I've always felt a bit sorry for the 'boro fans and the hardships they endure. The 11 month winters. 70's fashion. sh*t football. Ricketts.

Fair play to Boro fans, someone told me when i was 11yo "if you cant win, make sure you sing"

if they were playing rugby they would be winning right now with 3 trys

7 minutes ago, just said:

I've always felt a bit sorry for the 'boro fans and the hardships they endure. The 11 month winters. 70's fashion. sh*t football. Ricketts.

I have milli-seconds of pity like that for supporters of other clubs, especially when they have red kits. It's a mean trick life can play on you. But then I wisen up again and think Nah, f**k 'em.

Edited March 19, 20224 yr by Valerie

lukaku needs to lose weight. i cant believe nobody at the club has demanded that from him

Good for Tuchel. Giving us 20 minutes of the latest Werner comedy special.

Interesting that Kanté has gone to the left of the midfield three, I would have thought Mount would have moved across and Kanté would have slotted in on the right. Possibly to keep an eye on Jones and offer Sarr some support?

Boro supporters copying Palace songs and style, very continental.

i knew werner wasnt going to score because he was onside

Unlucky there - Werner both staying onside and managing to get the header on target clearly took the Boro defence by surprise.

Werner could have competed for that, he's afraid of getting stuck in.

2 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

Interesting that Kanté has gone to the left of the midfield three, I would have thought Mount would have moved across and Kanté would have slotted in on the right. Possibly to keep an eye on Jones and offer Sarr some support?

Kanté can cover both positions simultaneously, he’s basically the football version of Schrödinger’s cat.

I think I would like a third goal. Anyone with me?

Is that Andre the giant marking King Kante ?

epic kante

i knew he wasnt going to score

2 minutes ago, Valerie said:

I think I would like a third goal. Anyone with me?

Timo clearly isn't 

2 minutes ago, Valerie said:

I think I would like a third goal. Anyone with me?

Thanks Val but I'm happy. Werner's first touch is keeping me amused.

the f**k Werner

 

Vale! Almost like Val 

6 minutes ago, Valerie said:

I think I would like a third goal. Anyone with me?

Yes. Vale please. 

Kanté as usual is the greatest human being who ever lived

no yellow

Only fouls now from Boro.

I sure the Boro fans will remember the day Tiago Silva came to town.