Similar to Eghbali’s erections, my excitement for matchdays is a thing of the past.

we are going to loose with this team. Big time

The state of that team LMAO

If that XI scores a goal it'll be a miracle.

WTF?

Ehgbali has lost the plot with that team

Is Cucurella playing LW?

Just now, Caps_Lock_King said:

Is Cucurella playing LW?

Neto, Cucurella, and Delap our attack lmao.

3bn spent 🤣

Great opportunity for the Brighton players and manager tonight, play well and there's like a 40% chance they'll be getting paid twice as much playing for Chelsea next season.

Just now, PloKoon13 said:

Great opportunity for the Brighton players and manager tonight, play well and there's like a 40% chance they'll be getting paid twice as much playing for Chelsea next season.

Is that really a great chance?😂

4 minutes ago, Caps_Lock_King said:

WTF?

Ehgbali has lost the plot with that team

It's the internal solutions they told Maresca to use.

The last time we lost five in a row without scoring was in 1912 when the titanic sank, apparently.

1993 for the last time we lost five in a row under Glenn Hoddle.

This is just getting daft now! How can they have spent so much money and leave us with that team. Fair to say I won’t be watching this evening.

5 minutes ago, charierre said:

Is that really a great chance?😂

Disgusting team that fully expecting a 3-0 loss here

two attacking players is ridiculous. One of them has been sh*te all season, the other is mediocre at best.

19 minutes ago, OTL said:

£1 billion spent and that’s our team for FFS

Liquidate us already.

1 hour ago, KonaKai Blue said:

All them names and barely a sniff of a confident goal scorer in that lineup.

I have Cucurella as my predicted goal scorer. 2-1 loss mind you

Some key players missing, but that starting 11 and bench is grim.

Unless he's doing something bizarre like putting Cucurella in midfield or on the wing, I assume that's a back three with Gusto and Cucurella as wing-backs, with Enzo and Neto behind Delap. Really shouldn't play a back three and not start Acheampong on the right of the three though.

Pretty hilarious sign of how much everyone at the club hates Garnacho: he still doesn't get a start despite being one of only three fit senior attacking players and we haven't scored for four games in the league.

I’ll be watching.

Not expecting much. Maybe a goal if luck goes our way… ball might ricochet off Delap’s arse and sneak in.

How did things go bad after spending 3b? Honestly impressive at this point.

I know I shouldn’t waste my time watching the game but… I can’t help it. Starting to think I actually enjoy the suffering.

Not sure if the starting team or the bench is more depressing...

Fernandez back as captain then ... SIGH ...

The attacking options from the bench are tragic

Garnacho confidence and form are shot. Guiu hasnt seen daylight or a football for ages. Derry ah lets pile the pressure and responsibility on young Jessie.

Why worry Delap will run Brighton ragged with goals a plenty before these poor souls enter the field of play.

Edited April 21Apr 21 by OTL