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Marc Cucurella

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2 minutes ago, El regreso said:

Fairly sure he’s hammer here you got to love the guy!!!🤣🤣

 

 

That's a Spanish free version of the Chelsea chant "Cucu, Cucurella eats paella, Cucu Cucurella drinks Estrella, Haaland tremble Cucurella is coming". :laugh2:

    12 hours ago, just said:

    Well done Kyle Walker.... er.... how the f**k did you get in there?????

    Assumed he'd hosted another sex party when I saw this was the latest comment. 

    12 hours ago, just said:

    Well done Kyle Walker.... er.... how the f**k did you get in there?????

    Some work experience lad mixed up the graphics. Walker was selected as RB in the "Can't Keep It In Their Pants XI".

    4 hours ago, PloKoon13 said:

    f**k off Gary Neville
    He's not on the level
    He needs a gauge that is bevel
    Something something Red Devils

    Gary Neville is a c**t, is a c**t, is a c**t.

    Gary Neville is a c**t, he's a massive c**t.

    And Cucurella hates him....because he's a c**t .

    Just need to work on the tune now.

    21 minutes ago, dkw said:

    Gary Neville is a c**t, is a c**t, is a c**t.

    Gary Neville is a c**t, he's a massive c**t.

    And Cucurella hates him....because he's a c**t .

    Just need to work on the tune now.

    How about to London bridge falling down? 

     

    Gary Neville is a C**t is a C**nt

    Gary Neville is a C**t is a C**nt

    And Cucurella hates him...

     Thoughts? 

    8 minutes ago, bluetrooper said:

    How about to London bridge falling down? 

     

    Gary Neville is a C**t is a C**nt

    Gary Neville is a C**t is a C**nt

    And Cucurella hates him...

     Thoughts? 

    I like it, has a certain je ne sais quoi...

    9 minutes ago, bluetrooper said:

    How about to London bridge falling down? 

     

    Gary Neville is a C**t is a C**nt

    Gary Neville is a C**t is a C**nt

    And Cucurella hates him...

     Thoughts? 

    Remember when away fans used to sing 

    "Stamford Bridge is falling down" x 3 or 4 ...then...

    " Poor old Chelsea"

    Feckers !

    On 16/07/2024 at 17:43, El regreso said:

     

    As sh*t as England have been, Guehi and Stones were better than Akanji. I would have had Pickford for best keeper of the tournament too, he made a lot of decent saves, especially in the final.

    35 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

    As sh*t as England have been, Guehi and Stones were better than Akanji. I would have had Pickford for best keeper of the tournament too, he made a lot of decent saves, especially in the final.

    If England played the modern football they can with the sea of talent Pickford would have been worse choice than Ramsdale. 

    14 hours ago, bluetrooper said:

    How about to London bridge falling down? 

     

    Gary Neville is a C**t is a C**nt

    Gary Neville is a C**t is a C**nt

    And Cucurella hates him...

     Thoughts? 

    Or "Cucurella mocks him" or "dissed him" ?

    2 hours ago, PloKoon13 said:

    Gary Neville's top lip is bereft of hair

    Cucurella has plenty to spare

     

     

    Stuck now, can't think of anything to rhyme with 'pubes'. 

    Cubes? Lubes? Tubes?

    3 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

    Well as a straight man obviously my mind went straight to 'boobs' but I thought it would be gratuitous. 

    You were obviously thinking of man-boobs. Has Neville grown some, by any chance?

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