1 hour ago, Dave Ross said:

A Dundee diehard who follows another club obviously not that die hard I've supported Chelsea through thick and extremely thin did I meet a couple of Morton fans on holiday and think yes I'll support them as well err no I didn't. But I've no idea why would you would want to is support the right word an English team who play regularly in Europe instead of going to Cowdenbeath away tough choice old chap.

Your love for Chelsea is it love your a Dundee fan so affection maybe yes but love I don't think so Hamish. I do love Scottish football though where the two top teams have dominated since the year dot apart from Aberdeen under Fergie and not forgetting my beloved Dundee United what a team they were in the mid 80's. Yes Scottish football where the two biggest clubs one sing about the IRA and Palestine and have Irish flags everywhere and the other sing about the British monarchy and a Dutch king and have union jacks everywhere both don't don't give a toss about the country they live in. 

Do you remember a few years ago when their was talk well not in England of Celtic and Rangers joining the English Premier League God I wish that happened the police up and down the country certainly did all those kilt wearing tartan bitter drinking throwbacks pissed up even before they left the train station or got on the coach and singing those delightful sectarian songs it's exactly what English football has been missing. 

So summing up Hamish Dundee the cake, the Beano, marmalade and the great Bob Servant so no wonder you latched onto an English team and @nonotnowjim I asked him when he had his season ticket what year and he never answered a bloke who's so forth-right in his opinions has no recollection when he was a season ticket holder he says before 2003 which would have made him 21 pretty dubious who could afford a season ticket so young oh sorry I forgot I'm talking to a Dundee fan.

Quality reply Dave.

i guess you’ll just never understand and that hurts Dave…… that hurts.

The fact you’ve put me in my place has crushed my spirit. To find I’ve been firmly put in my place by a Dundee Utd fan has compounded this misery to the point of crying into my sporran and binging on deep fried haggis.

I’m off to invade Derby. Freedommmmmmmmmm!

On 13/11/2024 at 08:58, Dave Ross said:

And hello to you @just do you mind if I call you Justin you can call me David if you like I don't mind. David and Justin whatever happened to footballers with names like Colin, Malcolm, Trevor or Justin like Justin Fashanu were you a fan of his I was !. Thank you for your Chelsea life story it was an engrossing read you seem like me to be an elderly chap I like that us old Chelsea boys must stick together.

What have you got against our Spanish friend Rafa yes he was rather rotund but it was a difficult job he had and of course we had that night in Amsterdam did you not go you would have enjoyed it Justin it has quite the nightlife even for old codgers like us. I used to have a ticket in the middle of the East Stand very near Dickie and Ken Bates or Master Bates as we used to call him cuddly Ken didn't like that !.

So in summing up I hope to hear more from you Justie and I agree about Jackson although he is a converted winger only played  a dozen or so games in Spain as a centre forward. So of course it would take a young guy playing in the hardest league in the world time to adapt if we had a decent centre forward last season he would have been a back up and not a first choice centre forward he needs to be dropped for Nkunku asap. What do you think Justin ?.

                                     

Claiming to be Chelsea's number one fan and questioning why someone wouldn't like Rafa? I think we've found the real imposter here.. 

Show us your passport, every season ticket from the last 40 years, mother's maiden name, family pet named after any Chelsea player past or present and a picture of your Chelsea bed sheets right now. 

11 hours ago, Dave Ross said:

 

So summing up Hamish Dundee the cake, the Beano, marmalade and the great Bob Servant so no wonder you latched onto an English team and @nonotnowjim I asked him when he had his season ticket what year and he never answered a bloke who's so forth-right in his opinions has no recollection when he was a season ticket holder he says before 2003 which would have made him 21 pretty dubious who could afford a season ticket so young oh sorry I forgot I'm talking to a Dundee fan.

Your lack of punctuation makes the waffle quite unreadable....

For what it's worth, I never said I had no recollection of when I was a season ticket holder. I simply said I don't need to justify it or explain to you. I stand by that. 

I also acknowledged that I was lucky to have had one as a lad (Chelsea family), something that I kept that going myself into adulthood. It is you who imposed views and judgement about who is old enough to afford one.....or not.

You are free to continue making judgements about what my (and others) socio-economic circumstances permit me to do....but it doesn't make you right. 

Edited November 18, 20241 yr by nonotnowjim

@nonotnowjim i honestly can't believe someone has managed to be more unbearable than you in this thread

2 hours ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

picture of your Chelsea bed sheets right now. 

then a picture of them with a UV light on them....

6 minutes ago, dkw said:

then a picture of them with a UV light on them....

I don't want to see that!

Lol

13 hours ago, Dave Ross said:

Justie how are you that's a hell of a name you have a real mouthful your not a man of the cloth are you are you oh God are you Justin Welby ?. There's a chap on Instagram called the Archbishop of Banterbury is that you Justin you are so full of bantz you missed your calling forget the church you could have been another Bobby Davro or Joe Pasquale a real comedy legend there's no beginning to your wit.

As for King Kerry he wasn't as talented as my namesake Dave Mitchell what a player he was he couldn't trap a dead mouse never mind a football. Hope to speak to you again Justin love you .

Cubano .... is that you

 

(if its not this will make no sence, and its not an insult)

2 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

Your lack of punctuation makes the waffle quite unreadable....

It's art! Somehow combines an intense stream of consciousness with observations/insults he's obviously put quite a bit of thought into. It's like reading McCarthy without the gore. 

5 hours ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

@nonotnowjim i honestly can't believe someone has managed to be more unbearable than you in this thread

🥰

3 hours ago, PloKoon13 said:

It's art! Somehow combines an intense stream of consciousness with observations/insults he's obviously put quite a bit of thought into. It's like reading McCarthy without the gore. 

I absolutely understand why you would be enjoying McCarthy's book....Jen-X is a cracking read.... but why was Al Gore not there?

 

Edited November 18, 20241 yr by nonotnowjim

On 12/11/2024 at 02:40, nonotnowjim said:

13 years on here, and now, because I happen not to like 1 player, I am a troll.....

You don't have to "sit  and take the rubbish"....unless you are a bin man - in which case you probably do.

If you disagree with me, then debate the point. If you think that the list of games I have given when he was sh*te is wrong - then say so. If you think the list of traits I have given to detail his flaws is wrong - then explain.....

....but do try and stop the crying about bullying and trolls. I have never once asked you for your lunch money - so give it a rest.

 

I assume you don't come back and counter the points - because you can't as there is not much to argue about (He really was abysmal in all those games) - and so you just resort to small boy esque  accusations of bullying. 

You gotta admit that this thread has improved no end since that Dave Ross chap joined .

Brilliant attack and counter attack in play , very entertaining all round.

Thanks guys 

Edited November 18, 20241 yr by The Rising Sun
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17 minutes ago, The Rising Sun said:

You gotta admit that this thread has improved no end since that Dave Ross chap joined .

Brilliant attack and counter attack in play , very entertaining all round.

Thanks guys 

Let's see if normal business is resumed once we actually have some games again... If I know Jackson (and I dont want to!) then I imagine it will. A) He will continue to be rubbish; B) I will continue to hate the fraud; and C) This is my go to place to vent about his rubbish fraudster'ness.

So yep - it's been quiet this week, but then, international weeks usually are.... whether Davy boy is around or not....

23 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

Let's see if normal business is resumed once we actually have some games again... If I know Jackson (and I dont want to!) then I imagine it will. A) He will continue to be rubbish; B) I will continue to hate the fraud; and C) This is my go to place to vent about his rubbish fraudster'ness.

So yep - it's been quiet this week, but then, international weeks usually are.... whether Davy boy is around or not....

Actually I used to dislike your stuff about Jacko, but I recognise now that he is just a pantomime villain in your eyes. And you avoid criticism of others who are worthy of it to maintain the fiction 

And don't say he isn't because "oh yes he is" !

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3 hours ago, The Rising Sun said:

Actually I used to dislike your stuff about Jacko, but I recognise now that he is just a pantomime villain in your eyes. And you avoid criticism of others who are worthy of it to maintain the fiction 

And don't say he isn't because "oh yes he is" !

I love this and nobody can deny it makes total sense. Well done mate, you finally cracked it.

21 hours ago, theGreenBaron said:

Cubano .... is that you

 

(if its not this will make no sence, and its not an insult)

@nonotnowjim will be crying salty tears over the way you spelt sense old chap. It's a common theme on football forums it's not about the passion for your club it's the lack of punctuation and poor grammar that really irks football fans.

On 18/11/2024 at 09:58, Ukraine Bolt said:

Claiming to be Chelsea's number one fan and questioning why someone wouldn't like Rafa? I think we've found the real imposter here.. 

Show us your passport, every season ticket from the last 40 years, mother's maiden name, family pet named after any Chelsea player past or present and a picture of your Chelsea bed sheets right now. 

The Benitez comment was tongue in cheek but obviously sorry obvs went over your head. Hope this photo will suffice I used to have a bigger collection but stopped buying them and moving house some were left behind etc. The ticket stubs a pub I used to drink in mid 90's had a display where punters who had gone to football or gigs would put them on display. That's what our generation did we went to football our local club or at least fairly local we went to gigs and raves all in one day now it's watch football online, meet women online talk to friends online.

@Valerie fair play to her is an overseas fan and she's been to Stamford Bridge more times than the vast majority of English/ British fans on here she walks the walk and doesn't just talk the talk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why just not use your Bluehaze account?

17 hours ago, The Rising Sun said:

You don't have to "sit  and take the rubbish"....unless you are a bin man - in which case you probably do.

Ladies and gentlemen I give you the wit and wonderful wordplay of @nonotnowjim it's almost like Alan Bennett has joined the forum. Binman is one word James and has a capital B.

24 minutes ago, Dave Ross said:

The Benitez comment was tongue in cheek but obviously sorry obvs went over your head. Hope this photo will suffice I used to have a bigger collection but stopped buying them and moving house some were left behind etc. The ticket stubs a pub I used to drink in mid 90's had a display where punters who had gone to football or gigs would put them on display. That's what our generation did we went to football our local club or at least fairly local we went to gigs and raves all in one day now it's watch football online, meet women online talk to friends online.

@Valerie fair play to her is an overseas fan and she's been to Stamford Bridge more times than the vast majority of English/ British fans on here she walks the walk and doesn't just talk the talk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe you should modernise so you don't get left in the past.

For example, in this day and age no one cares about how many pieces of paper some random coffin dodger has from games in the 70's to prove their loyalty. You just sound like a weirdo. 

The joys of international breaks...

54 minutes ago, Dave Ross said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nice collection…. You old hoarder 😉

50 minutes ago, Dave Ross said:

Ladies and gentlemen I give you the wit and wonderful wordplay of @nonotnowjim it's almost like Alan Bennett has joined the forum. Binman is one word James and has a capital B.

Bang to rights…..

Anyway, back on topic…No more distractions please. I need all my energy to ‘keep on keeping on’ about Wacko the Donkey Fraud

1 hour ago, Mod said:

Why just not use your Bluehaze account?

Why do weirdos do this, its so odd. At least this one didnt have a conversation with himself, like we have seen in the past 😅

33 minutes ago, dkw said:

Why do weirdos do this, its so odd. At least this one didnt have a conversation with himself, like we have seen in the past 😅

Ha who did that, was it USATim?

2 hours ago, Mod said:

Ha who did that, was it USATim?

I cant remember, it might have been him, had some mysterious new user who fully agreed with him. So f**king odd.