Im going to sound controversial here guys. I have supported chelsea for 44 years and i reckon i know whats happened here. These stars all have huge egos and when the pretty young doctor was given the boot, the players had no one to perform to and for......

 

Did the mens passion go because they all fancied her and suddenly werent showing her there skills on the pitch in front of her? Was it as simple as that?

 

I wonder if somehow they now have nothing to play for. Men will always be into women more than football. Ludicrous you say? maybe......

I think you're on to something. I had noticed that we haven't had any injuries this season. Could it be that players were only going down so they could feel the silken touch of the diminutive doctor? It is only a small leap from there to your thesis. Fanciful? perhaps......

About as far fetched as sharknado!

Anything's possible, I saw a documentary once about huge tomatoes actually killing people...who'd have thunk it, attack of the killer tomatoes I think they called it.

 

Scary stuff.

The problems have been obvious for quite a while, just look at our pre-season. I doubt Eva had anything to do with this.

About as far fetched as sharknado!

Or pirahaconda!

Its the lizard people I tell you they have infiltrated our club and are trying to destroy it.

If our players are really upset with their doctor's departure and don't want to perform because of that, then I seriously question their professionalism and character (thanks Brendan).

 

Anyway, this bad run of results has nothing to do with Eva.

Clearly she would toss them all off in the showers if we won our game.

Gary Staker stepped in to replace Eva following her departure from first team duties.

It's clearly the only logical explanation to our poor form.

Hence the 'flop'

Clearly she would toss them all off in the showers if we won our game.

Gary Staker stepped in to replace Eva following her departure from first team duties.

It's clearly the only logical explanation to our poor form.

He had a new hairdo and a bit of fake tan on for the Villa game then?

Koopakid may have a point, perhaps we should  hire Charlize Theron just to run up and down the touchline during the match.

 

Slump over !

He had a new hairdo and a bit of fake tan on for the Villa game then?

 

Nah the lads won that one for the bantz. 

Clearly she would toss them all off in the showers if we won our game.

Gary Staker stepped in to replace Eva following her departure from first team duties.

It's clearly the only logical explanation to our poor form.

 

Limpness all over. Although I do agree it's the lizard people's fault. Clearly.

Edited November 11, 201510 yr by Valerie

I've heard she was sh*t hot at Fifa, and the lads just couldn't handle the shame of being beaten by a girl.....