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Ashley Cole: what a tool.


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As much as I am not keen on Cole I think maybe we need to have a little perspective on this one - the perspective being 'it's a kiss and tell in The Sun', that being a pseudonym for 'total b*ll*cks'

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As much as I am not keen on Cole I think maybe we need to have a little perspective on this one - the perspective being 'it's a kiss and tell in The Sun', that being a pseudonym for 'total b*ll*cks'

Yeah, I'm inclined to believe it's a load of bullsh*t to be honest, I meant to write that in my original post but I was pushed for time this morning. Here's a picture of Ashley's wife looking filthy to make amends.

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Another classy piece of journalism from the Soaraway Sun. Little details like the spanking leaving a mark of his ring on her buttocks. Gives new meaning to the term ringpiece.

I like the image of him beavering away with his little tool only pausing for the occasional puke.

Sums him up for me.

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But it was a big mistake and I regret it. I feel so sorry for Cheryl. I’d drunk too much and went along with what he wanted. Now I feel really guilty. She should know what he’s really like.

Yes of course she regretted it. She regretted it so much she sold the story to the S*n for every penny she could get her greedy stinking f**king whore's hands on.

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After just first two words of this "article" I started laughing!! "Pretty blonde"?????? Where is that prettiness?? Maybe for Avram Grant or extremely pissed Cashley...but, she's as ugly as an Orc! nono.gif !!

p.s. Don't mind Cashley being on the sidelines now...Bridgey was always my favorite one!!! ::Scalf::

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Ashley Cole epitimises everything wrong with the modern-day footballer.

The 'bling bling' lifestyle

The semi famous talentless girlfriend

Left his boyhood club for arch rivals over money

AND The ignorance to keep screwing it up..........

I'd prefer a leftback who plays computer games dressed as a storm-trooper over this little prick anyday.......

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I have to say a few things here;

1. For all women who desperately chase after footballer playboys and Gucci accessories, well, you are twats. This is what happens. No-one gives a f**k about you. You are just another number, and for Cheryl Cole, well, I hope you do leave him because the guy is a top w**ker, but as we all know, you probably wont, because ‘you love him’ and ‘he would’nt do anything like that’..

No. Of course not.

2. And for Ashley Cole; You should know better.

Again, you probably don’t give a f**k because you are under some sort of illusion that you are 50 Cent or Snoop Dogg, which means that you make your own rules; but you’re not. You are just an over-rated footballer, who think’s faaaaaar too highly of himself. EVERYONE thinks you’re a c**t.

3. Oh, and one last thing; If indeed you didn’t use a condom, because ‘You don’t do that sh*t’, then, I hope you get knob rot. A really farking horrible version.

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The nation and more knows this paper talks crap, but yet many buy it everyday, and many believe every story printed.

Look at the state of that? Would you, with Cheryl at home?

Just another bint with money for nothing, with a friend at The Sun.

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I thought The Sun et al broke the 'exclusive shock horror' stories that he was gay, and now all of a sudden he is a lecherous womaniser...

I don't like the bloke, but this, like 99% of what they write, is clearly b*llocks. If it sells papers, which this has, they will print it, regardless of whether it makes any sense at all.

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I thought The Sun et al broke the 'exclusive shock horror' stories that he was gay, and now all of a sudden he is a lecherous womaniser...

I don't like the bloke, but this, like 99% of what they write, is clearly b*llocks. If it sells papers, which this has, they will print it, regardless of whether it makes any sense at all.

Be intresting to see if he sues ? If he doesn't then he is bang to rights .

He can't have paid Max Clifford enough for this to be printed

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