Come on Chelsea!

BlueCo Out!

4 minutes ago, just said:

What I am saying is you need to get the wife and kids together, put some saucepans on your heads, and hide under the dining room table before the nukes start falling.

Hmm, could use the saucepans outside see what we can catch.

Just got here from the women’s match - has @Valerie got ice cream?!?!

Wait, Pete’s back?

1 minute ago, axman2526 said:

Hmm, could use the saucepans outside see what we can catch.

Radiation sickness probably.

Sanchez embracing his inner Petr Cech today then !

Just now, just said:

Radiation sickness probably.

1 minute ago, Munkunku said:

Wait, Pete’s back?

Sadly not...

1 minute ago, Munkunku said:

Just got here from the women’s match - has @Valerie got ice cream?!?!

1 minute ago, Munkunku said:

Just got here from the women’s match - has @Valerie got ice cream?!?!

Dunno but she's got a nice shiny balcony😆

The pitch seems slow

How does Enzo mess up that pass oh nvm

Cucurella looks tired.

1 minute ago, Scott Harris said:

Cucurella looks tired.

Nunes is no Curtis Jones.

3 minutes ago, BewareoftheDrog said:

Dunno but she's got a nice shiny balcony😆

@Valerie is currently cleaning my balcony. Not a euphemism.

Very cautious start

Darren England in charge…

What has he been involved with lately?

Oh yes, the referee who cost City the league, stand by for him to try and even it up

4 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

Cucurella looks tired.

Know how he feels.

9 minutes ago, Munkunku said:

Just got here from the women’s match - has @Valerie got ice cream?!?!

No. I have Aperol. After we concede the second goal, I will pop out to the supermarket for a tub or two.

There's a certain inevitability about this....

1 minute ago, Valerie said:

No. I have Aperol. After we concede the second goal, I will pop out to the supermarket for a tub or two.

1 minute ago, Valerie said:

No. I have Aperol. After we concede the second goal, I will pop out to the supermarket for a tub or two.

spritzer?

This has been a really sh*t start.

Playing like such a small club

Reform UK have stated in their party manifesto, that should they win the next general election, they will repeal the long-standing FA rule, (in force since 1902), that referees can only officate one FA Cup Final in their careers. Nigel Farage has said he wants Darren England to referee every cup final until he retires. And also, the UK Snooker Championship final.

6 minutes ago, dermott said:

@Valerie is currently cleaning my balcony. Not a euphemism.

I can never catch a break, can I 😡

Just now, Scott Harris said:

This has been a really sh*t start.

Agreed. I've been reduced to trying to find out where Pep buys his turtlenecks ...