Just make sure you don't lick, sorry click, the Kyle Walker trend on Twitter.

...what the f**k

It's a shame though, he used to be a player of good pedigree. 

That's just plain weird!

 

 

 

I mean, where (just for curiosity sake) would you find such a video, and in HD quality?

 

 

 

I'm kidding, that's revolting, even by my standards, deserves all the abuse he gets.

Oh my god...

 

How to ruin your life in a 20 second video.

Apparently it's not him anyway. Looks like we've been barking up the wrong tree.

 

(Apparently it isn't actually him though. His gf supposedly doesn't have a thigh tattoo and he doesn't have a black pug). Shame though.

Stop ruining our fun Richard!

Let's just say for fun's sake, that it is definitely 100% kyle Walker.

His girlfriend posted this a while back

 

Yeah the dog in the video is black. Or so I hear...

Is there any neutral in the world who wants Tottenham to beat Southampton? If they do they are clearly a bad person.

 

In other news, Kelvin Davis is apparently still alive. Is he gonna be the new Maik Taylor in that every few years I'll spot him on a teamsheet somewhere in the top two divisions only to react "Jesus Christ, is he still playing?"

Vertonghen is a such a c**t, I've never known a centre back to pretend to get hurt so often.

 

Good chance there for Southampton, Ward-Prowse hits it in low for Schneiderlin to have a go on the volley, good save from Lloris down low on his left.

Get in Saints! 1-0!

Yes! Have that you c**ts!

 

Absolute catastrophe at the back for Tottenham, Mason falls over, completely overhits his backpass which Davies mucks up and is charged down by Pelle who slots past Lloris.

 

1-0 Southampton, they are looking completely dominant now.

Vertonghen booked for being a c**t

Haha Leeds are losing too! 1-0 down to Wednesday, Chris Maguire penalty.

Second best all game, keepers done nothing and then they get a lucky goal. FFS.

c**ts! 1-1, cross from Dier bundled in by Lamela. Davis got a hand to it but to no avail. Thoroughly undeserved.

Cheating bar steward, it came off his arm!

Tottenham players scrapping with each other, Lordy.

Spurs losing 1-2

Get rekt spuds.

should we throw in a bid for Pelle?

4 goals, more to come?