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PorkpieBlue

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Everything posted by PorkpieBlue

  1. Gary Neville : SHAVE OFF THAT BLOODY EXCUSE FOR A 'TASH !
  2. Mrs PorkpieBlue is a Leicester fan (yeah - I know !) and her three lads are Forest season ticket holders so the Championship race figures quite prominently in our house. Love to see them both go up coz that means two more local games for me to catch Chels. And the bragging rights of course..........
  3. Bring them back and get some atmosphere going. The only reasons they were banned in the first place was Heysel and Hillsborough. Heysel and Hillsborough ? Hmmmm....what do they have in common ? Lets see... They both start with the letter 'H'........
  4. Everything's been said that I wanted to say...... Excellent thread Dorset !
  5. Liverpool Why ? Arrogance Heysel Jamie Bulger Brookside Hillsborough Gerry Marsden Cilla f***ing Black The Beatles Thieving Workshy Please feel free to carry on the list at your pleasure. If any of you want to know the reasons why these things are on my list then message me and I'll be happy to go into more detail. If I expanded on them here I feel my post may be 'edited'
  6. Snow. No-one plays football in the snow anymore.
  7. Absolute bollox. But it gives me a great idea about a "most ridiculous rumour" thread !
  8. Any team will do. We can beat them all. Bring it on . . . . .
  9. Cracking read Dorset ! Especially on an afternoon where I've just watched Utd get their arses kicked (unfortunately by the dippers) it does ring true in so many ways. There are many footballing people that I'd be happy to chat with over a pint or two. Ferguson isn't one of them......
  10. We've been spoilt over the last few seasons with our success, and now things aren't going our way we're all panicing. Calm down, consolidate, rebuild. support and look to the future. I've waited over forty years for Chelsea to rise to the top. One season of mediocrity (by recent standards) isn't going to phase me. Carefree.........
  11. Van der Saar ........ arrogant bas*ard And any scouser
  12. Well said geezer. Its a massive plus now that those two are on talkabsolutebollox because a) I don't have to listen to them, and B) I dont have to listen AND look at them on my TV now. Happy days. One thing that did boil my p*ss is that they were rumoured to be trying to get the female referee assistant (forgot her name) onto the station to publicly apologise to her ! What tw*ts ! They said what they said because they meant it - why lie to the woman to make themselves look good ? Stick by your words or shut up.
  13. Well said Bluenut. Good things come to those who wait......... And what is the bloody fascination with the dippers 'history' ? I just cannot get over the continual ressurection of how many European Trophies they've won. Yes, they were a great side in the eighties. Well done. Now they're sh*te. Get used to it you morons. Stop crowing about the past. It's about the present. It's about now. It's about the future. And we've got one......
  14. Yeah - he's a knob. He's got a face I could punch for hours. But............. remember when Utd scored and he ran the length of the pitch to kiss his badge in front of the dippers ? Fair play to him for that one !
  15. The Kings Speech Was a bit sceptical when the good lady dragged me down to the local flicks to see this, but I thoroughly enjoyed the film. Colin Firth was brilliant as George VI and thoroughly deserves an Oscar for his performance. Go see it - you wont be disappointed
  16. Cant believe this is going to happen - watching SS bemused. Note to self : You CAN like a player you once derided And I worked out that if I worked a five day week, with no overtime or holidays, it would take me around 2,406 years to pay for Torres. That's a lot of dough. Hope he's worth it........
  17. Fine Sir Alex ? You must be off your mind :)
  18. In my world, I have to ask myself one question : Am I hypocritical enough to cheer for a player whom I've previously ridiculed and who's come from a club I loathe ? No. Don't buy him/her
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