You're joking, someone thought they'd help out with updating the forum descriptions, have a read 

I need to edit them before a Google ban wave!

4 minutes ago, Mod Stark said:

You're joking, someone thought they'd help out with updating the forum descriptions, have a read 

I need to edit them before a Google ban wave!

Ha ha, they are much better.....and much more accurate. But possibly more troublesome.

5 hours ago, Mod Stark said:

I think this topic should be the Masters Football of The Shed End, you know, when they wheel all the old boys out once a year!

And when it comes to Bluebeard 'wheel out' is a physical reality.  At his age he must be about as mobile as Roy Castle.

4 hours ago, BlueBeard said:

One tries ones best, moi. I think Loz is still ignoring me since I hammered him at pool in the Clyde Bar a few years back, even though I was dazzled by the lights bouncing off his head. He takes these things to heart sometimes, but hopefully he'll forgive me, that was an excellent evening of beer, chat, beer, pool and beer.

Last time I saw you you were wondering around lost in London asking about a bird called Brenda who would do something you called 'Basting the Beard' - I trust little has changed, you're just doing it on the south coast now.   

p.s.  you forgot getting vomited on by a one year old

4 hours ago, Gem said:

This place hasn’t been able to keep a thread on topic for 15 odd years, good to see nothing’s changed. 

You're right, lobsters are thin on the ground at this time of year.  

4 hours ago, Pauly said:

Well well well. Wellity well well. Wellity well well wellity well well. 

All it took was the public de-pantsing of another Italian to bring you out of hiding. 

THIS WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN. 

Only f**king thing you Italians did for us was give us good biscuit names. Christ, if you married a brickie from Poland you would consider yourself a social climber.

4 hours ago, Pauly said:

Seriously though good riddance to bad rubbish. I hope to see him crushed by Conte next season. 

The last time we will watch Jorghino's impression of a fiat panda trying to get up a slight incline in defensive midfield.

Jorginho is to football what Drogba was to farmers.   Danny Drinkwater was recently asked what Jorginho brought to the team that no other player did and he answer limoncello - and look where that bloody got him.

8 hours ago, Mod Stark said:

I think this topic should be the Masters Football of The Shed End, you know, when they wheel all the old boys out once a year!

Old boys? I resemble that remark!

1 minute ago, geezer said:

Old boys? I resemble that remark!

It's like flies to shit around here.  Hmm...not my finest analogy given that it makes me the shit

bzzzz

welcome back geezer gazza. 

13 minutes ago, geezer said:

Old boys? I resemble that remark!

Be still my beating heart! The Adonis of the Shed End has rematerialised.

And still making the same joke!!!

 

3 minutes ago, coco said:

welcome back geezer gazza. 

Keep this up and we will need to resurrect the Shed End Piss Ups

1 minute ago, moi said:

Be still my beating heart! The Adonis of the Shed End has rematerialised.

And still making the same joke!!!

 

The old ones are the best.

Just now, geezer said:

The old ones are the best.

Indeed I am!!!

9 minutes ago, coco said:

welcome back geezer gazza. 

Thank you. I can't stay for too long because the tablets soon start to wear off

7 minutes ago, loz said:

Keep this up and we will need to resurrect the Shed End Piss Ups

If only I still drank...

4 minutes ago, geezer said:

Thank you. I can't stay for too long because the tablets soon start to wear off

Just use your phone or laptop then..... 

3 minutes ago, geezer said:

If only I still drank...

Better still, I have a crutch to help me back to the hotel whilst I sing songs with the lyrics ''ave a banana' in them.

Great to hear from all these much missed exiles.

Dorset next?

3 hours ago, loz said:

Last time I saw you you were wondering around lost in London asking about a bird called Brenda who would do something you called 'Basting the Beard' - I trust little has changed, you're just doing it on the south coast now.   

p.s.  you forgot getting vomited on by a one year old

Ahh, Brenda, wonder what happened to him? Things are easier on the coast, always had a good time under the pier - till i caught crabs.

I've been vomited on many times, but that was the first by a one-year-old. By the banks of Loch Lomond, too, and me with the hangover from hell! ?

18 minutes ago, Backbiter said:

Great to hear from all these much missed exiles.

Dorset next?

Anything but The Moos!!!

3 hours ago, loz said:

And when it comes to Bluebeard 'wheel out' is a physical reality.  At his age he must be about as mobile as Roy Castle.

You're not far wrong, baldy, I'm 61 now, going on 91. If I was gonna have a race with Roy Castle even I'd put my money on him winning - and he's been dead 25 years

On 17/06/2019 at 12:52, loz said:

Which really shouldn't suprise anyone as it comes just 24 hours after I  sold off my shares in Malboro meaning I lost out on a £3.2m windfall (after commmission).  Seems odd to punt a manager who we replaced once already only to bring him back after Arrizabalaga decided he didn't fancy the job after all.

We could also turn to Gullit rather than ruining Lampard's barely established reputation and I am referring to the chunky monkey who sells other people's stuff on ebay rather than the only persion Shearaer hates more than he hates pauly.  The other option is Jim Davidson which would, at least, provide for some apt entertainment on the tube on for home games in the Champions League. 

 

 

Who are you?

Loz, - Geezer,  and Bluebeard?

 

Who's next that Gay Pirate from down under? Paul? Gee Bee? Priesty? Billy and Lauren? 

 

Is this 2003?