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Marc Cucurella

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4 hours ago, dkw said:

Swap c**t for Clown..

That works! 

And I don't believe I just sang London Bridge out loud just now!

🤦‍♂️

Gary Neville is a clown, is a clown, is a clown.

Gary Neville is a clown, 

And Cucurella hates him.

    17 hours ago, Scott Harris said:

    As sh*t as England have been, Guehi and Stones were better than Akanji. I would have had Pickford for best keeper of the tournament too, he made a lot of decent saves, especially in the final.

    England didn’t deserve a single player in the team of the tournament. Walker wasn’t great so no idea how he managed to get in.

    1 hour ago, 19seventyone said:

    England didn’t deserve a single player in the team of the tournament. Walker wasn’t great so no idea how he managed to get in.

    Either his partner or his girlfriend begged them. "It's a penis with a mind of its own, get it away from me, somewhere, anywhere!".

    21 hours ago, bluetrooper said:

    How about to London bridge falling down? 

     

    Gary Neville is a C**t is a C**nt

    Gary Neville is a C**t is a C**nt

    And Cucurella hates him...

     Thoughts? 

    Cucu thinks you're a prick

    You're a prick. You're a prick 

    Cucu thinks you're a prick

    Gary Neville. 

    To be honest, any chant calling Neville a bit*h is fine by me. 

    By the way, does anyone else think the high-pitched squealing and shouting in the BBC studio was a female pundit? I did, turns out Gary Neville is castrated and sings Soprano in the Manchester choir, as demonstrated here.

     

    25 minutes ago, Simplymo said:

    When is he dying his hair red?

     

    https://metro.co.uk/2024/07/11/marc-cucurellas-girlfriend-reveals-chelsea-stars-promise-spain-beat-england-euro-2024-21212027/

     

    https://metro.co.uk/2024/07/12/marc-cucurella-hoping-england-star-stays-bench-euro-2024-final-spain-21219342/?ico=trending-module_tag_marc-cucurella_item-0

    Is there enough red dye in the world?

    I was quite on the fence with respect to him staying or not but after this Euro performance (specially off the pitch!), I'd love him to stay until he retires... He's a good character to have in the team, in my opinion, especially in these days (I hope he can bring some harmony to the group).

    2 hours ago, RMH said:

    I was quite on the fence with respect to him staying or not but after this Euro performance (specially off the pitch!), I'd love him to stay until he retires... He's a good character to have in the team, in my opinion, especially in these days (I hope he can bring some harmony to the group).

    I agree, i liked his interaction with palmer and Alfie in that YouTube vid that chels posted a few months back. And I agree, I can see him in there bringing ppl together. He comes across as someone with a good heart.

     

     

    He does say "bro" a lot though, I mean nearly every sentence. Lol

    Edited by Simplymo

    2 minutes ago, Simplymo said:

    I agree, i liked his interaction with palmer and Alfie in that YouTube vid that chels posted a few months back. And I agree, I can see him in there bringing ppl together. He comes across as someone with a good heart.

    I watched that earlier. Cole's face on the am/pm question was so funny.

    39 minutes ago, CaitlinCFC said:

    I watched that earlier. Cole's face on the am/pm question was so funny.

    Hahaha, ikr...he just froze the poor boy. 100% genuine freeze/pause on his face.

    He kept asking even afterwards...I get a sense he was on Wikipedia or Google straight after though. Hahaha

     

    It was a nice clip...you get an insight too, with all the questions. Like sanchez would miss a grp dinner because he's a petrol head (guessing car related event on at the same time) or stuff like that.

    That was the first and only one I watched about those player cards, I definitely plan on watching the rest.

    1 hour ago, Simplymo said:

    Hahaha, ikr...he just froze the poor boy. 100% genuine freeze/pause on his face.

    He kept asking even afterwards...I get a sense he was on Wikipedia or Google straight after though. Hahaha

    I didn't know it either tbh.

    Dance Dancing GIF by Rosanna Pansino

     

    3 minutes ago, CaitlinCFC said:

    I didn't know it either tbh.

    Dance Dancing GIF by Rosanna Pansino

     

    That's OK, I didn't remember it from my school days either tbh. I did a recap on all that stuff when I got my pilots licence though in my early 20s and I still paused a bit with am. My early 20s was a lifetime ago..😢 

     

    1 hour ago, Simplymo said:

    That's OK, I didn't remember it from my school days either tbh. I did a recap on all that stuff when I got my pilots licence though in my early 20s and I still paused a bit with am. My early 20s was a lifetime ago..😢 

     

    I don't have any of those excuses 😄

    10 minutes ago, CaitlinCFC said:

    I don't have any of those excuses 😄

    All good, I'm just weird tbh, so nothing against you.

    I hate autobiographies and barely read fiction. I spend most of my time reading science journals or tech manuals, etc...

    Dated cabin crew for a while, would only see her 4 times a month for about 48hrs. The moment she slept I read her A380 manual, massive, took a few months to finish. But for me it was nearly as good as being used as a "benefit" (which I also didn't mind tbh, lol)

    On 18/07/2024 at 15:23, Ukraine Bolt said:

    https://news.sky.com/story/gibraltar-accuses-spanish-players-of-hugely-offensive-remarks-during-euro-2024-celebrations-13179007

    It appears poorly thought out football celebrations are going hand in hand this year. 

     

    If they are lucky they can bring down that chippy Cucurella with the dancing hair, and leave Galactico Rodri out of it all. Phew.

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