WE WANT YOU TO COME!!!
WE WANT YOU TO COME!!!
JOHN STONES!!!
WE WANT YOU TO COME!!!

 

Not very original, I must say.  But I admire your tenacity in trying to get him here.  By then, it will be too late.

Well maybe not this one in particular, but something that will show how much we would him to play in our team

"John Stones" doesn't work in that chant.

And I'd rather cheer on our own players than worrying about the opposition.

The window will be shut by then. A better one would be "We'll see you next year" rather than "we want you to come".

The window will be shut by then. A better one would be "We'll see you next year" rather than "we want you to come".

Hopefully we won't chant anything about him remember chanting to Rooney at old Trafford and look what happened with that transfer.

Please dont sing that

"Hes not a rat, but you're a sinking ship". Doo dah doo dah

"Six foot two, Chelsea Blue, has anybody seen John Stones"

"Six foot two, Chelsea Blue, We'd welcome you John Stones"

(take your pick of those two)

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Also "we want you to come" sounds a bit too sexual for my liking.

Also "we want you to come" sounds a bit too sexual for my liking.

In fairness we are rent boys as the homophobic scousers love to call us

No, just no. 

The "Wayne Rooney, we'll see you next week" two years ago didn't really work out did it.

Also "we want you to come" sounds a bit too sexual for my liking.

 

Think it gets a bit lost in translation that one.

I don't care to much for money

Money can't by me stones

Come along

Come along and sing this song

Johns the boy in blue, and he plays for you

But he won't be here for long

Your manager has a last name, it starts M-A-R-T-I-N

Some how he is a c**t, and at the same time a bellend

 

Yes, ive taken certain liberties....

Your manager has a last name, it starts M-A-R-T-I-N

Some how he is a c**t, and at the same time a bellend

 

Yes, ive taken certain liberties....

You ever thought about writing for Justin Bieber?

Also "we want you to come" sounds a bit too sexual for my liking.

Your mum didn't complain....yes I just went there.

Money will buy us Stones,

Money will buy us Stones,

will buy us Stones, will buy us Stones, will buy us Stones......

.............John Stones, we'll see you next year

"We'll see you in May, we'll see you in May, John Stones, we'll see you in May." 

 

Simple as. 

 

 

 

 

Another off the top of my head:

 

 

"Always the victims, you're just like reds."