune (chorus) suits 5 syllables, not 4.

I don't understand the reason in your post, are you saying it would make the song work or it wouldn't? Can you explain as I've clearly missed something. Cheers.

Edited by Gem

Nobody thinking about the Richard Marx song?

It's pansy assed as hell, but if you threw the Mathew Harding choir into the mix along with a complete overhaul of all the lyrics we've got a f**king chant :)

What about using Eton Rifles by the Jam? The chorus makes a pretty good chant and fits well with this name in terms of syllables. Not to mention the Jam are very much from Chelsea turf.

It's odd how football chants are based on the gayest songs. That dull, dull White Stripes number, the countless Gilbert & Hammerstein parodies; can't we use something cool like Roots Rock Reggae?

seven nation army is 4 billion times better than the entirety of rush's output. YOU ABSOLUTE DISGRACE OF A MAN

seven nation army is 4 billion times better than the entirety of rush's output. YOU ABSOLUTE DISGRACE OF A MAN

I find the 7 nation army one terrible, there are no lyrics just people going oooh ohoh oh oooh oh! it reminds me of the Ally Pally chanting along to the tune at the darts. Rubbish

What about using Eton Rifles by the Jam? The chorus makes a pretty good chant and fits well with this name in terms of syllables. Not to mention the Jam are very much from Chelsea turf.

Yeah, I am suprised how little Jam or Clash chants there are. Eton Rifles - Eden Hazard.

I find the 7 nation army one terrible, there are no lyrics just people going oooh ohoh oh oooh oh! it reminds me of the Ally Pally chanting along to the tune at the darts. Rubbish

its worse when they do it on ryanair planes when you land in spain.

anywayyyy the point is ploks is typing oht fo his arse on this one

What about using Eton Rifles by the Jam? The chorus makes a pretty good chant and fits well with this name in terms of syllables. Not to mention the Jam are very much from Chelsea turf.

I like that, reckon it could work.

seven nation army is 4 billion times better than the entirety of rush's output. YOU ABSOLUTE DISGRACE OF A MAN

A few chords too many huh? I'm sure G4 will realise the blasphemy he has committed when he sobers up.

The only time Seven Nation Army has ever been put to good use chant-wise was our own excellent "Juuu-liano Belleeeeetti"

A few chords too many huh? I'm sure G4 will realise the blasphemy he has committed when he sobers up.

The only time Seven Nation Army has ever been put to good use chant-wise was our own excellent "Juuu-liano Belleeeeetti"

you can have all the chords you like, at times beauty can be found in simplicity. the white stripes are, were and always will be absolutely awesome, elephant will remain one of the best albums made in your or my lifetime and rush will always be remembered as people that committed several betrayals of humanity. they play rush songs in guantanamo bay you know.

you can have all the chords you like, at times beauty can be found in simplicity. the white stripes are, were and always will be absolutely awesome, elephant will remain one of the best albums made in your or my lifetime and rush will always be remembered as people that committed several betrayals of humanity. they play rush songs in guantanamo bay you know.

Get back to your Depeche Mode albums ya f*ckin' freak :biggrin:

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