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Nicolas Jackson - striker

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21 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

Look forward to you calling out those who think it is ok to abuse/name call fellow shed end members who contribute to the running and community of this forum.

When Jackson is a poster on this forum, I will stop calling him a useless c**t.

I don't have an issue with you name calling, i have an issue with you doing it then crying like a little baby when someone does it back to you.

28 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

yep - cracking goal scorer. 1 premier league goal in 7 months. since early December.

Who? Palmer?

8 minutes ago, Clown Lake said:

You are complaining about his name calling but you do the same to me, including calling me other users because my opinion is different to yours. You abuse EVERYONE who does not have the same opinion as you, how shameless of you to come at him with this victim mentality? 🤮

No way you're still crying about me ha ha ha.

Show me where i name called you, or DM like you did last time then never reply once i respond. I know the line between disagreeing with someone and outright abusing them, I'm sorry you aren't emotionally developed enough not to be not get upset by a standard disagreement.

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Just now, Ukraine Bolt said:

No way you're still crying about me ha ha ha.

Show me where i name called you, or DM like you did last time then never reply once i respond. I know the line between disagreeing with someone and outright abusing them, I'm sorry you aren't emotionally developed enough not to be not get upset by a standard disagreement.

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You've asked questions like this before, go read what you write mate before you come at someone else. Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house, friend.

1 minute ago, Clown Lake said:

You've asked questions like this before, go read what you write mate before you come at someone else. Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house, friend.

I'll wait for the example, DM's always open x

6 minutes ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

I don't have an issue with you name calling, i have an issue with you doing it then crying like a little baby when someone does it back to you.

Nobody is crying - but I don't think the name-calling of other members of our community, some of whom contribute to the running of the forum, is needed. I don't think name-calling is needed, however much you (not you directly, but anyone) may disagree with me or be a fanboy of Jackson.

When Jacko the Fraudulent Donkey c**t comes on here and joins the Shed End community - I will stop calling him names, and simply stick to the facts (Pointing out he is sh*t at football).

12 minutes ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

I'll wait for the example, DM's always open x

Just a random one from the last gameday thread.... there are plenty abusive just in the diabolical directors thread alone where you and your posse of sheep come in to attack myself and others who have different opinions. You went from calling me GPT, to bluehazed, to Evissy and can't recall other poster you claimed I was. All to throw shade at me for having a different opinion to yours.

"Ukraine Bolt

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Friday at 16:45

You still crying? Clown by name, clown by nature. Leave these conversations to the adults x"

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2 minutes ago, Sconnie Blue said:

So a week without scoring is a streaky player. Good to know every striker in the history of the sport are streaky players.

Generally speaking, in most normal understanding of the term, a streaky player is someone who scores in bursts, then goes on a bit of a dry spell. Scoring in a couple of consecutive matches (a hot streak) and then going a few games without scoring (a cold streak).

Lukaku was a good example (not necessarily for us!) - where he would go on a good run of 7 or 8 goals across 5 games, then not score for another month or so. Giroud was another. Javier Hernandez was another who comes to mind (dont know why!) who used to score in bunches, but could never do it consistently.

It's not about going 8 months with just a single league goal.

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A dark day in the history of this club.

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2 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

Generally speaking, in most normal understanding of the term, a streaky player is someone who scores in bursts, then goes on a bit of a dry spell. Scoring in a couple of consecutive matches (a hot streak) and then going a few games without scoring (a cold streak).

Lukaku was a good example (not necessarily for us!) - where he would go on a good run of 7 or 8 goals across 5 games, then not score for another month or so. Giroud was another. Javier Hernandez was another who comes to mind (dont know why!) who used to score in bunches, but could never do it consistently.

It's not about going 8 months with just a single league goal.

Where are you getting 8 months lol. He didn’t score for 5 months and 2 of those months he was out injured.

Having a period of high output followed by an equal period of low output is the very definition of a streaky player.

10 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

Nobody is crying - but I don't think the name-calling of other members of our community, some of whom contribute to the running of the forum, is needed. I don't think name-calling is needed, however much you (not you directly, but anyone) may disagree with me or be a fanboy of Jackson.

When Jacko the Fraudulent Donkey c**t comes on here and joins the Shed End community - I will stop calling him names, and simply stick to the facts (Pointing out he is sh*t at football).

You donating a few quid to the forum doesn't make you exempt from criticism, if you want to call names you can receive it too. Or stop the name calling and then you'll have a leg to stand on.

1 minute ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

You donating a few quid to the forum doesn't make you exempt from criticism, if you want to call names you can receive it too. Or stop the name calling and then you'll have a leg to stand on.

I love this! Please take your own advice in the future friend, we would be happy posters and feeling welcomed to the forum ❤️

50 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

A few games? Jacksons current tally is 1 in almost 8 months!

Take out Delaps penalties and their goal record is about the same.But I can't ignore the fact that Jacko has a lot more chances. .

Can't see Liam as a goalscorer in their last 7 or so games either. Probably because Ipswich failed to score in all but one of them .

I like Delap, hope he does well for us.

7 minutes ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Where are you getting 8 months lol. He didn’t score for 5 months and 2 of those months he was out injured.

Having a period of high output followed by an equal period of low output is the very definition of a streaky player.

He has scored 1 premier league goal since around 10-15th December...

Edited by nonotnowjim

17 minutes ago, Clown Lake said:

Just a random one from the last gameday thread.... there are plenty abusive just in the diabolical directors thread alone where you and your posse of sheep come in to attack myself and others who have different opinions. You went from calling me GPT, to bluehazed, to Evissy and can't recall other poster you claimed I was. All to throw shade at me for having a different opinion to yours.

"Ukraine Bolt

Members

  • RLC Fan Club Founder. Clown Lake translator and interpreter.

Friday at 16:45

You still crying? Clown by name, clown by nature. Leave these conversations to the adults x"

I don't wish to be pedantic but isn't it a flock? Possibly a drove?

1 hour ago, dermott said:

Flock or herd depending on context. Be pedantic! Lift the quality of posting around here.

Jesus christ, talk about a difficult job. Give him something a bit easier to do like pull the moon down....

2 hours ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

I don't have an issue with you name calling, i have an issue with you doing it then crying like a little baby when someone does it back to you.

Who? Palmer?

How Dare you use Palmer to try and make Jackson look not quite so sh*t (even if it was in jest)!!

Shame on you!

9 minutes ago, dkw said:

Jesus christ, talk about a difficult job. Give him something a bit easier to do like pull the moon down....

The quality of posting got a bit better towards the end of last season - the Newcastle red really helped make the offenders - including those in the cartel - start to change their tune and advocate for change.

Unfortunately though it seems as if absence really does make the heart grow fonder - because they seem to be creeping back, and once again slowly trying to get in little snippets of arguments here and there to try and convince that Nico is actually a half decent footballer... with the quality of the thread once again crashing.

When will everyone learn that this thread is a much happier place when we all unite and agree that HE IS RUBBISH.

5 hours ago, UK CFC LDN said:

He is without a shadow of a doubt the worst striker we have ever had pass through the club.

Has me yearning for the days of Kezman or Pato, even Falcao!

THIS is the good stuff. A much more constructive and accurate post. Cartel take note!

3 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

He has scored 1 premier league goal since around 10-15th December...

That's a terrible record.

I bet Delap scored loads more goals from open play in the season than Jacko.did .

Can't find the stats on it. Do you know how many it was Jimbo ?

Edited by The Rising Sun
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For arguments sake, Nicholas Jackson is essentially Theo Robinson but has managed to swindle a move to a big club, perhaps with the use of AI for the scouting video.

There are 0 positives to his game. When you have the intelligence and vision of Palmer, Enzo & Moi being absolutely wasted cos this cretin is too busy sulking or throwing elbows like a deranged lunatic

Cannot wait to see him out the club.

#InJimWeTrust

2 hours ago, dkw said:

Jesus Christ, talk about a difficult job. Give him something a bit easier to do like pull the moon down....

Pedantry incoming. Lazy capitalisation.

Edited by dermott

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