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Boaring Boaring Chelsea

dellaw
in General Chelsea FC

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Sorry to move away from pork, but I made a beef casserole earlier, I'm considering a master chef appearance.

 

I'll make souvlaki tomorrow (or Sunday if I'll sleep until 1 or 2 in the afternoon tomorrow :), but with a little twist. I'm going to use both chicken and pork.

Just showing off my new avatar.

Those ones are a bit regurgitated.  The best are the Black Country Pork Scratchings.

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Sorry to move away from pork, but I made a beef casserole earlier, I'm considering a master chef appearance.

Go for it! That programme gives ME stress just watching the candidates flounder in Michelin star kitchen. And later they claim they loved it. Yeah right... :-)

If this just didn't take a wonderful turn.

 

Fantastic thread now.

 

I've an inclination to go fire up the smoker. 

I need those! Where can I get them? An abattoir?

Not for you Valerie, plastic porkers are only for plastic fans. I would then say something about real , but it sounds too rude however I phrase it

We won the league by such a margin last season, couple that with the very defensive way we played the second half of the season I would actually say it wasn't the most exciting, all them parking the bus jokes weren't for nothing we genuinely did just defend and hit teams on the break it was quite shocking and I'm more shocked we tried to do the same boring style of sh*t football this season.

We won the league by such a margin last season, couple that with the very defensive way we played the second half of the season I would actually say it wasn't the most exciting, all them parking the bus jokes weren't for nothing we genuinely did just defend and hit teams on the break it was quite shocking and I'm more shocked we tried to do the same boring style of sh*t football this season.

 

Now I'm confused. What's that got to do with pork?

My wife is vegan, she'd be disgusted by this thread ;)

Bet she would still eat bacon.

As a life long chelsea fan i cant remember when we were so bloody boaring to follow , There is nothing again i say Nothing that gets my blood boiling about chelsea and i cant even find an argument when other teams supporters have ago about are

Mangererial appointments , youth policy, style of play , transfers and a manager who has helped me fall asleep more times than my trusted whale noices , even chelsea TV has cut down the running time of blues news due to the fact there is none

Chelsea Format

Have a board of five people non of which have any decent footballing qualifications i.e. played at high level ,coached at high level, played at high level ,

appoint manager normally from a league where only two or three teams can win the league so his cv looks good

buy failed player and hope they do the job send them on loan hope to sell for profit

sign , poach , youth players give them hope of playing for chelsea send them on loan hope to sell for profit

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