Hypothetical question

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Hypothetical question of course, but if you could punch anyone involved with football in the face who would you choose and why?

[Barn]

Teddy Sheringham - just because.

[loz]

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For me it is Dean Saunders - shouldn't require much explanation!

[Elliott]

Jens Lehmann

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I could take a pick from a handful of journalists but will go with someone from UEFA, Sepp Blatter or Lenhard Johannsen, mainly after the way we, the Champions of England for 2 years, have be continually treated like sh*te by their organisation.

Failing that Craig Bellamy, because he's Craig Bellamy!

or Fabregas, or Eto'o or Messi

(ps can I just add I'm not really an angry bloke)

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[ossie13]

Jamie Carragher

[TT]

The Hunt

[Tim]

Andy Gray. so, so hard. Thinks he knows everything, actually knows nothing and brown noses Fergie all season long.

[sweet waffle]

Wenger gets my vote.

I'd like to have Ferguson stand behind him so that when I hit Wenger his head would go back and crack Fergie right across his nose. Then I'd ask them both if they saw it.

[bonetti]

Wenger for me too

[Chippy]

I think graham poll could well be hungry enough for a knuckle sandwich

[BackInBlue]

Arsene Whinger

[Gem]

Jamie Carragher

Ditto.

[geezer]

Right now, probably Ronaldo just so I could 'stepover' him.

Of days gone by? Any Leeds player, any spurs player, any arsenal player. Woah, hold the page - that applies to modern day as well.

[Scott]

Just one? That makes it kind of hard doesn't it?

What the hell, I'll go for RoyKeane and I'd probably stomp him once he was on the ground. Hard man my ass.

[The Moos]

Only one? Don't be a killjoy.

I don't know who I would chose. There's a few journalists, some refs, some managers, a couple of executives in football (or whatever it is called) and of course a sh*tload of players. Not to mention the entire FA.

That c*nt who condoned the attack on Lampard would be nice to punch. Real hard too!

C-Hunt would probably be my pick in the end. There have been quite a few players that have dived or been rude towards our players but C-Hunt hurt Cech and I will never forgive him for that.

I would even go so far as dipping my hand in concrete, wait for it to dry and then have a go at him. Maximum pain is all he deserves.

Hitting players like Deco, Messi or Ronaldo would only be fun because it would give them a reason to stay on the ground crying their heart out.

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Lenart Johansenn. And on the follow through, Anders Frisk.

[The Moos]

Lenart Johansenn. And on the follow through, Anders Frisk.

Don't you mean "Lennart Johansson"?

Hmmm... Two swedes on your list. No blue elk further down that list I hope

[just]

I don't mind Swedes, Moos. UlrikaKaKa and the blonde one from ABBA can call me anytime.

[flasher10]

David Elleray

When i was walking my dog, Nevin, the subtle command i would use to induce her to crap was "Elleray, Elleray".

Current person - Lee Bowyer

Honourable Mention - Emlyn Hughes

[Maksimov]

No blue elk further down that list I hope

Maybe on Bluebeard's list..?

[midlandblue]

The bloke selling hot dogs at Filbert Street, way back, who told me to piss off when I complained that his produce was cold.

[bjd]

in general like most people who follow football would like to lay one on Bellamy,

but with my chelsea hat on i, like loz have to choose this c**t

other nominees include gary neville and every liverpool fan in the world

ive resisted saying poyet as this thread will turn into 15 pages

[sergeyMS]

I don`t know who is Saunders.....so Cr.Ronaldo is my choice. Diving bas**rd.