sweet waffle Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Talk about going down a division. [iframe:1mi7l2cn]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article725180.ece[/iframe:1mi7l2cn] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 He is a real man.... it is not quality it is quantity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjd Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 VOMITED in a girl’s car — then said she should feel “privileged”; id be lying if i said i didnt snigger at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 She forgot to say that ...... After 20 minutes of huffing & puffing she realised she had made the wrong decision...... and phoned Bridgey up as a replacement ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brit Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 can I just repeat what a great business deal we did when we paid £5m and sent gallas to n. london to get this idiot...can grant please make bridge first choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loz Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 As much as I am not keen on Cole I think maybe we need to have a little perspective on this one - the perspective being 'it's a kiss and tell in The Sun', that being a pseudonym for 'total b*ll*cks' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonetti Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 He might be a tool but thats got nothing to do with the bolox on the Sun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet waffle Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 As much as I am not keen on Cole I think maybe we need to have a little perspective on this one - the perspective being 'it's a kiss and tell in The Sun', that being a pseudonym for 'total b*ll*cks' Yeah, I'm inclined to believe it's a load of bullsh*t to be honest, I meant to write that in my original post but I was pushed for time this morning. Here's a picture of Ashley's wife looking filthy to make amends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Another classy piece of journalism from the Soaraway Sun. Little details like the spanking leaving a mark of his ring on her buttocks. Gives new meaning to the term ringpiece. I like the image of him beavering away with his little tool only pausing for the occasional puke. Sums him up for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brian M Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 I don't want to be the one to point this out, but...he doesn't have any hair...let alone the need to see a hairdresser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofty Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 But it was a big mistake and I regret it. I feel so sorry for Cheryl. I’d drunk too much and went along with what he wanted. Now I feel really guilty. She should know what he’s really like. Yes of course she regretted it. She regretted it so much she sold the story to the S*n for every penny she could get her greedy stinking f**king whore's hands on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimboola69 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 ...not that he's gay of course....oh no!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreadis Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 After just first two words of this "article" I started laughing!! "Pretty blonde"?????? Where is that prettiness?? Maybe for Avram Grant or extremely pissed Cashley...but, she's as ugly as an Orc! !! p.s. Don't mind Cashley being on the sidelines now...Bridgey was always my favorite one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brit Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 this is an embarassment to the club....the extent of the coverage means they will get monster sued if it's not true...therefore... question is should we sell this idiot in the summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUENUT Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Ashley Cole epitimises everything wrong with the modern-day footballer. The 'bling bling' lifestyle The semi famous talentless girlfriend Left his boyhood club for arch rivals over money AND The ignorance to keep screwing it up.......... I'd prefer a leftback who plays computer games dressed as a storm-trooper over this little prick anyday....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maksimov Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I'd prefer a leftback who plays computer games dressed as a storm-trooper over this little prick anyday....... Wayne Bridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUENUT Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 At least he'll keep his helmet out of trouble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I have to say a few things here; 1. For all women who desperately chase after footballer playboys and Gucci accessories, well, you are twats. This is what happens. No-one gives a f**k about you. You are just another number, and for Cheryl Cole, well, I hope you do leave him because the guy is a top w**ker, but as we all know, you probably wont, because ‘you love him’ and ‘he would’nt do anything like that’.. No. Of course not. 2. And for Ashley Cole; You should know better. Again, you probably don’t give a f**k because you are under some sort of illusion that you are 50 Cent or Snoop Dogg, which means that you make your own rules; but you’re not. You are just an over-rated footballer, who think’s faaaaaar too highly of himself. EVERYONE thinks you’re a c**t. 3. Oh, and one last thing; If indeed you didn’t use a condom, because ‘You don’t do that sh*t’, then, I hope you get knob rot. A really farking horrible version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonetti Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 3. Oh, and one last thing; If indeed you didn’t use a condom, because ‘You don’t do that sh*t’, then, I hope you get knob rot. A really f**king horrible version. That is, unless Bridgey is injured and we need a back stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Power Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 i can honestly say that ashley cole is the only chelsea player i have ever disliked, even without this story he is just a total f**king w**ker damn fine wife tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mod Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 The nation and more knows this paper talks crap, but yet many buy it everyday, and many believe every story printed. Look at the state of that? Would you, with Cheryl at home? Just another bint with money for nothing, with a friend at The Sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I thought The Sun et al broke the 'exclusive shock horror' stories that he was gay, and now all of a sudden he is a lecherous womaniser... I don't like the bloke, but this, like 99% of what they write, is clearly b*llocks. If it sells papers, which this has, they will print it, regardless of whether it makes any sense at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea Bar Boy Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I thought The Sun et al broke the 'exclusive shock horror' stories that he was gay, and now all of a sudden he is a lecherous womaniser...I don't like the bloke, but this, like 99% of what they write, is clearly b*llocks. If it sells papers, which this has, they will print it, regardless of whether it makes any sense at all. Be intresting to see if he sues ? If he doesn't then he is bang to rights . He can't have paid Max Clifford enough for this to be printed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUENUT Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Look at the state of that? Would you, with Cheryl at home? That's a fairly obvious answer, but the question is........would Ashley? I wouldn't stick a phone up my arse either....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 The Sun talk bollox. We know this. However, she must have an awful lot of front to go to the papers with this, if untrue. The legal team that he could afford, could do alot of damage, if needed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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