The Matthew Harding against the y*ds this season:

1) He looks like a chimp, he looks like a chiiiimp, Gareth Bale, he looks like a chimp

2) Ba-le, he's got a monkeys head, he's got a monkeys head, he's got a monkeys head

3) You burnt your own town, you burnt your own tooooown, you f**kin idiots, you burnt your own town

you burny your own down that has to be the best jeer of the season. lol

I'm sure you'll all remember ..

Who's up Mary Brown

Who's up Mary Brown

T____ T____ D_______

T____ T____ D_______

I'll leave it for somebody else tae fill in the blanks!

I'm sure you'll all remember ..

Who's up Mary Brown

Who's up Mary Brown

T____ T____ D_______

T____ T____ D_______

I'll leave it for somebody else tae fill in the blanks!

I cannot believe you would remind people of that salacious chant about the love of your life! Shame on you, Tommy! I thought you were a gentleman!

It's a matter of getting in there first, as I'm sure you'll understand.

It's a matter of getting in there first, as I'm sure you'll understand.

I'm sure you did!

Chelsea v Forest 96

(to the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands).

"He's got a Pineapple on his head"

"He's got a Pineapple on his head"

"He's got a Pineapple on his head"

"He's got a Pineapple on his head"

Chelsea v Ipswich 2001

(to the tune of "Bread of heaven"

"No - you cant"

"No - you cant"

"No - you cannot plough our pitch"

"No - you cannot plough our pitch"

Chelsea v Forest 96

(to the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands).

"He's got a Pineapple on his head"

"He's got a Pineapple on his head"

"He's got a Pineapple on his head"

"He's got a Pineapple on his head"

Jason Lee seemed to feature on the bbc 'Fantasy Football show' with Baddiel and Skinner every week back then !

Chelsea v Ipswich 2001

(to the tune of "Bread of heaven"

"No - you cant"

"No - you cant"

"No - you cannot plough our pitch"

"No - you cannot plough our pitch"

Aye not bad at all.

'Tosh for Celtic, Tosh for Celtic !'

'Tosh Tosh give us a wave, Tosh give us a wave.'

The travelling Rangers support to Dundee left back and then Celtic target Tosh McKinlay.

March 1987 as Rangers won 4-0

Tosh McKinlay had a total shocker of a game and when he misplaced a simple 5 yard pass .

The Dundee manager ahd had enough...

Tosh was (unfortunately) subbed to a standing ovation from teh Rangers support

As he left the pitch, we sang

'Tosh is in the huff, Tosh is in the huff

'eeayeadio Tosh is in the huff

Edited April 9, 201214 yr by erskblue

Sung to the Ipswich or Norwich fans in the 70/80s

I cant read i cant write but i can drive a tractor i turn it left i turn it right i can drive a tractor

"We've got Abramovich,

you've got a drunken bitch"

Sung to the Norwich fans after a pissed up Delia Smith's embarrassing half time "let's be 'avin you" performance at Carrow Road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdAC3NjIoQo&feature=related

Just thought of a couple that were sung to Wayne Rooney.

Firstly, just after he been caught with an elderly prostitute and sung to the pop tune of "What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster" by The Automatic;

"who's that coming over your nan, is it Wayne Rooney, is it Wayne Rooney"

And secondly to the tune of The Adams Family;

"your sister f*cks your brother,

your brother f*cks your mother,

you all f*ck one another,

The Rooney family"

Sung to a male streaker on our pitch:

"Is that all,

Is that all,

Is that all she gets at home?

Is that all she gets at home?"

"We've got Abramovich,

you've got a drunken bitch"

Sung to the Norwich fans after a pissed up Delia Smith's embarrassing half time "let's be 'avin you" performance at Carrow Road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdAC3NjIoQo&feature=related

I remember that one well. They followed up with "We've got a super cook, you've got a Russian crook", then we followed up with "One Gordon Ramsey, there's only one Gordon Ramsey" - great day even though it was frigging cold and wet. 3-1 and the title was almost ours

'Bobby Moore Superstar ?'

'Walks like a woman and wears a bra'

Pretty sure Scotland fans sang this to the late Bobby Moore at Hampden or Wembley.

'Bobby Moore Superstar ?'

'Walks like a woman and wears a bra'

Pretty sure Scotland fans sang this to the late Bobby Moore at Hampden or Wembley.

I don't doubt it, we used to sing it to George Best and Charlie George too

"We've got Abramovich,

you've got a drunken bitch"

Sung to the Norwich fans after a pissed up Delia Smith's embarrassing half time "let's be 'avin you" performance at Carrow Road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdAC3NjIoQo&feature=related

I never tire of watching that clip. I even had it as a ringtone once!

I don't doubt it, we used to sing it to George Best and Charlie George too

I'm pretty sure we did, I can imagine so.

Pointing in the direction of oppo fans........OVER THERE OVER THERE

AND DO THEY SMELL

LIKE f**kING HELL

OVER THERE OVER THERE

Pointing in the direction of oppo fans........OVER THERE OVER THERE

AND DO THEY SMELL

LIKE f**kING HELL

OVER THERE OVER THERE

I used to love that one, sung to the tune of 'Distant Drums'. I have heard it sung occasionally over the years but not often enough for me.

Apologies to Rangers fans but the best one I've heard involved Andy Goram, the Scotland and Rangers keeper, who was diagnosed with schizophrenia and had to take a break from the game.

Upon his return, in an Old Firm game, the Celtic fans sang ..

"Two Andy Gorams .. There's only two Andy Gorams .."

Apologies to Rangers fans but the best one I've heard involved Andy Goram, the Scotland and Rangers keeper, who was diagnosed with schizophrenia and had to take a break from the game.

Upon his return, in an Old Firm game, the Celtic fans sang ..

"Two Andy Gorams .. There's only two Andy Gorams .."

I remember that Quite funny too.

I don't know if this was used before (I'm sure it was) but away to Pompey , Rumbelows cup gotta be 20 years ago. There was this old style rattle (the clack style) going from the pompey side , you could here it all over the ground I reckon. The chant came from us "you can stick your f**kin rattle up your arse , you can stick your f**kin rattle up your arse" and so on. The best thing was I swear I heard the pompey crowd laughing.