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Can we please stick to English!

If Ash got injured it would be handy to have someone slot straight in and not need a few games to adjust to the speed of the PL, also Ash has looked a bit out of sorts for a while.

Totally random fact, Clint Eastwood is exactly 30 years older than me, and I smoke cheroots.

Chalk up another for Ramires, winner by a clear length, Sturridge and Mata fighting neck and neck for second.

Just about what you'd expect - a load of sh*te.

Glad it's finally sorted!

How to make a guitar scream

Still makes me chuckle when I think of Robben stitching Reina up!

welcome, lots of NI brethren here to make you feel at home!

Not a random rumour then.

Is this a pukka rumour or just one that you're starting?

Like the sound of it, heard f'k all.

Eh?

Welcome to the site, just remember that everyone has an opinion and they're no more or less important than yours. Stay positive, Think I've just realised the upper age limit for emoticon use!

I'm gonna nick this one and pretend it's mine!!

Seconded, good luck and all the best!

That's a difficult point to prove, if reading the play is about affecting the game in a positive way, I'd disagree with you.

Best baby gadget we had was a dalek shaped object that sat on the floor, with a flip top you opened to stick dirty nappies into, you then turned the top round and the nappy was wrapped in a plastic sheath kind of like a sausage, you then pushed the sausage into the bottom container of the device and you're ready to start again. The only problem was trying to push a nappy into the contraption when it was full, if you pushed hard enough you could actually produce a sh*t fountain especially if it was a runny nappy, oh the laughs we had cleaning the carpet afterwards!

What kind of box are you alluding to?

On my list of films to see, the first was excellent.

JT with Mereiles a very close second.

Ordinarily I would agree but I get the feeling AVB has finally sussed out his first eleven, who can do a job for us and who can't and I think he'll want to get his own players in ASAP. So it could be busier than normal.

Exactly, it's just your opinion, without facts or reason, negative rather than positive. What does it matter what he did before he came here? The fact is he came in, did a good job and was professional on and off the pitch, I don't expect all our players to get a " Chelsea till I die" tattoo, and please explain why a move to China is a negative thing, at the age Anelka is, he's only going to get one more payday before retirement.

Can't understand all the anti Anelka thing, since he was signed he's been the model pro and hasn't said or done anything untoward and has scored us a hatfull of goals. I couldn't give a toss about what he's done away from Chelsea, I will be sorry to see him go.

Since when did papers provide facts.....