Tim W

Just put in an application to join our league - how do you play?

I actual own the patent on that type of miss

Nice one I could have got tickets for Pearl Jam's last gig in Dublin through the Ten Club. I intended to go with my daughter but she had exams and couldn't go - I didn't have the heart to go without her

No 12 is a very sweet surprise my number 1 would have been no. 41

When has the Times ever printed anything positive about the happenings at SW6 on or off the park?

... anymore, what isn't? Breakfast without a cracking Jose quote splashed across the back pages.

Obviously I would be dead or living on another planet (too many believe that anyway) other than that Millwall

I gave it to Hilario just

He most certainly is, but I reckon he'll end up in the Dutch league first

Hoddle doesn't do toss-ups it against his spiritual beliefs

Strange that for couple of weeks ago the same papers reckoned he was the biggest tosser going

Great day in G?teborg yesterday as IFK won the championship after eleven barren years. Could those heady nights of European football be back. Not a chance, but I still remember the look on Sir Alex's face when Utd came here for a routine win and lost 3-1.

Only counter clockwise

I was sitting on the fence till Ken put some current through it

Ossie and Hutch skinned Moore et al in the Inter-Heaven cup final last week. And Zola beat most opposition by standing still anyway

Portsmouth's plans for a new stadium by the sea have been sunk by the Royal Navy. The stadium, which would have jutted into the harbour, cuts into a naval exclusion zone. Pompey are now planning to build a new home on top of a rubbish tip near Port Solent.

Osgood, Hutchinson and Zola

According to Sky he resigned before the game

This going to be the one where everything goes in - 5-0 (Think'll I'll start doing the BPL again)

It was Wright Philips who voted for Joe

Has to go to Sheva didn't put a foot wrong, four minutes - didn't touch the ball. Hard to pick everyone was about average expect JC who was crap - I'll go for Drogba for his goal celebration. PS the ref was Moos' neighbour

Les Read - As a born number 2 will probably do the same as what we've got Sammy Lee - Got too many gigs as a pageboy at scouse weddings (England can't afford an earpeice) Kevin Keegan - Has just release a home perm kit that he reckons will do well See Robson kept his job

If there are any fans out there you won't be disappointed: Go to NME.com and you will be able to download free a session from The Verve called The Thaw Session. When The Verve got together again for the first time in 9 years, they met in a recording studio in West London. Twenty minutes later, they picked up their instruments and started playing. The result was the Thaw Session. It is 14 minutes of pure Verve.

You Irish lads must be inconsolable at the loss of Steve Staunton. Question - will Don Given take the step up full time, he's done a good jobb with your youngsters. O'Dreay or Brady are in the frame. How is it you have at three options while England haven't got one?

Obviously you've never been to the Bridge, Watch the MHL 10 minutes before the game next time Chelsea are on TV