I was watching the highlights of Newcastle v Man.Utd (73/74) on a Big Match DVD (Arse v Chels was the main match), when I nearly choked on my peanut butter sarnie. There was Brian Kidd, looking even more like a prize prick than normal - I only vaguely remember him having his hair like this!

Sorry about the quality of the pic, but it's a video capture - it certainly doesn't do true justice to the utter horror of the hairstyle.

Now, I know there have been hundreds of dodgy haircuts in football down the years, so why don't you post the daftest one you've seen? There's loads to choose from: - comb-over kings Bobby Charlton & Ralph Coates, permed prat Kevin Keegan, the geezer with a pineapple on his head, sh*t, we could devote an entire thread just to Florent Malouda!

I don't think I've ever seen a worse hairstyle. Shudder.

Now here's a proper hairstyle on a real man. Short back and sides please, guv.

Google Dijibril Cisse

Liam, that pic of Waddle is nauseating - well done!

Here's one of your fellow countrymen, Scott!

Valderama...are you f*ckin' sure about that barnet, Carlos?

He clearly feels he's having a bad hair day!

You don't have to go back to 1973 to find silly hairdos, Bluebeard. This one takes the biscuit! (what weird expressions we have in English!)

He clearly feels he's having a bad hair day!

Ah but who is it?

Ah but who is it?

It's Fabriccio Coloccini from Deportiva Coruna (don;t know how to do the squiggle over Coruna!)

Do you know who the other plonker is? I heard he was married to a matchstick!

It's Fabriccio Coloccini from Deportiva Coruna (don;t know how to do the squiggle over Coruna!)

Do you know who the other plonker is? I heard he was married to a matchstick!

Without a google search who does he play for now? :P :D

Edited October 19, 200916 yr by Eggy McMuffin

One of my all time favs .. and for that FA cup final goal... Alan Sunderland

Without a google search who does he play for now? :P :D

You cheeky wee monkey! He plays for the magpies. (doesn't he?)

You cheeky wee monkey! He plays for the magpies. (doesn't he?)

:D He most certainly does.

You don't have to go back to 1973 to find silly hairdos, Bluebeard. This one takes the biscuit! (what weird expressions we have in English!)

You can say that again!

This bloke, on the other hand, looked great whatever length his hair was. I've chosen a black and white photo so as not to pollute your eyes with r*d.

'e's got a pineapple, on 'is 'ead, 'e's got a pineapple, on 'is 'ead

Eddie had a few bad ones in his time with us..

speaking of pineapples:

I realize that he has played better since he started going through these ugly haircuts, but I wish to hell Malouda would just stop

Edited October 19, 200916 yr by TheWestwayWonder

Liam, that pic of Waddle is nauseating - well done!

Here's one of your fellow countrymen, Scott!

Ah yes Alexi the Red did love his Viking look didn't he. To be fair he's learned his lesson.

Zenden, anyone?

'e's got a pineapple, on 'is 'ead, 'e's got a pineapple, on 'is 'ead

And he was sh*te bamby on ice!! lol :D

Liam, that pic of Waddle is nauseating - well done!

Here's one of your fellow countrymen, Scott!

When I watched the World Cup 94 I thought he was the coolest player in the world. His hair and beard was amazing. That was 15 years ago and I still feel the same way :D

Here's a few that surely have to be mentioned.

:D This thread should come with a health warning!

:D This thread should come with a health warning!

Admit it, Val. It's from threads like these that you take your influence from :P