Tim W

Personally I think it comes down to your make-up and accessories and of course your heels

To my mine it has to be Super Dan (Petrescu), ex Chelsea hero, wouldn't have Prima Dona's in his dressing room, probably understands the Russian mentality pretty well and would get us playing good football.

Roman's still on holiday so that's how much he cares, anyway he's probably found someone else to stalk by now.

Ah Susanne Hoffs - another sticky keyboard

Ask for 150 grand then I'll ask for 160

As the old thread has been locked and I found this track and really wanted to annoy Loz and possibly a few others, I feel "Cover versions II" is motivated. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVo-w4shIL4

I think the needle's stuck

I wish he'd cut his hair, he looks like a former Noddy character (you're not allowed to say the G-word anymore), I think it would improve his shooting.

Roman we know Jesus was resurrected, but you'll never do the same with Torres so just give up and buy us a real striker or if it's a question of money let Ba or Feruz play.

Jokers to the right of me...

Pinch of salt boys... I can never understand this "big club" thing. Why does every club have to be a big club. Personally I prefer my club to be well-run and successful (we know what we are...) If being a big club means a la Lattes no trophies for god knows how long and for the dippers the odd League cup well they can keep their big club tag. As to his comments what do you expect him to say?

New album in March (surely his savings can't be running low)

A great post except for the above.

Can't believe we're signing an injured player, our transfer policy just took yet another turn for the worse.

The guy has only had a couple of games in this position, give him time. The only one to blame for last night was the FSW, he's worse than CR for tinkering. He needs to tinker Torres no one else.

From Gourlay's program note: I would also like to take this opportunity to thank Roberto Di Matteo for all he did after taking over last March and we will never forget the huge contribution he made to this club's history. However, the owner and the Board felt that a change was necessary to keep the club moving in the right direction ahead of a vitally important part of the season.

The spirit of G42 has returned to the bottle.

Heard he didn't pass the contract for Brendan to sign but knocked it on the floor.

Raneri by an urban mile

Apart from going to a gig at the empire or bush hall and perhaps the odd trip to Westfield, why would anyone want to go to Shepherds Bush

And they like red hot pokers gently push into an appropriate orifice on a warm summer's night

sh*t, I must be the only one on the planet who would do the same thing. Sorry, but it's time to thank Frank and move on, his feet are on the slippery slope and it goes fast downhill from now on. I believe Chelsea have been loyal, they rescued him from a life of torment in Pikey land (own fans calling him fat Frank amongst cries of nepotism) and turned him into a multi-millionaire with a cabinet full of medals others can only dream of. We all get old, unfortunately in football it comes a bit earlier, as a player, but he can move to a smaller, less ambitious club and then into management, I'd call that set up for life. Think about the fifty year old who has worked at the same company for thirty-two years and has just been made redundant two week before Christmas, that's being thrown on the scrap heap. Reality check boys and girls

Probably to do with the sun and the fact they don't use sun block