http://www.oleole.com/media/main/podcasts/...DE_BROCHURE.pdf

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He is a tender and considerate lover.

Read page 5, it will definitely make your day. :D

Owen sets the standards, Adebayor improvises. Well done son, well done.

Edited July 5, 200917 yr by kalpitv

Haha, awesome. Definitely the best of the parodies

Adebayor + wages + bonus + monogrammed car seat = goals

:D

Fail to see how Ancelotti won't be convinced now.... fully vaccinated, high faluting and backwards compatible.... just what we are missing.

I'm convinced.

Brilliant.

No more boom boom :)

Not Irish......here was me thinking he was Black Irish all this time. Thanks for Clarifying

Kids United, Not Tribal! :D

Not Irish...

I can't be the only one who immediately thought of Morgan Freeman's character in Shawshank Redemption: "Maybe it's because I'm Irish."(the reason why people call him Red) :D

Ask for Trev

It's hilarious, the person(s) who came up with this should be awarded the Nobel Prize for Humour :D

That reads like it was put together by Mike O :lol:

Looks lke Mark Hughes has been impressed with the brochure. He has finally found a striker who is "Wi-fi enabled"!

That reads like it was put together by Mike O :D

Oi!

Nothing made me laugh louder than one of his brand values being 'Fragrant'.

Genius

Looks lke Mark Hughes has been impressed with the brochure. He has finally found a striker who is "Wi-fi enabled"!

i wonder if we could get them to create one for kalou for us....

I really don't know how Man City are going to cope with so many strikers, it is looking like Adebayor will sign for them. Robinho, Tevez, RSC, Bojinov, Bellamy, Caicedo, Evans i imagine Robinho would be shifted on too the left wing but thats still alot to keep happy!

Yep, if you include Jo, i think the total number of forwards is 10, and that's not even including SWP or Ireland or Elano, who also need to be factored into the attacking set-up.

Ridiculous. They'd better sell quick or that is going to be one disgruntled dressingroom!

Edited July 14, 200917 yr by Tim

I really don't know how Man City are going to cope with so many strikers, it is looking like Adebayor will sign for them. Robinho, Tevez, RSC, Bojinov, Bellamy, Caicedo, Evans i imagine Robinho would be shifted on too the left wing but thats still alot to keep happy!

Anyone think Bojinov is worth a bid? He is the only one whose future I am not sure about. But I think with the number of strikers, he must be done there.

Edited July 14, 200917 yr by TheWestwayWonder

Anyone think Bojinov is worth a bid? He is the only one whose future I am not sure about. But I think with the number of strikers, he must be done there.

Well, no need to ask me. I'm pulling an "abramovich on zhirkov" (our own poster, not Roman) here.

He is a big talent and was largely considered one of the top prospects while he was in Lecce. He's a very committed player, very well built, has a thunder of a shot and is a decent finisher.

That being said, I'm not sure he would make it in a team like Chelsea. He still has a lot to prove, but the talent is there.

I loved Bojinov in Serie A, shame about his injuries really.