Its a good job Mario Balotelli is a footballer and has someone to do things for him isnt it....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAtYlc1BsK8

That is just farking scary,makes you wonder what the d**khead does about his boot laces.

Unbelievable........yet believable

That is just farking scary,makes you wonder what the d**khead does about his boot laces.

It made me wonder how he remembers to keep breathing.

Must be an allergic reaction to the grass....

Jesus...

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a very, very long time.

Wow that's... I don't even know what to say

Must be some kind of in-joke or something, surely no ones that daft

This is seriously the funniest football-related thing I've seen since the Python philosophers sketch.

Savage's commentary is something to behold! Bib-otelli, and bib-itis. Oh how I laughed

Funny! COuldnt stop laughing for some time.

What a knob

Brilliant.

I actually wanted to sign Balotelli, because lets face it...he has a lot of raw talent.

I knew he was a plonker, but now I know he's a stupid plonker...potent combination.

Bib - 2

Mario - nill

You know what they say, you can take the Italian out of Italy but you can't take the Italy out of the Italian.

I love the way he throws the 1st one away as though theres something wrong with it, then cant figure the 2nd one out either. What a dumb f**k.

I wonder how long it takes him to dress in the morning.

Have to admit I had the same problem with bibs in training.

When I was 12.

I'd love to see him trying to do up his seat-belt

Can't imagine how he copes with putting on his jock strap!

I wonder if there's any footage of Balotelli on his holidays, trying to put up a deck-chair

I wonder if there's any footage of Balotelli on his holidays, trying to put up a deck-chair

:D

Dzeko making fun of Mario

Haha fair play to him, love the banter.

painful to watch at times, but savage makes up for it with those gags, so good :L