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Nicolas Jackson - striker

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10 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

Been here for over 12 or 13 years now.....you are preaching to the converted. They all know I am boring, ugly and unfortunately, not double jointed or like Prince in any way..... 😄

Been here 9 years myself and you've never annoyed me before this season, used to think you were a good poster but every single thread gets derailed by a link back to Jackson. Cba.

24 minutes ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

Been here 9 years myself and you've never annoyed me before this season, used to think you were a good poster but every single thread gets derailed by a link back to Jackson. Cba.

I know....the amount of time I waste on this fraud 😄....  He has ruined any semblance of "reputation" I may (or may not!) have had.

Once he has gone, I hope to get back on track....not long to go (in the grand scheme).

7 hours ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

Mate you're boring as f**k now stop @'ing me you weirdo 

Typical behaviour of a bully and online troll. Will disguise as bantz but I know the type.

We just have to sit and take the rubbish as he is getting a pass.

 

8 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

He is utter rubbish. As he showed again yesterday, and last week against man utd, and in the first game of the season against city, and in the match against forest, and in the match against bournemouth.

In all these games he has been absolutely horrendous.

The flip side is that he has had 1 genuinely good performance this season - against west ham. 

He also had a good 20 min spell against newcastle when he put away his tap in well....

that's it. 

What a sh*te perspective.

He scored in all of the league games apart from the ones you mentioned. I get that you hate him. I get that you think he’s sh*te but just picking the games where he failed to score to make a point is just really daft.

Most of our fans would replace him if they had a blank cheque book in hand but your vitriol comes across as bitter and very, very selective. Can we do better than him? Almost definitely but we don’t have that person at the club just now and it’s more likely we sign another striker in the summer rather than January I reckon.

I like him but am absolutely aware he needs to improve but he’s 22 with not a lot of experience. He’s the best option we have and is currently on target to score 20 league goals this season and no matter what you say that would be a quality return. For someone who you say can’t do anything other than run it would suggest your reasoning is pretty flawed.

 

2 hours ago, timetowaste said:

Anyway, reckon there's any change we get a striker in January or are we stuck with Jackson as our main number 9 all season?

There really is a shortage of top strikers in world football at the moment.

Some are unatainable, like Mbappe, Haaland or Kane. Some are nearing the end of their career, like Lewandowski and some like Lautaro Martinez, Gyokeres or Isak would command a mammoth fee probably in the region of 90-100M. 

One of my favourite players is someone that's probably one of the most underrated players in this country and that is Brentford's Bryan Mbuemo. I know he mostly operates on the wing, but Frank's tactics have him like some sort of hybrid winger/striker coming inside from the right and I know he's played a lot as a second striker next to Toney when Brentford was playing a 3-5-2 formation. 

@nonotnowjim How about getting off your high horse and out of your armchair (i doubt that)  and watch Jackson in the flesh (I doubt that) and stop sniping from the sofa (I doubt that ) and buy a ticket (I doubt that) and see that Chelsea fans get behind their players and don't go onto a Chelsea fan forum to become a Lawrence Fox, Katie Hopkins type oh look at me aren't I controversial I've painted myself into a corner and now I have to hate on Jackson even more and piss off everyone else with my hateful bo**ocks are you on Twitter James they would love you on there.

2 hours ago, Dave Ross said:

@nonotnowjim How about getting off your high horse and out of your armchair (i doubt that)  and watch Jackson in the flesh (I doubt that) and stop sniping from the sofa (I doubt that ) and buy a ticket (I doubt that) and see that Chelsea fans get behind their players and don't go onto a Chelsea fan forum to become a Lawrence Fox, Katie Hopkins type oh look at me aren't I controversial I've painted myself into a corner and now I have to hate on Jackson even more and piss off everyone else with my hateful bo**ocks are you on Twitter James they would love you on there.

There has been plenty of instances where this hasn't been the case. There was plenty of booing under Potter, Pochettino and even the first game of the season with Maresca against City. Cucurella, Jorginho, Sturridge, Sterling, they were all famously booed off the pitch by Chelsea fans at the stadium, so let's not pretend that it's only fans on a forum that do it.

3 hours ago, Dave Ross said:

@nonotnowjim How about getting off your high horse and out of your armchair (i doubt that)  and watch Jackson in the flesh (I doubt that) and stop sniping from the sofa (I doubt that ) and buy a ticket (I doubt that) and see that Chelsea fans get behind their players and don't go onto a Chelsea fan forum to become a Lawrence Fox, Katie Hopkins type oh look at me aren't I controversial I've painted myself into a corner and now I have to hate on Jackson even more and piss off everyone else with my hateful bo**ocks are you on Twitter James they would love you on there.

1 full stop. All those words and only 1 full stop. And that came at the end of the mammoth paragraph. What was all that about?

Thanks for your views on what it takes to be a chelsea supporter. Long term season ticket holder and member...so I have been to the bridge more times than I have violated my wife. But alas, work has taken me overseas....and so for now I will remain an armchair supporter. 

1 bloody full stop?!

6 hours ago, abister1 said:

Typical behaviour of a bully and online troll. Will disguise as bantz but I know the type.

We just have to sit and take the rubbish as he is getting a pass.

 

13 years on here, and now, because I happen not to like 1 player, I am a troll.....

You don't have to "sit  and take the rubbish"....unless you are a bin man - in which case you probably do.

If you disagree with me, then debate the point. If you think that the list of games I have given when he was sh*te is wrong - then say so. If you think the list of traits I have given to detail his flaws is wrong - then explain.....

....but do try and stop the crying about bullying and trolls. I have never once asked you for your lunch money - so give it a rest.

 

I assume you don't come back and counter the points - because you can't as there is not much to argue about (He really was abysmal in all those games) - and so you just resort to small boy esque  accusations of bullying. 

Edited by nonotnowjim

10 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

13 years on here, and now, because I happen not to like 1 player, I am a troll.....

You don't have to "sit  and take the rubbish"....unless you are a bin man - in which case you probably do.

If you disagree with me, then debate the point. If you think that the list of games I have given when he was sh*te is wrong - then say so. If you think the list of traits I have given to detail his flaws is wrong - then explain.....

....but do try and stop the crying about bullying and trolls. I have never once asked you for your lunch money - so give it a rest.

 

I assume you don't come back and counter the points - because you can't as there is not much to argue about (He really was abysmal in all those games) - and so you just resort to small boy esque  accusations of bullying. 

Could also just put you on Ignore, is not hard. 

Maybe we need a tutorial for those who find it difficult?

54 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

Could also just put you on Ignore, is not hard. 

Maybe we need a tutorial for those who find it difficult?

He has me on ignore - but still opens all the posts to read anyway! Talk about counter productive!

11 hours ago, timetowaste said:

Anyway, reckon there's any change we get a striker in January or are we stuck with Jackson as our main number 9 all season?

apparently available for £63m in summer but could just pay the £83m release clause now Amorin is gone for Gyokeres, beat everyone to it in January. 

24 minutes ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

apparently available for £63m in summer but could just pay the £83m release clause now Amorin is gone for Gyokeres, beat everyone to it in January. 

That is the move.....get it done

Edited by nonotnowjim

17 hours ago, Mod said:

You're being a bit of a dick now Jim!

I really do worry about our friend sometimes mod.

We need to send Jim on one of those no tech, all zen, vegan crap, meditation holiday "spas", but I'd worry about the other guests from jim.

Or would it be the other way round and one of them making a shiv from a candle or incense sticks and stabbing him. Some of those fkrs are really weird. Too much veg and sh*t gets to them.

 

🤣🤣🤣

Edited by Simplymo

7 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

1 full stop. All those words and only 1 full stop. And that came at the end of the mammoth paragraph. What was all that about?

Thanks for your views on what it takes to be a chelsea supporter. Long term season ticket holder and member...so I have been to the bridge more times than I have violated my wife. But alas, work has taken me overseas....and so for now I will remain an armchair supporter. 

1 bloody full stop?!

Dreadfully sorry about only one full stop James how remiss of me. Going by your user name you haven't as you charmingly put it violated your wife very often. As for being a long term season ticket holder please James that's just not true is it ?. Just looked through your old posts and if you were a season ticket holder it was before 2010 wasn't it Jimmy 😁.

But please inform everyone about when you were a season ticket holder how much it cost and what part of the ground you never know Google might come up trumps for you. We all know Jackson isn't very good we've had a lot worse forwards than him your hatred of him is borderline psychotic.

8 hours ago, Scott Harris said:

There has been plenty of instances where this hasn't been the case. There was plenty of booing under Potter, Pochettino and even the first game of the season with Maresca against City. Cucurella, Jorginho, Sturridge, Sterling, they were all famously booed off the pitch by Chelsea fans at the stadium, so let's not pretend that it's only fans on a forum that do it.

Most of the booing comes from the tourists and if you pay your money you are entitled to react however you want. People walk out of the theatre or pop concerts and films and boo if there isn't an encore at a gig. Why people think football fans have a duty to stay quiet and not show their disapproval is laughable. Fans like you who don't go to matches always slag of match going fans when they make their feelings known or if there's a bad atmosphere at games put your money where your mouth is Scottie and see for yourself.

4 hours ago, Dave Ross said:

A) Dreadfully sorry about only one full stop James how remiss of me.

 

B) We all know Jackson isn't very good

A) I forgive you - but don’t do it again. You are better than that… or should be. A single full stop is only acceptable for small boys. 

B) You are correct - he isn’t very good. He is rubbish. Unfortunately many still seem to be of the opinion that he is the 2nd coming, despite the inept performances we have seen time and time and time and again against City, Forest, Bournemouth, manure and arsenal.

Ps…. Yes, ST holder many moons ago - although as many on here know, I have been overseas, almost continuously since 08, aside from a small time back in Blighty in 2016-17. Thanks for asking.

Edited by nonotnowjim

5 hours ago, Simplymo said:

I really do worry about our friend sometimes mod.

We need to send Jim on one of those no tech, all zen, vegan crap, meditation holiday "spas", but I'd worry about the other guests from jim.

Or would it be the other way round and one of them making a shiv from a candle or incense sticks and stabbing him. Some of those fkrs are really weird. Too much veg and sh*t gets to them.

 

🤣🤣🤣

Sounds like bliss….assuming the wife isn’t allowed to come? In which case the stabbing risk is greatly reduced. 

Hope all good your end!

 

6 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

Sounds like bliss….assuming the wife isn’t allowed to come? In which case the stabbing risk is greatly reduced. 

Hope all good your end!

No way this is all from the mrs! She like the others would have muted you by now too. 😝😂

Anyway just had this thought you're the reason the world ends.

Wasn't there a zombie show on sky but it was from fungi and not a virus.

You go to that "spa", piss them all off and that's it, those mushroom eating hippies fk us all!

17 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

Sounds like bliss….assuming the wife isn’t allowed to come? In which case the stabbing risk is greatly reduced. 

Hope all good your end!

Hmm, very clever @Simplymo. It's really a Nico Jackson conversion camp and Jim is going to come back admitting his deeply held love of all things Nico right?

 

Its A Trap GIF by Star Wars

1 minute ago, axman2526 said:

Hmm, very clever @Simplymo. It's really a Nico Jackson conversion camp and Jim is going to come back admitting his deeply held love of all things Nico right?

 

Its A Trap GIF by Star Wars

Ffs! At least wait till he gets there and is inside the extremely high walled compound of the looney bin!

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