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Scousers

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Pathetic, the lot of 'em. I hope we do what we did to Spuds, but on a million times scale.

Yes let's beat them 9,000,000 - 0. That would shut them up. Mikel might even nick one at that rate.

I liked the fella that said Liversh*te have no chance of winning the league.

If we beat them 1-0 I'll be more than happy, 3 defeats before halloween for the scum bag dippers will mean .......

20 YEARS OF NO LEAGUE TITLES

Something to celebrate :)

I thought of popping in and giving them some much-needed reality check, but I don't have another night to waste. Besides, there are some there that have got some common sense still and to a limited extent make up with skepticism what they lack in objectivity.

I thought of popping in and giving them some much-needed reality check, but I don't have another night to waste. Besides, there are some there that have got some common sense still and to a limited extent make up with skepticism what they lack in objectivity.

Virosh - did you go on one of the Scouse sites and debate the Shields case with them? If so, can you post a link as I'd love to read it.

To be honest, I'm not really bothered that much at the moment.

I don't think they'll be a title contender come May. The only contact I want with them this year, is 6 points, regardless of how they come.

I think they are every bit as much a challenger for the title as Utd are this season and on those grounds I would not be too swift to write them off. Personally I don't think any of the top four teams have started all that impressively however, fortunately for us, what we have shown is greater resilience due to the fact we have comfortably the best back line out of the traditional top four clubs.

Personally the only club I have already written off is Arsenal and that is simply because they don't have a reliable goalscorer or goalkeeper. I think they will fall out of the top four this season.

In Rooney, Torres, Drogba and Adebayor all the clubs I think will finish in the top four have kicked off with their main source of goals in form and what will be key is how each club deals with their absence, be that through suspension, injury or international duty. This is the reason I think we have to get Sturridge playing time because when we lose Drogba in January we can't afford to stutter.

"Ancelotti never won the league in seven years in Milan"

These people call themselves football fans? f**kin clueless. They won at least once, and if not for Luciano Moggi they might have taken more.

Not sure how many of you read Viz, but here's their take on the Scousers.....from the profanisaurus

Scouse tax n. A cheeky charge levied out of one's pockets by lovably light-fingered Liverpudlians when shopping on Merseyside

all scum fans seem to have that 'holier than thou' belief about them that i just can not stand. I constantly read them writing about how the badge means so much more to their players than other clubs and how their players are so gracious and play with such sportmanship. What made me laugh the most is how after we beat them in the quarter final tie at the bridge last year on their forums they were talking about how there players had been so fantastic whilst our players were all disgraces.

It must be gutting to be a glory hunter when you start supporting a club only to see them begin a downward spiral, and not be able to keep pace with the other clubs in the league.

On the other hand it's so much sweeter to support a yo-yo club with limited sucess, who break into the elite and compete toe to toe with the big boys, fulfilling you hopes as a supporter. As my brother says, the sugar tastes so much sweeter after tasing the sh*te. The other way round looks like it leaves a bitter and sour taste in the mouth!!

You won the league in little shorts

you won the league in little shorts

you won the league in the 80's

you won the league in little shorts

all scum fans seem to have that 'holier than thou' belief about them that i just can not stand. I constantly read them writing about how the badge means so much more to their players than other clubs and how their players are so gracious and play with such sportmanship. What made me laugh the most is how after we beat them in the quarter final tie at the bridge last year on their forums they were talking about how there players had been so fantastic whilst our players were all disgraces.

They do that after every game. The number of times I've heard a dipper moan about how much of a scumbag John Terry or Frank Lampard is without even remotely being able to back it up is staggering. Deluded pricks, the lot of them.

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I notice with Scousers that one of their favourite words to describe the attitude of other fans towards them is "bile". And then you get something like this:

Terry-I really could pretend I was a Canadian seal club hunter if I had a baseball in my hand near him-he's just a snidy, horrible gobsh*te who epitomises that club

Seriously, the first time I read that I felt the urge (never to be acted on of course, because we don't do things like that) to batter 50 shades of sh*t out of the horrible Scouse c**t. It just goes on:

They are the epitomy of all that is wrong in football, both on and off the pitch, from owner through the players to the 'fans' I despise them.

However, look past all the bollox and there's this from the same Scouse twat:

A Scouse git wrote:

They will win the league and put another nail in the coffin of real football.

I dream of the days they used to turn up with Gordon Durie up front and us biffing them 4-nil.

For "coffin of real football" read Liverscum's chances of winning the Premiership in the foreseeable future.

f**k 'em all - especially YOU, you ignorant, obnoxious, loud-mouthed, delusional, horrible Scouse bar steward c**ts.

Dunno why Chelsea fans would even bother reading that crap. What a disgusting club they are.

At the end of the day, Blackburn and Leeds have won the league more recently than them. Let them keep living off their history, and we'll carry on making ours.

"Ancelotti never won the league in seven years in Milan"

These people call themselves football fans? f**kin clueless. They won at least once, and if not for Luciano Moggi they might have taken more.

And the Champions League twice...but that means nothing, cause Liverpool won it in 2005.

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Dunno why Chelsea fans would even bother reading that crap. What a disgusting club they are.

Why? Because it's there. Because they are the enemy. Burying your head in the sand and ignoring this crap won't make it go away. They are the biggest bunch of hypocrites on the footballing planet, bar none. And they hate us with a passion. Perhaps we should take it as a complement that they now discuss whether or not they hate us or Man U the most.

Every now again someone will pop up and saw that Scousers are no different, no better and no worse, than any other fans. Which is so much patent bollox. Scousers consider themselves "special", aided and abetted no end by an endless stream of sycophantic muppets in the media. And so the world needs reminding from time to time, how especially obnoxious Scousers actually are.

Having said all that, I would never have dreamed of visiting any Scouse forum if it wasn't for RedRobScumsucker.

And the Champions League twice...but that means nothing, cause Liverpool won it in 2005.

They should have lost both the semi and the final though. :\

Cheating c**ts.

Why? Because it's there. Because they are the enemy. Burying your head in the sand and ignoring this crap won't make it go away. They are the biggest bunch of hypocrites on the footballing planet, bar none. And they hate us with a passion. Perhaps we should take it as a complement that they now discuss whether or not they hate us or Man U the most.

Every now again someone will pop up and saw that Scousers are no different, no better and no worse, than any other fans. Which is so much patent bollox. Scousers consider themselves "special", aided and abetted no end by an endless stream of sycophantic muppets in the media. And so the world needs reminding from time to time, how especially obnoxious Scousers actually are.

Having said all that, I would never have dreamed of visiting any Scouse forum if it wasn't for RedRobScumsucker.

I know exactly what they are and I loathe them as much as anyone. But to be frank, I don't care about them that much. Certainly not enough to visit their forums to read what they have to say about us. I'd rather have my teeth pulled out with rusty pliers.

Let them obsess over us if they want. It's only because we're now more successful than them and they can't handle it. Same reason they can't handle the Mancs being better than them. They're just the second biggest team in Self Pity City with seriously delusional fans and used to win things a long time ago. So did Huddersfield.

I know exactly what they are and I loathe them as much as anyone. But to be frank, I don't care about them that much. Certainly not enough to visit their forums to read what they have to say about us. I'd rather have my teeth pulled out with rusty pliers.

Let them obsess over us if they want. It's only because we're now more successful than them and they can't handle it. Same reason they can't handle the Mancs being better than them. They're just the second biggest team in Self Pity City with seriously delusional fans and used to win things a long time ago. So did Huddersfield.

You and Lofty are both saying the same thing really. The only difference is that Lofty enjoys picking his scabs! (Sorry, Lofty)

I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to vist a Liverpool fans forum as i dont need to read their hate filled opinions to remind me of how pathetic they are . To be honest , i dont give a f**k what they think of me as a fan, our club, our players or our history and i dont conform to Loftys opinion that its me burying my head in the sand because i dont read the hate filled bile on their forum. I dont need to, i live with it everyday , 2 weeks ago i saw a Liverpool fan wearing a t-shirt 'Owen Traitor ' very intelligent move that considering theres always a chance that Owen will come back and bite them in the arse and guy with T-Shirt will look a total p**ck and a bitter jealous loser . Let them rant about their rivals , its the only topic thats relevant to their current situation because they have f**k all else to talk about.

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You and Lofty are both saying the same thing really. The only difference is that Lofty enjoys picking his scabs! (Sorry, Lofty)

Hmm I don't know if I'd put it quite like that! I merely er ... do the espionage bit, take a tentative sneaky look around the corner (or around the bend, if you will), report back and comment accordingly.

Just call me Agent Lofty.

In your Liverpool slums,

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,

You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,

You sh*t on the carpet, you piss in the bath,

You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,

You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,

You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,

Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,

You can't get a job 'cos you're too f**king thick,

You used to sing "Munich" but not anymore,

Since ninety-six scousers lay dead on the floor,

In your Liverpool slums.

Hmm I don't know if I'd put it quite like that! I merely er ... do the espionage bit, take a tentative sneaky look around the corner (or around the bend, if you will), report back and comment accordingly.

Just call me Agent Lofty.

SPECIAL Agent Lofty! Checking up on those who are teetering on the cusp of self-delusion! (And some who have long since fallen over the cusp into the pit.)

While we sleep he is eternally vigilant on our behalf!

Coco, that is a revolting song!

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