Tim W

What happens if your only striker puts his hands on his hips and sulks

Can't get this into bed to embed Frank Ocean http://www.nbc.com/s...ut-you/1417076/

I'd start Sturridge, use clause xVIIIc and to get Lukaku back and send Torres out on loan to Darlington

And just my opinion, even if it's right.

I thought Ray Ban's had stopped making the Anti-Mikel range Barney, or are they still your old pair? ;-)

Moment of the day for me was around 80-85 minutes a QPhaha player came through Luiz steps across and puts the ball out of play - maturity/lessons learnt, no trying to be smart just good defending.

What makes this the "Official Thread"?

The best drummer in the world. First saw him with PT in 2003 and was astounded at the sound he produced. Saying that Marco Minnemann is who is playing with SW on the Grace for Drowning tour is not so bad, different style though.

Apparently Courtois can be recalled if an emergency situation arises.

Shouldn't this be in the joke section?

Be interesting to see the front page of the Sun tomorrow. I don't think the families of the 96 will have justice until those responsible are held accountable.

Was going to post that me-self

Lucky we sold Stepney on so quick

Thank you Moi, only 67 days left until I get to see FJM live (have seen him before but then in the Fleet Foxes) Steve, I'm officially considered a political refugee. And for the pair of you

Never play Cluedo with Scott Harris.

It's not Real Moi, they play in white

Perhaps the redtops could publish this, oh sorry it's not all about the thugette Cheryl http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ashley-Cole-Signed-Chelsea-Shirt-from-the-2012-USA-Tour-complete-with-COA-/170903018655?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item27ca9d1c9f

FFP is no exactly new, so the person who re-signed a 29 year old on 85,000 a week must have realised that he would be 33 at the end of that contract and in all honesty should be the one the taking all the abuse.

Pure economics @ 60,000 a week with 3 years left on his contract it made sense, whether he could pass or not.

Expectations are always extremely high, billionaire owner or not, and that's true for every football supporter irrespective of club; so are unexpected thrashings as the one on Friday night, if it happened game after game I would be worried, but it won't. Come Christmas will still be in the four major competitions and Friday's game will be long forgotten. BTW the Chelsea sides of 1965 - 1972 were superb and possibly played some of the best football ever seen at the Bridge, including those produced by any RA pay-rolled side. The decline after this is well-known by every club supporter as is the climb back to dizzy heights under uncle Ken. The emotional roller coaster during those years was hard to stomach at times and there were periods when you really didn't know what Chelsea would turn up from week to week.

He's the club's new hairdresser

Courtois was the best Chelsea player on the pitch last night

Lucky some of you guys weren't around thirty years ago, you would be slashing your wrists every other week.