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Who's your Chelsea top 11 right now?

Wearyourblue
in General Chelsea FC

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7 hours ago, dkw said:

Your putting me at left back, are you insane, my left foots for standing on, that's it.

Sides right to left Dicky, you are our Ivanovic. Or perhaps more Steve Clarke  ;)

    57 minutes ago, CaitlinCFC said:

    Are you meaning me mister?

     

    That was my first thought as well, as I thankfully never had any little ones myself :mocking:

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                                Jackson

    30 minutes ago, Valerie said:

    @Zeta is the most recent one with a kid, still too young to be faffing around with ketchup :laugh2:

    Funny story about Ketchup. When I was in my early teens my dad thought he would be clever and respond to my sarcasm by knocking me on the head with a plastic Heniz bottle.

    Only issue was he misjudged his wack,  the bottle exploded over my head and gave the kitchen a new paint job.

    My dad and I thought it was pretty funny, my grandma and mum, much less so. 

    Dad was left cleaning up the kitchen for quite a while....

    26 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

    Funny story about Ketchup. When I was in my early teens my dad thought he would be clever and respond to my sarcasm by knocking me on the head with a plastic Heniz bottle.

    Only issue was he misjudged his wack,  the bottle exploded over my head and gave the kitchen a new paint job.

    My dad and I thought it was pretty funny, my grandma and mum, much less so. 

    Dad was left cleaning up the kitchen for quite a while....

    You sure it was plastic?

    Glass is quite hard to break that way, (ignore hollywood). Will definitely lead to a concussion at least, and as a teen your brain is still developing. So....

     

     

    I'll take my leave before you start swearing...lol

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    1 hour ago, axman2526 said:

    Funny story about Ketchup. When I was in my early teens my dad thought he would be clever and respond to my sarcasm by knocking me on the head with a plastic Heniz bottle.

    Only issue was he misjudged his wack,  the bottle exploded over my head and gave the kitchen a new paint job.

    My dad and I thought it was pretty funny, my grandma and mum, much less so. 

    Dad was left cleaning up the kitchen for quite a while....

    You lived your teenage years in a TV sitcom?

    2 hours ago, petre ispirescu said:

                               Jorgensen

                  James Tosin/Fofana Colwill

                          Caicedo Cucurella

               Madueke Palmer Enzo Nkunku

                                Jackson

    Gusto.. Our best/second best player isn't there.. 🙂 

    2 hours ago, Simplymo said:

    You sure it was plastic?

    Glass is quite hard to break that way, (ignore hollywood). Will definitely lead to a concussion at least, and as a teen your brain is still developing. So....

     

     

    I'll take my leave before you start swearing...lol

    My dad lived through the experience so aye, am sure was plastic ;)

     

    1 hour ago, dermott said:

    You lived your teenage years in a TV sitcom?

    Our house was mostly always filled with laughter, I was a lucky child. Not sure how I turned out to be the miserable, depressed pr*ck I am today lol.

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